Talking about the funny mood of work fatigue _ Talking about the sentence of work fatigue

Life is so fast that Lian Xiao has no time! But how can you live without a sense of humor? Tired of work, let's talk about adjustment! The following is my funny mood for you. I hope you like the sentence of physical and mental exhaustion at work!

The funny mood of being tired at work tells the classic article 1) Because I read it too thoroughly, I began to live badly.

2) I didn't say you are shameless, I mean shameless people are just like you.

3) I watched you walk on the stage with my own eyes, and I don't know if you are going to make a fool of yourself.

4) I finished the middle school exam, and it is estimated that it is finished.

5) Dead mosquito, I tell you: I can fan your parents to death last year, and I can fan you to death this year! So you'd better stay away from me

6) I remember when I was in college, some girls reported to the school that some boys looked at the girls' dormitory with binoculars. Later, the college made a thorough investigation, and in order to reflect fairness, they also inspected the girls' dormitory. The final result is that boys have found three binoculars, girls' dormitories have found more than 30, and those with night vision have 10. . . . .

7) "How do you spend Tanabata?" "Laugh it off."

8) It is said that those who study accounting and medicine are a perfect match, one seeks money and the other kills.

9) There are two plastic bags in our class. They pack, pack, pack all day.

10) "Talk to your head!" "You didn't think about it! Can't you get a bigger brain? "

The funny mood of being tired at work tells the latest article 1) Now I weigh it and want to pull out my eyebrows.

2) The most painful thing in the world is to be awakened by urine after a good sleep.

3) Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

4) People who like me are good people, people who don't like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not people.

5) If we burn incense for one year, we can meet, burn incense for three years, get to know each other, burn incense for ten years, and cherish each other. Then I&; Hellip& amphellip changed the letter.

____6) At school, the teacher asked us about our ideals. Some students want to be scientists, some teachers and some doctors. Only my ideal is to work, and my classmates laughed at me at that time. The teacher said I had no future. Yesterday, several students got together. Talking about the current situation of my classmates, I found that only my ideal has come true.

7) The emperor's death is called death, the civilian's death is called death, and the heartbreaker's death is called oh yeah.

8) Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour and bitter &; You only like dissolute ones.

9) Smart men will spoil their women so much that other men can't accept them. Only a stupid man will let his woman be wronged, which will eventually lead to throwing herself at him!

10) It is said that when two men and one woman walk in the street, three people will feel like light bulbs.

1 1) Bajie, I'm fighting with Fairy Chang 'e, and I'll meet you in Gaolaozhuang later &; hellip& amphellip

12) Beethoven told us that the more you recite, the higher your score. This is the law of "more back points".

13) Money alone can't make people happy, so I also stole some jewelry, stamps, watches and so on.

14) The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?

15) Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

The funny mood of being tired at work told Rewen 16) that there was gold under the man's knee. I cut off the whole leg, but I didn't even find a copper coin!

17) Can you see my powder?

18) in the internet world, your girlfriend may be a man and your boyfriend may be a woman, which is very painful, but you have to accept it.

19) You are an affectionate crow, a lively frog, a sweet potato that comes out of the mud without staining, and a fiery prawn in my heart. I want to greet you gently: lovely fool who read my message, how are you now?

20) People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

2 1) On the way to Xi 'an on business, a Dalian native boasted a lot about how good Dalian was, and then said that Dalian held a grand celebration on the centenary of its founding, and then asked a person next to it, "Is there any centenary celebration in Xi 'an?" A few Xi 'an's buddies next to him were shocked. After a while, they forced out a sentence: "I remember there was a&; Lsquo bonfire plays the prince. Ba & hellip

22) Artificial intelligence and natural stupidity cannot be compared &; Because we advocate pure nature.

23) As long as the hoe moves well, you can't pry it without a horn.

24) I'm not RMB. Why does everyone like me? !

25) A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true?

26) I don't mean not to laugh, but the powder will fall off when I laugh!

27) Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

28) Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately &; In the end, he killed mdash the students.

29) In the past, when the alarm clock rang, I often had the problem of patting it before going back to sleep, but since I put three mousetraps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated.

30) A man can be your umbrella, but don't treat him as your own day.

3 1) There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

32) Smiling at you is purely polite.

33) The mine disaster continues in the review, and the rise in property prices is under control!

34) I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

35) I have been gentle all my life, just smiling for beauty.

36) Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

37) What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

38) I can't describe my creativity, my working ability and my writing ability.

39) As long as the hoe jumps well, there is a corner that can't be dug down?

40) The Association for the Blind sincerely advises: Never drink and drive.

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