The lines of this year's Spring Festival Evening essay "Love for Drivers"? Come on, everybody, 3Q.

Feng Gong: Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters in front of the TV, I miss you so much. The Spring Festival Gala was founded 30 years ago, and all of you here are getting younger and younger. I think this uncle looks like Rainbow Bao Qiang. Aunt, I remember saying that you are like Guo, but today you are like Fan Bingbing. Actors can't. Ben Shan Ge became Uncle Zhao. He used to say that Cai Ming's face used to look like duck eggs, but today it looks like walnut crisp. My son calls me dad and my daughter-in-law calls me wife. Stranger, do you think I can promise? what can I do? Husband is a serious title, which means a kind of responsibility. Niu Li: Husband. Feng Gong: I mistook you for someone else. Niu Li: Yes, long face and big eyes. Feng Gong: Nothing wrong? Niu Li: You left me alone in the car. Feng Gong: Isn't it flat? Niu Li: This must be new york. Feng Gong: This is great Beijing. Niu Li: Don't fool me. I remember that Beijing is an asphalt road. How can it be Simmons in one place? I'm going to sleep first. Feng Gong: Cold. Niu Li: You still love me. Now that you know, if you beg me, you won't answer your phone or reply to your text messages. Which door do you turn to? You were rejected. I said don't go abroad, you said, no, gold is everywhere abroad, you can see it when you come in. Feng Gong: What? Niu Li: Even the bank went bankrupt. Feng Gong: I poured several. Niu Li: The streets are full of unemployed people. You said they spoke English very well. Why can't they find jobs? Feng Gong: If they can't find a job, then they should be told not to learn Chinese. The phone broke down when it came. Don't make any noise. My wife, feed her. Niu Li: What do you want me to do? Feng Gong: Quiet. Honey, I'm at home. Niu Li: Nonsense. Feng Gong: Quiet. I'm really at home, wife. Niu Li: I really didn't make any noise. Feng Gong: What's wrong with you? Niu Li: Do you have any medicine? Feng Gong: Wife, why is there a woman's voice? Don't worry, according to your request, all our cats are male. Yan Xuejing: Are you really at home? Feng Gong: Nonsense, I'm not at home, I'm in the street, really. Yan Xuejing: Didn't you say you were at home? Feng Gong: I said I wasn't at home, I was in the street, right? Yan Xuejing: Where have you been for so long? You don't answer the phone, reply to text messages or surf the Internet. Feng Gong: Our house is a sliding door. Yan Xuejing: Say, who is she? Feng Gong: Our boss. Yan Xuejing: Isn't your boss a man? Feng Gong: Why are you wearing this today? Yan Xuejing: Nonsense, she is a woman. Feng Gong: Our boss's wife. Yan Xuejing: Your boss's daughter-in-law is so young? Feng Gong: Is the boss's daughter-in-law old now? Niu Li: Who is the boss's wife? Yan Xuejing: Let me see, what kind of beauty? It lets people go out on New Year's Eve. Beautiful, double eyelids. It was withdrawn last year. Niu Li: Nonsense, the year before last. Yan Xuejing: Can these big eyes be closed when sleeping? Feng Gong: Yes, it's tight. Just now, she slept in the co-pilot and here. What happened? That's it. Yan Xuejing: That's it? Feng Gong: No. Yan Xuejing: Say, when did it start? Feng Gong: At first. Niu Li: It's been six years, so what? Feng Gong: I don't know her at all. Niu Li: No, I don't know you yet. Feng Gong: If you don't go, if you don't go, if you go, it's all on me. Niu Li: You still love me, husband. Feng Gong: Please don't scream. This is my own wife. Niu Li: Leave me. You have a wife again. I want to have a look. Oh, these eyes are really saving face and land. They are original. Feng Gong: We can't talk. We are pure wild animals. Niu Li: Without me, your aesthetics are getting worse. I thought you would find a place, but you found a wet nurse. Feng Gong: Then we are also mother-of-pearl. Niu Li: Then I'll go. Feng Gong: Don't go. Yan Xuejing: You let her go. Feng Gong: I still have her sports car. Niu Li: Who do you think is younger? Feng Gong: What's the need? Yan Xuejing: Talking about necessity. Niu Li: Who is young? Feng Gong: You are still young. Yan Xuejing: Why is she young? Feng Gong: You are still young. Yan Xuejing: Why? Feng Gong: Pretend to be young. Yan Xuejing: What about me? Feng Gong: You are so old. Niu Li: Which one of us is Lori? Feng Gong: Loli is an internet term, which means ugly. Your Lori, your whole family is Lori. Yan Xuejing: Don't ask. It's my turn to ask. Let me ask you, who do you like? Feng Gong: Needless to say, you will always be a beauty in my heart. Niu Li: What about me? Feng Gong: At best, you are a sad story. Yan Xuejing: I'm Shi, and she's the story of Dexin, so I'm more than a thousand years older than her. Feng Gong: Don't you know that I like collecting since I was a child? I never promised. Turn around and ask everyone, did she say yes after calling for a long time? Be kind. Niu Li: Husband. Feng Gong: Open your eyes and see, am I your husband? Niu Li: No. Feng Gong: Did you hear that? Niu Li: You are my ex-husband. Niu Li: Who said it wasn't? Look at the wedding photos. Feng Gong: That's not me. Yan Xuejing: Who said it wasn't you? Do you think you have a chin? That's a tight hug. You were too young. Niu Li: Can you get bigger? I am hugging my son. Feng Gong: Hold whoever you like. Yan Xuejing: I don't want to go home, but I want my colleagues from other places to go home for the New Year, right? Feng Gong: I drive to let more people go home. Shouldn't I? Yan Xuejing: You should have told me. Feng Gong: I'm telling you, can you make way? Yan Xuejing: You didn't tell me, so I ran into it. I shouldn't have. Feng Gong: Honey, you deal with gasoline every day. See what your skin looks like. You are only 40 years old and you are short. I saw skin care products on the internet that day. It's 3 120 yuan. It doesn't matter. Yan Xuejing: How much do you earn? Feng Gong: I earn 120 yuan. The most precious thing for a daughter is her appearance and maintenance. Yan Xuejing: Can I become 14 years old through maintenance? Feng Gong: With love, 40 years old can become 14 years old; Without love, 14 can become 40 years old. I don't care if you are 14 or 40,40 or 14. You will always be 14 in my heart, not 40. Yan Xuejing: Husband. Feng Gong: Wife. Niu Li: Husband. Feng Gong: Old woman. Yan Xuejing: Well, actually, I have heard what you two just said. She and her husband went abroad to make money, but they didn't make any money, and her husband lost. Feng Gong: She's here alone. Yan Xuejing: She also has a sports car. Feng Gong: Can she compete with us? We ... Yan Xuejing: Sister, poor thing. Talk to me. Feng Gong: Look how kind my wife is. As soon as she heard that others were inferior to her, she immediately sympathized. Maybe she will come to our house for the Spring Festival. Yan Xuejing: Come to our home for the Spring Festival. Why are you so worried? Take it home. Feng Gong: I'm a complete stranger. It is not appropriate to carry a beautiful woman home. Yan Xuejing: Telephone. Feng Gong: Yes. Yan Xuejing: Hey, wife, who's your wife? Who are you? He said that he had just returned from new york. Feng Gong: Her husband, please be polite to others, from new york. Hey, where the hell have you been? You didn't answer the phone, didn't reply to the text message, and didn't surf the Internet. What's the matter with you? Come to our home for the Spring Festival. You don't know me. I've seen you. You have long legs, big arms, a round face and no chin. Yan Xuejing: Get it back quickly. Feng Gong: Let's go. Yan Xuejing: I asked you to carry someone. How can you hold it? Feng Gong: People in China all over the world are sinking with their arms on their shoulders.