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First of all, our little Zhang Zhang is gentle and powerful, respects women and is richer. If it is evening, he will tell us good night. On April Fool's Day, he said, "I was scared and sent a selfie to comfort you." Don't say that you are ordinary, but remember that you are unique. "When I heard this sentence, I felt that this man was too gentle, too positive and super secure. The vital capacity of shoulder, leg and abdominal muscles is absolute. He said, "Girl.

What about Mark? There is a feeling that strangers should stay away from each other, but what if they really fall in love? He probably talks to you every day, too? Tell me what happened. Not so vigorous, but very comfortable feeling, like the old father (dog head) reminding you to drink more water? Don't put too much pressure on yourself? How do you describe the feeling of getting up every morning to make breakfast for you? It may be ordinary, but it has just the right sweetness. Who wouldn't like such a little suckling dog?

Being with Ding Er is greasy and sweet! Sticking to you every day like a golden retriever? Then will you go out with the boy who loves you and misses you? He will hold your hand tightly? Smile at you from time to time, but the premise of owning these things must be good-looking. My face value is really not enough. He will love you in that immature but touching way. For example, during the physiological period, he will ask you to drink more hot water. He is still the kind of person who wants to tell you to the whole world.

Zhang Zhenyuan has a cold temperament of rejecting strangers thousands of miles away, and his appearance gives people a feeling of scum. When you don't know each other, you will be afraid to get close, but when you become a boyfriend, you must feel safe and let you tell jokes, such as always saying that you are fat and eat more. He will look at you and act with his eyes. If he sees you angry, he will come and kiss you and hug you, which is the standard of a gentle ideal boyfriend at home. He will make breakfast in advance when he gets up every day, and then gently wake you up in the bedroom. If you can't stand it, he will carry you across the table, help you smooth your messy hair because of sleep, and feed you breakfast. You can't seem to take care of yourself when you live with him.

Ma is also a very gentle person, which has the greatest relationship with family education. He is strict with himself and gentle with others. Being with him will make you very comfortable, and so will Xiao Zhang! Because I thought I was a Sagittarius before, Sagittarius loves freedom very much, so be rational to Comrade Pony, don't be silly and sweet, and give him a space of his own. There are not many problems in jumping out of that space, and it is also a very romantic constellation, so after being together, it should be quite romantic! With mark, safety is guaranteed, and there will never be such a thing! But I feel that Mark should have two or three feelings. I don't know why, a sixth sense! Back to the topic, how did it become an analysis of their feelings!

What kind of daydream is this? Only children can make choices. I want it all.