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Are people who live in jokes optimistic or lonely?

It is a kind of life ability to live a life into paragraphs. No one's home is a mess. Sometimes these troubles are like clothes piled up in the closet. When you open the door, they will fall out and you can't pick them up. So what? Sometimes sadness, sometimes happiness, sadness will always turn over, but happiness can stay in my heart.

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Washing dishes with hot water in cold weather greatly improves the happiness index of working people. Although I feel distressed, I am a little flustered by gas washing.

In the eyes of neighbors, my family is like this: the male customer can cook, the female owner knows how to raise the children gently, the elder sister is lively and educated, the younger sister is cute and super cute, the old man is not free, and the husband and wife love and suffer. Well, I should talk to my neighbors more and relieve the frustration brought by chicken feather life.

Strolling downstairs at night, there are several handsome pots playing guitars in the corner of the square, singing youth and dreams. Many people stopped to enjoy it near or far away. The cool breeze blows gently, and the singing is melodious and beautiful. Suddenly, there was a high-decibel fast-paced square dance in the air, and the aunts moved beautifully. I'll go, and that little freshness will turn to dust in an instant ...

Erhoma

Late at night, on the balcony, the air was cold and the night breeze was a little urgent, which made me feel very comfortable and moved. Pony, he is very ill.

I bought a bottle of laundry detergent in the supermarket not long ago. It is very easy to use and the clothes become very soft and smooth. It feels great! This brand has been used before, but it has been improved so well? ! The laundry detergent will soon bottom out. Look at the logo. Two more bottles. Take a closer look. Clothes softener! ! !

At night, Wheat fell asleep, turned over her sister's pillow, and her two heads collided. Xiaomi opened his eyes, glanced at Wheat in disgust, and then leaned down to sleep. Wheat struggled to raise his eyes and groaned. He is too sleepy and tired. He shook a few times like a drunk, bumped into the wall and began to cry. I watched with delight. The master heard the cry and picked up the wheat, trying to kill the second-class mother with his eyes.

Wheat is teething recently and has a bad sleep. Almost every half hour. It is quiet tonight. I leaned over to see her several times, but I was always uneasy. Just now, I used my hand to explore her gasp. ...

I borrowed a pen from Miwa, and it says that it works well. Did mom buy it for you last time?

Eva said: Santa Claus gave it to me!

Pony, almost broke. ...

Wit baby

I was sweating in my room sorting things. Five-year-old Meiwa is on the bucket at the door. Uh-huh, she has been rambling with me, asking me to respond. I said helplessly, can you have a rest and not talk? Sanwa said: the stone is pulled with the ass, not with the mouth, I can say! ! !

On the way to kindergarten after school, I pointed to the sign to teach Miwa: Huizhou local tax.

Miwa asked: Where to sleep?

I said: it's a place to pay taxes.

Eva gets it: Oh, it's a place to teach sleeping ~

Every time Mads-Mm-hmm, I crouch opposite her, hold her hands and help her hard. So, when she saw me sitting on the toilet, she rushed over and stood face to face with me, holding my hand solemnly. ...

Under my training, Maizi learned to throw dirty diapers into the trash can and dirty clothes into the laundry basket ..... but it didn't always work. Sometimes he throws the cup into the trash can and the spoon into the laundry basket.

A resourceful householder

The householder asked on the phone: I am buying fruit. Do you want mangoes? You have to do this. The next day, I couldn't find it anywhere. The householder showed me a look on your face that you were too stupid to find it under your nose. Brother, is this lemon? !

The householder squatted in front of the shoe cabinet and asked, what will Xiaomi go out to wear tomorrow?

Me: khaki canvas shoes

He looked for a whisper: card … its … color …

Me: khaki! !

He: Oh! I saw it!

The little girl suddenly wants a ring, and we should support her yearning for beautiful things. I walked around outside and didn't find anything satisfactory. Go home and look for the treasure. Wow, it's full of beautiful things.

At dinner, I said: the ugly one sold in the shop is 5 yuan, and the thief on the internet is 3 yuan.

Meiwa echoed: Yes, yes.

The householder glanced at us: How much is the postage?

I am very proud: 35 packs!

Owner: How much did you buy?

Sanwa: 35!

Head of household: It is better to buy from 5 yuan ~

Suddenly froze, as if there were some truth.