The funniest little joke, not the kind of adult.

A couple is traveling together. When their train came out through the long tunnel, the man said, "If I had known the tunnel was so long, I would have given you a kiss!" " ""Oh, my God! The woman cried, "didn't you kiss me just now?" "

2. A kindergarten child hid in the toilet and was caught by the teacher. The teacher asked him why he smoked. He bowed his head and replied deeply, "He is very depressed because the motherland is not unified!" "

3. "Don't get drunk again." "What's wrong with me?" "Also said! Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouting,' Are you a brother? "This is my brother's job!" "

Someone was walking and saw a black thing on the ground in front of him. He suspected it was shit, so he went forward and looked at it, but he didn't dare to judge. So he squatted down and looked at it carefully, but he still didn't dare to judge, so he sniffed it with his nose, still uncertain. He simply tasted it with his fingers and decided it was really shit, so he was overjoyed and said, "Thank God, I didn't step on it!" "

5. The young couple quarreled and threw pillows from upstairs. A beggar happened to pass by and was very happy. Soon another quilt flew down, and the beggar was ecstatic. Then he wiped his tears and shouted to the upstairs: "Brother, please throw that woman down!" " "

When the warden asked questions, the prisoner said, "There is such a bright ray of light at the foot of my bed that there is no money to hide. Look up at the bank and look down at the building. " Warden: "I have been born for decades and have no money in my pocket." I robbed a small bank and closed it for several years. "

7. "Let me ask you a riddle. All the pigs in the world are dead. Just give it a title. Ha ha ..... "At least you! ""

Judge: "Why did you steal this car?" Defendant: "Because it was placed next to the grave, I think the owner must be dead."

9. A military exercise is going on. A commander's jeep got stuck in the mud. He saw several soldiers sitting lazily on the ground nearby and asked them for help. "Sorry, sir, we have been killed, and there is nothing we can do." The commander turned to his driver: "Guards! Drag these two dead bodies and stuff them under the wheels, so that we can get on the road quickly. " The soldiers jumped up from the ground at once.

10 A stutterer went to a restaurant to eat, and the young lady brought a bottle of white wine. He asked, "How much is it?" The young lady said, "I'll call you 20 thousand." As soon as he heard it, he said, "Open, open, open …" The young lady plopped open the bottle cap. Suddenly, the gentleman added, "Are you kidding?"

1 1. Father and son watched an NBA basketball game, with Yao Ming as the starter. At the end of the first break, the TV station inserted an advertisement made by Yao Ming. The old man said, "Why doesn't he take a break and advertise during the break?" As a result, the grandson said: "That is to earn extra money, not tired!"

In biology class, the teacher pointed to a whale skeleton hanging on the blackboard and asked the students, "What do you think?" Xiao Wei in the last row replied loudly: "Fishbone!" "

13, the public security environment in a campus is very poor, and vehicles are often lost. A gentleman lost several cars. In desperation, he locked his bike seven times. In order to annoy the thief, he attached a note that read: See how you steal! ! After school, he was surprised to find that the car was safe and the note was still there. He was surprised when he took a closer look. He found that in addition to the original seven locks, there was one more lock, which became eight. Then he looked at the note, not the original one, but a new one, which read: See how you open it!

14, there are no mosquitoes falling in love in dung beetles. Lang: "What is your occupation?" Mosquito: "What about you, nurse?" Dung beetles said with a smile: "Fate, peer, I am the person who takes pills in the Chinese Medicine Bureau."

15, a beggar came to the door of a miser's house to beg. Beggar: "Please give me a small piece of fat, cheese or cream." Miser: "No!" Beggar: "Bread crumbs will do." Miser: "No" Beggar: "Then give me some water to drink!" "Miser:" We don't even have water. The beggar was angry: "Then why are you still sitting at home?" "? Come and beg with me! "

16, problem: the display screen has been slightly shaking. What is the solution? You've been shaking, too. When your frequency and amplitude are consistent with the display, you won't feel anything.