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Golden retrievers make mistakes, master. It's a joke.

Golden retriever has the advantage of docile personality and high IQ. My golden retriever has a super good temper and has been raised for more than four years. I have never seen him lose his temper. Even if he gets into trouble sometimes, you are really angry. You hit the dog, and the dog won't hold a grudge and ignore you. One second, he looked at you with a kind of wronged eyes, which made you feel pity. The next second, he was as happy as a child.

I bought it when it was three months old, and I started teaching it at night, teaching it to get down, sit down and so on with English instructions. As long as I teach each movement twice, I will be moved to tears. Because I am a teacher, there are often students in my class who can't teach, so when I meet a schoolmaster like Jin Mao, I will naturally appreciate each other.

It learned to go to the toilet outside very early, during which many touching stories happened. I arranged for him to go to the bathroom on our top terrace. Usually, in order to facilitate him to go to the toilet, the door of our terrace is half-closed. But one day, I found something was wrong with my dog. I always wanted to take us to the terrace, but I was too busy to refuse his request. When I came back at night, I agreed to go to the balcony, only to find that the balcony door was blown shut by the wind. As soon as I opened it, he ran out to go to the bathroom. It turned out that the door was closed, and it led us up to let us open it. I really feel sorry for our dog. It has been defecating for almost two days. I was distressed at that time.

The longer dogs are kept, the more they look like people, basically reaching the tenth level of human language, but their spoken English is too poor. After raising him for 4 years, he is often moved by his feelings. When we go out to work, he always watches us go out quietly and makes no noise. But if we go out to play, don't wear work clothes and put on shoes that we don't wear at work, he will understand in a second and start all kinds of noisy hugging thighs. Once I went back to my hometown, because there were many things at home, I left them at my cousin's house. As a result, the dog thought we didn't want it and ran away in the middle of the night. I was in a hurry and ran all over the world to look for it. As a result, it really found my mother's house by its own intelligence. It has been to my mother's house once, and according to the description of passers-by, it still took a road that no one took. It's amazing. I was deeply impressed by its IQ through this incident.

He is also a lovely artist. Once, our family bought two hairtail. I just put one on the table and then turned to deal with the other. When I was about to take it to the sun together, I suddenly found that the hairtail on the table was missing.

So I looked everywhere, but I couldn't find it. At this time, our dog came down from upstairs, like a boutique dog. I asked him if he had seen hairtail. When he looked wronged, I was deceived by his simple little eyes. Look at me looking everywhere, just like smelling here behind me, as if to help me find it. Later, I gave up and started cooking after a while. I think something is wrong. The dog didn't accompany me outside the kitchen, but kept hiding on the terrace upstairs. So I climbed onto the balcony and found it sitting with its back to the balcony. I didn't know what to do, and then I shouted. The dog was startled, and the moment he turned to look at me, the hairtail in his mouth fell off with fear. It petrified in an instant, and waited for a while with its big mouth open, as if the fish had just run into its mouth. I am so angry and funny.