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Jokes of two people with the same name
Speaking of this topic, to be honest, I'm a little sad. I have a classmate with the same name in senior one and senior three. The first-year students are boys, and the words are all the same. I deeply remember that once we both got 128 on the math paper. At that time, the perfect score was 150, and the average score of the class in that exam was 130. Then we were criticized by the teacher for the exam, even if the names were the same, the scores were the same. What a heartbreaking thing it is. I remember it clearly after all these years. Girls' Chinese scores are generally better than boys', so the teacher will criticize him with my grades, which is quite cool for me. And I have always distinguished that we are all represented by male XX and female XX, so it's just that the name is a little special and there is no embarrassment. After all, it can't be wrong. The only embarrassment is that the teacher doesn't know when the school will start and will call us wrong.
Later, when I was a freshman, I heard that there was another classmate with the same name and surname, and I didn't care anymore. But our characters are different. Mine is Ao, hers is Ao, and then the English teacher calls us XX Ao, XX Ao, Macau AO. It is an honor to have such a long name. Every time I hear the last sentence, my heart beats at a high speed, because I really don't like to get up and answer questions, especially when I stand up in English, which may be accompanied by one-stop service of dictation, correction, copying and standing. However, we are also good friends, and the pronunciation of names is also a kind of fate. It is a great fate that God put us in the same class. It just happens that our pronunciations are the same, which is a greater fate. Don't be embarrassed by the same name when you arrive at the new class. Maybe you can gain a new friend, maybe you will be more motivated because of the same name. Because of some subconscious comparison, you may make a lot of progress. (Image from the Internet)
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