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The story of four misers in China is as follows.

The first one is Li in Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged: Li took a box of medicine with him on his way to college, and wanted to sell it at a good price in mainland schools. On the way, I felt uncomfortable, and Li didn't want to bring some. Because a pack of Rendan can't sell well after opening, but it's not so stingy if you don't send medicine. Li Meiting thought and thought, and suddenly he had a brainwave. She gave Sun Roujia a bottle of cod liver oil pills, which made Sun Roujia vomit again.

The second place is Lu Zhi in Xu Fuzhuo's A penny: Lu Zhi has money, but he makes his family starve; Lu Zhi is going to eat at a friend's place to save his own food. Picked up a penny on the way. When he saw all the beggars enjoying their income, drinking and laughing at themselves, Lu Zhi hurt his self-esteem and decided to spend a penny. Bought sesame seeds and hid at the top of the mountain to eat alone.

The third is the supervisor Hou in Zhuangzi Foreign Things: Zhuang Zhou once borrowed rice from the supervisor Hou, and the supervisor Hou said that I would lend it to you after collecting the rent of 300 gold.

The fourth is Yan Jiansheng in Wu's Scholars: Yan Jiansheng stretched out two fingers when he was dying and refused to give up his life. Several nephews and some family members have come to make trouble; Some say it's two people, some say it's two things, and some say it's two fields, but they just shake their heads Zhao pushed aside the crowd and said, "Grandpa! Only I can know what you are thinking. You ordered two rushes in that lamp. Don't worry, I'm afraid I'll run out of gas. I'll pick one now. " Say, busy to pick a stem. They looked at Jane, nodded, hung their hands and died.