I need a few golden ideas about study, a few farewell articles to my alma mater, a few jokes and a few brain teasers.

The joke is: Xiao Ming is 5 years old and still can’t speak. One day, his mother asked him to go outside to learn how to speak, and Xiao Ming went out.

The first place he went, he saw a house collapsed, and a man shouted there:

"The building has collapsed! The building has collapsed!"

Xiao Ming will remember it.

The second place he went, he saw two people fighting. One of them said: "Damn boy, come and fight if you have the guts!"

Xiao Ming again Remembered.

The third place he went to saw a child beating his grandfather. The grandfather said: "If you hit grandpa again, grandpa will stop giving you candy!"

Xiao Ming Remember again.

When he got home, his mother asked him: "Xiao Ming, what words have you learned?!"

Xiao Ming said: "The building collapsed! The building collapsed!"

My mother quickly ran downstairs and saw that the building had not collapsed.

My mother entered the room and said: You brat, how dare you lie to your mother! I'm going to hit you. "

Xiao Ming said: "Damn boy, if you have the guts, just come and fight!" "

My mother beat Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming said: "If you hit grandpa again, grandpa will stop giving you candy!" ”

Mom was stunned!