Friends say you are black-hearted, how to reply humorously?

2. One elder sister is gentle and virtuous, considerate and generous, and the other elder sister comes from a rich family. What do you choose? Choose old terrier with big breasts, choose two greedy, virtuous and hypocritical, choose more money and vanity, and don't choose pretending to force. They are all considering which one to choose. I tell you, you think too much!

3. Having dinner with classmates, he said, "I have a buddy who has found a new object and is ugly." Then he showed me the photos. After reading it, I was silent for a while, then picked up my glass and said, "Come on, have a drink."