The story of the king

Joke king story one:

At the beginning of the movie, an old man leaned back in his seat and looked around.

The neighbor asked:? What are you doing?

Old man:? Looking for gum. ?

Neighbor:? Can't you look for it after the performance? And make people stop watching movies. ?

Old man:? That won't do. My gold tooth is stuck on it. ?

2、? Do you want to take risks? If you buy a lottery ticket, you may win 5 million prizes. ?

? When will the lottery be held?

? Saturday. ?

? No, I need money on Friday. ?

3. A-mei? I haven't seen you for several days. Why have you lost weight?

A Dai:? With cavities, only half of what I eat is in my stomach. ?

A-mei:? What, there's still half?

A Dai:? Half in the wormhole. ?

A customer was eating in a restaurant when he suddenly found a fly floating in the vegetable soup. He called the waiter and said sarcastically, excuse me, what is this little thing doing in my soup?

The waiter bent down, looked at it and said, look, sir, it's still moving. Now it's backstroke. ?

Joke King Story 2:

1. Interviewer:? Do you have any other specialties?

Applicant:? Yes, two novels I wrote last year were published in a famous magazine, and I also finished a novel. ?

Interviewer:? It's not easy, but what are your strengths that you can use in the office?

Applicant:? Oh, I did all this at work! ?

2. a:? Didn't that department store just open last year? Why mark today? 10 anniversary, special sale? And then what?

b:？ This is probably because business is difficult to do. It feels like a year! ?

My colleague is meditating outside the window. I asked him: What's going on here?

A:? Yesterday, my wife scolded me for spending too much money on smoking. Hum, I will never buy cigarettes again from today! ?

? Really? Quit smoking?

This guy said to me cheekily, I'll smoke yours?

4. Apple has a new product, most of which is an industry that has been subverted;

Lenovo has come up with new products, most of which are copied by Apple.

Google has new products, most of which are acquired by a company;

Tencent has a new product, most of which is an idea cloned;

Microsoft has new products, and most of them will be eliminated.

5. Early risers collect junk;

Those who sleep late are from the massage parlor;

It is beggars who can't eat on time';

It is the criminals who are afraid;

It is street vendors who work overtime and don't make up for it;

What can't be wrong is the program host;

It is the ambulance driver who must arrive at the scene immediately;

It is the underworld that is difficult to quit after joining;

All the above characteristics are available. Taobao opens an online shop.

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