Cross talk lines from Ying Ning Wang Lei’s "The Three-Character Classic"

A: You can see, can’t you see what kind of person I am?

B: Please forgive my stupidity.

A: I am a student.

B Student!

A: Ah.

B: We brothers are holding hands.

A: You are also a student.

B: I am a beast.

A: That’s much worse!

B Are there students with brains like yours?

A: A person cannot be judged by his appearance, and the sea water cannot be measured. I have studied.

B: Yes!

A: I have studied and I have given lectures.

B Have you ever taught books?

A: I have taught you the complete version of the Three Character Classic.

B The "Three Character Classic" is just a "Gangjian".

A: If you say it like that, wouldn’t it be a joke? It has to be told according to the news.

B Can you tell the news?

A: Ah. There was a mountain in the beginning.

B What is the name of the mountain?

A: Have you never recited the "Three Character Sutra"?

B: No.

A: It’s called “Youlian Mountain”.

B: There is such a sentence.

A: You haven’t been there, have you?

B: I haven’t been there.

A: Your father has been there.

B My father has been there?

A: In the 26th year of Guangxu's reign, he fled there and hid under the mountain.

B Is there such a sentence?

A: "There is a way to hide".

B: There is a turtle hiding there. Where is my father hiding? Get scolded!

A: There is a place on the left side of the mountain.

B What?

A: It’s called “This Sifang”.

B: Hmm.

A: Two brothers live there.

B: What are the last names of your two brothers? What's it called?

A: The uncle’s surname is Ren, which is called “The Beginning of Humanity”.

B Oh!

A The second master’s surname is Ren, which is called “human relations”.

B: Are these two brothers? Why don't you two be next to each other like this?

A: Living separately and no longer living together.

B: Why are you separated?

A: The uncle is an official, and the second uncle is a gangster.

B What is the official position of the uncle?

A: "Attach the six sense organs".

B Yeah!

A: The second master is fooling around inside the front door and outside the back door.

B: Why are you hanging out at the front door and the back door?

A: The Three Character Classic says, "The north and the south mix." The south is sure to mix in the south.

B Where is the stability in the north?

A: Hanging out in the north.

B Why are the north and the south not at ease?

A: Then go to Qingdao and endure it.

B Qingdao?

A: The uncle’s wife’s maiden name has both surnames.

B What’s your last name?

A The compound surname is Ying Qin, "Ying Qin's family", and the second wife's maiden family's compound surname is Zuo, "You have Zuo family".

B Oh!

The young master in front of Uncle A is six years old this year, and his name is "Rensuo Tong". The young master in front of Second Master is twelve years old, and his name is "Rensuo". .

B: I want you to deal with them all together.

A: If you don’t believe me, just ask.

B: Who should I ask?

A: "At the beginning of my life," I worshiped two brothers. The eldest brother's surname is Xi, and his name is "Xi Xiangyuan." He is not in Beijing, but is a county governor.

B Where should I be the county governor?

A: Be the magistrate of "Final Offering".

B Where does the county control it?

A belongs to the Warring States Period.

B. Walking for a day?

A can’t arrive in one day, because the train is inaccessible, so he has to take a boat, take the "Eighteen Legends", borrow some "Japanese style", use the "Dang Satire", and set up the "Japanese Water and Fire" , it took “four hundred years” to finally arrive at the “final offering”.

B: It took four hundred years to reach the final county?

A: It took four hundred years to go and four hundred years to come back, adding up to "eight hundred years".

B: How to get there?

A: There is a plane to Nanyuan. You can get there in four hours.

B Is there an airplane in Nanyuan?

A: No.

B There is no airplane in the "Three Character Classic".

A: Yes, "create the foundation of the country".

B The founding foundation of the country is an airplane?

A: Once you pass through that country, you will be gone. Xi Xiangyuan took office without his family.

B: Yes.

A The wife of "Xi Xiangyuan" lives at Xiheyan.

B Who is Xi Xiangyuan’s wife?

A "Xi Meng's mother".

B Xi Yu’s mother and Xi Xiangyuan are male and female?

A: That’s the couple.

B: Okay.

A: The second brother’s surname is Dou, and he calls him “Dou Yanshan”.

B: Is Dou Yanshan also an official?

A: A rich country man, a farmer.

B How much land will be planted?

A: If there is a righteous way, plant it.

B: What a party!

A: Did you understand what I just said?

B: I understand!

A: Dou Yanshan’s family is very rich!

B: Hmm.

A: People and wealth are prosperous.

B What?

A: There are six sons in front of you.

B: This is not right.

A: What’s wrong?

B Yanshan Wugui is the five sons.

A: Yes, Digener has five sons.

B: Why did you tell me six?

A: Later, the "Old and Young Order" was continued by another one.

B: It’s been a long time, and another one?

A: I know all the nicknames of the five people you mentioned.

What is B’s name?

A: All are called Yang: Dayang, Eryang, Sanyang, Siyang, Wuyang.

B. There is such a sentence in the "Three Character Classic"?

A: "Teach the five sons, and they will all become famous." Their nicknames are Yang'er.

B: Yes!

A: The sixth young master is not called Yang'er.

What is B’s name?

A’s name is Rong’er.

How old are you?

A: He is only four years old this year.

B "The Three Character Classic" contains this sentence?

A "Four years old".

B Oh.

A: Know that "benevolence and righteousness, etiquette, wisdom and trust", "morality, benevolence and righteousness".

B Oh.

A: If I buy a pear, he won’t eat it.

B How about it?

A: Some uncles and uncles gave way to him, or the saint loved him so much that he wrote "If you are four years old, you can make pears" and let everyone eat pears.

B: What if we eat bananas?

A: Then "Rong four years old can make..." He doesn't like to eat bananas.

B Don’t like bananas?

A: That year I hired a teacher to teach these six boys how to read.

B Who is teaching?

A Mr. Ruo.

B Official seal?

A "Ruo Liang Hao".

B If Liang Hao teaches?

A: If Mr. A lives in Dongdan Archway Paohu Hutong, the house number is No. 9, a telephone has been installed in the house recently. The number in the East Bureau is "82".

B: Eighty-two in the East Game?

A "Ruo Liang Hao, eighty-two". This is phone number eighty-two.

B Liang Hao won the first prize at the age of eighty-two.

A: Well, that’s a mistake, but that’s right.

B: I don’t know where the real root is.

A: Dou Yanshan invited Mr. Ruo here and said: "Six little dogs, please sir, teach them a lesson and become famous and show their talents."

B: Hmm.

Mr. A said: "Don't be polite, just study with me. As long as they 'study diligently', as long as they 'still study diligently'."

B: Listen.

A: "'Teaching is not strict' is a 'teacher's affection', 'if a child does not learn, what will he do when he is old'."

B: Yes.

A: “I’m going to school the day after tomorrow, so I’ll ask you to have dinner with me tomorrow.

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B. Want to eat?

A. If Mr. A says: "Don't spend money, I will go if there are many people, but I won't go if there are few." "

B is so lively.

A, Dou Yanshan invites guests.

Who does B invite?

A "is the son of man", " "Nai Zengzi", "Xia Chuanzi", "Fang Duzi", "born as a son", "son as a grandson", "from descendants", "to Xuanzang", "Naijiuzu", "human relations", a large group , they all went.

B didn’t know who was eating with whom.

Which one was eating on Meishi Street outside A’s front door? What about the restaurant?

A is called "San Yi Xiang"

Who opened it?

A's three shopkeepers opened it. Three Yi details.

What are the surnames of the three shopkeepers?

A, I know a person named Zhou Yi.

B, Zhou Yi. It’s just two words, it’s wrong!

Isn’t he the one among the three shopkeepers of A?

Yes!

A “has Zhou Yi”. "Three Yi Detailed"

Who is Yi Zhouyi?

Jia Meishi Street Stuffed Cake Week is called "Zhou Jucheng". ".

The semicolon in the north of A is called Sanyixiang.

Yu Xing'er has changed!

A and everyone got off the tram and entered Sanyixiang. Please take a seat inside. "Friends and Friends", as soon as they took their seats, six more people came in to accompany them.

A, the fourth master of Song Dynasty, and the third master of Liang Dynasty. , the fifth master, the sixth master, the second master, and the master, these six people came in.

Who is the fourth master of the Song Dynasty?

A "Song Qiji". /p>

Who is the third master of Yi Liang?

Who is the fifth master of Yi and Liang? It's done".

B and Master?

A "Ji Han and Zhou", over 60 years old, big fat man, a little short-sighted.

B Where is Master Zhi?

A is "Zhi Xiaoping"

Who is Master Yi Jin?

Master Jia Jin was a pastor in Dongjiao Minxiang.

There is no such thing as Pastor Jin in "Three Character Classic"

A has "Mu Shi Jin"

B, you have done it wrong! p>

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