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Venus's "poison tongue" jokes are all hot words.

Venus' poisonous tongue is obvious to all, but sometimes it makes sense …

About idols

There is a saying I want to say to the fans, don't just recognize idols.

If you want to be with an idol, be selective.

It's like being with a big brother and a good boss.

Speak loudly, there is light on your face when you go out!

Follow the wrong boss, don't lose face.

I had to bite the bullet again and again to save my boss.

Before you worship idols, you must ask yourself, what are you pursuing?

The appearance is easy to get old and the gas field will fade. If your idol does not have an eternal quality and charm, it will always attract and inspire you.

Believe sister, your idolization is a beautiful bubble and phantom of adolescence!

About the principle of doing things

People don't attack me, I don't attack,

If someone attacks me, I will be polite.

If people do this again, they will kill the grass.

About what kind of man to choose

I'll tell my daughter when she grows up!

If a man is distressed by your crowded bus and complains that you don't eat on time, he always reminds you to drink less and hurt your health. On rainy days, he comes home from work and tells you to pay attention to safety. When he is sick, he sends funny messages to coax you. ...

Please ignore him!

Then tell the guy who can drive you, accompany you when you are sick, take you to dinner, pick you up after work and call you a day off! Stay with the people who go home.

No matter how good you say it, you might as well do something practical!

We are all past the age of listening to love. Give love, pay or get out!

About love

We have an old saying in China: "A good meal is not afraid of being late!"

Some things in life may not come early, but when it comes to good times, all you can do is cherish and grasp this love.

About "luxury"

As long as you don't steal, rob or embezzle.

Make your own money and enjoy yourself.

What is the luxury?

On "Two Kinds of People in Life"

There are two kinds of people in this world.

One is someone who loves us, and the other is someone who hates us.

In order to love our people, we should live a colorful life.

Not unhappy for people who hate us.

About sex appeal

A woman's sexiness is an attitude, your eyes, your confident attitude when no one is looking at you in any corner, and it is sexy. If you show it outside, it can also be called sexy, because when others don't know you, it's the first sight to see it outside.

But the real sexy, when you see the fifth eye, the sixth eye, or even the twelfth eye, is still sexy. That's really sexy.

Sexy is to let men run after their butts, not on the table.

What's on the table is not sexy, but pork.

About "wine culture"

China people's wine culture was destroyed.

What do people do after drinking? Write a poem.

What do people do after drinking now? Start bragging!

About "friends circle"

Sometimes, I think this circle of friends is an "enemy circle".

Sister Jin summed up the law of the enemy in the circle of friends:

As long as you are single, she will definitely take all kinds of intimate photos;

If you have just found a boyfriend, she will start drying the children;

You just gave birth to a child here, which you never expected.

She started to do WeChat purchasing.

Sister Jin went through South Korea, so domineering! You did a good job. Cool!

Applause for you! !

Venus' 30 amazing and poisonous quotations

Venus, a woman full of positive energy, understands women and society better than men. She tells you how women should live with tension and attitude. The "poison tongue" is sharp and true! Listen to 30 amazing quotations from Venus.

1, the resilience and tension of women are the basis for changing the world. Every woman has two opportunities to change the world: one is to influence the man, boyfriend or husband around you; The second is to educate your children.

If you can't get this man's body temporarily, get his eyes first. His hand may be placed on another woman's waist, but his eyes follow you to say appreciation. Well, let him experience it more deeply.

3. Every relationship you have experienced is helping you screen men and your inner needs. "I like you" is a confession; "I need you" is a sign. When you have nothing but the determination to meet all challenges, your last card, which is also the strongest card, is faith.

There are few people who tell the truth in this society, but fortunately there are many people who like to listen to the truth. Because: listening to the truth is fun!

Since I was sent to the United States to study modern dance at the age of 19, I have established an attitude towards life: a passive life.

I have paid the price for everything I did since I was nineteen, whether it was wrong or successful. Venus is Venus.

7. If everyone walks in this world for a reason, then my mission is to convey these messages: kindness, truth, courage and wisdom.

8. Some people will also pursue mature men. Just maturity does not mean that his economic foundation is mature, but refers to responsibility. Mature men must be responsible. Responsible for women, responsible for society, responsible for what you do, no matter right or wrong, you must bear it. If it succeeds, announce it publicly and loudly. If it is your own fault, you should face it squarely. I dare to recite both the good and the bad. Even if you are burdened with many troubles and misunderstandings, as long as you are burdened, time will tell you what your responsibility is. I admire people who pay for their mistakes.

9, a reminder, it is best not to find a man who is at the peak of his career. He may be the successful man you want, but you may not be the woman he really needs. Every man's energy, ability and hormones have highs and lows. When he didn't reach orgasm, he needed a woman to carry him and help him. At the climax, he will be unscrupulous and unscrupulous; When he lands from the climax, he will know exactly what kind of woman he needs. Smart women should learn when to meet what kind of men. When a person gets carried away, stay away from him. At that time, he was not real.

10, most people don't necessarily understand what the real "sexy" is. "Sexy" has been labeled as "colored glasses" in this society: the front is convex and the back is upturned, and the neckline is downward. In the final analysis, the "sexiness" in a patriarchal society is just to interpret words with "sex" to satisfy men's reverie about "sex". Excessive praise for a woman's "sexiness" is ostensibly flattering, but in fact it is just to trick you into spending with your "sexiness". Ironically, more and more women are still trying to squeeze into that "S" and are willing to be consumed.

1 1, "sexy" does not depend on exposure or display. The "sex" in "sexy" is not just the "sex" in bed, but a part of human's "sex". Gender, sexual awareness, personality and interest will enrich "people". The "feeling" brought by this "sex" is rich, not narrow, not obscene, not cheap.

12, women are never satisfied with themselves, never stop in front of the mirror and constantly examine where they are not beautiful enough. Look at the man again, comb your hair in front of the mirror, and your tie is not crooked, so you can go out with confidence. When it comes to narcissism, it is really easy to satisfy yourself and appreciate yourself. The value orientation of society determines that the pressure of "judging people by their appearances" is always inclined to women, so it is easier for women to examine themselves and doubt themselves. Seemingly narcissistic, but actually completely insecure. Looks vary from person to person, and the five senses have their own personalities. Put them together and you get it. This balance is given to you by God, and natural beauty is always in the minority. Of course, it can be repaired the day after tomorrow, but the whole is the shape, and it can't make a natural and true feeling. Standing in front of the mirror, the vanity of success has become a cover of self-confidence. Really underestimated the beauty of women, beauty is by no means a map of exquisite facial features.

13. Confidence in beauty is not achieved overnight by making up for shortcomings. First of all, it depends on understanding. You must first understand where the beauty of women comes from. Therefore, it is better to accept yourself than to appreciate yourself. The word appreciation comes from the opposite side, and "acceptance" begins with oneself. To truly understand your own "beauty", you must throw away the mirror and accept what God left in this world from beginning to end.

14, enrich yourself and wait for the opportunity. On the surface, it is forbearance, but in the bones it is uncompromising. Because even when I endure it, I know in my heart why I endure it, for a bigger goal and to go further.

15, if you repeat a simple thing several times, you will become an expert, but if you do it with your heart, you will become a winner.

16, a woman's sexiness is an attitude, your eyes, your confident attitude when no one is looking at you in any corner, and it is sexy. If you show it outside, it can also be called sexy, because when others don't know you, it's the first sight to see it outside. But the real sexy, when you see the fifth eye, the sixth eye, or even the twelfth eye, is still sexy. That's really sexy.

17, I've always been a woman, but I've been undercover in a man's world for 28 years, that's all.

18, 20 years old, fully enjoying the fair power given by God to everyone: freedom! Don't think too much. At the age of 30, think about the responsibility you should bear in this life, and bravely provoke it, don't avoid it, don't dodge it.

19, woman, what should be given to you is given to you, and what hasn't been given to you is waiting. Waiting is a science.

20. It is not easy for women to live now. Hold your husband and your in-laws. Go home emotionally and be sexy. Only in this way can we fight against mistress and mistress. Of course, the most effective way to prevent mistress is to control his wallet, tighten his waistband and often brainwash him.

2 1, as I said before, I won't worship anyone, but if I want to worship anyone, it must be my future husband. The person who can marry me is the one who can really appreciate me and understand my value. The person who can be my husband really has taste, vision and vision!

22. Happiness cannot be basked in. It is impossible to be truly happy by crying and shouting for happiness!

23, 30-year-old woman, don't pay attention to the style of clothes, pay attention to fabrics. If a 30-year-old woman doesn't have a man's love, she must find clothes with good fabrics to take care of herself.

24. Don't lose the essence of women. Be sincere. Life will be sincere to you only if you are sincere to life. If you come to play, you can't play with the whole background, that is, people are worse than the sky. Many women are stupid, but they are always smart. I can play this game and get what I want temporarily. If I don't see other people, I will be ruined by a big event. I might as well save a little simplicity and sincerity.

25. I think anyone's life can't be copied, and they can only learn from it, or sigh, the wonderful world. When you copy others, you are not yourself.

26. People are expensive, but clothes are useless.

There are two kinds of people in this world, those who love us and those who hate us. We should live a colorful life for those who love us, not for those who hate us.

28. Face life sincerely. When fate meets a choice, what you hear is not the voice of others, but the most sincere voice in your heart.

29, people don't make me, I don't commit crimes, if people make me, comity three points, if people do it again, cut it all.

30. The best is not the future, but today.

It really hit home. Filling yourself and waiting for opportunities is forbearing on the surface, but uncompromising in the bones. Because even when I endure it, I know in my heart why I endure it, for a bigger goal and to go further.

A collection of classic quotations from Venus, a poisonous tongue of transgender people

Venus,1August 1967 13 was born in Shenyang, Liaoning. Korean. One of the most outstanding modern dancers in China, the pioneer of modern dance in China, and one of the most accomplished China dancers in the world, has won numerous international honors. He is currently the head and artistic director of Shanghai Jinxing Modern Dance Company. Her famous representative works include Half Dream, Red and Black, Tango on the Sea and so on. With the success of her dance tour around the world, her achievements in modern dance creation and performance have attracted more and more attention from the world. In 20xx, the Dance Forest Conference hosted by SMG became a topic of discussion.

Classic talk about Venus:

Don't blame me for being cruel to you, I am more cruel to myself; If you dare to be cruel to me, I will let you know what cruelty is; But if you really think I'm cruel, then you don't know how much I love!

Men are like this. Cheat a ten-year-old girl, use sugar, cheat a twenty-year-old girl, and use flowers. If you want to cheat a 30-year-old man, you can only use your heart.

Sexy is to let men run after their butts, not on the table. What's on the table is not sexy, but pork.

Women never stop in front of the mirror. They look narcissistic, but they are totally insecure. The five senses have their own personalities. This balance is given to you by God, and natural beauty is always in the minority.

What is popularity? Half say hello, half are not popular enough, and half scold you. With these two kinds of anger, your popularity really went up.

Anyone's career is helpless to copy, can only learn from, or sigh with emotion, the world's Excellence. When you copy others, you are not yourself.

I've always been a woman, but I've been undercover in a man's world for 28 years, that's all.

I am only half on the stage, and the other half is in the hearts of the audience.

Opportunities always stand in front of you, and you are afraid that you are unprepared and have no strength to seize them.

Fantasies and dreams are far away. From fantasy to dream, from dream to ambition, from ambition to emotion, from action to reality.

As long as you stick to what you do, time will tell you whether your choice is correct or not.

When you are moved, you can't help crying, just like smiling, which is the most beautiful expression of a woman.

Since you have met the fierce struggle in life, don't feel sorry for yourself, bite the bullet and move on, don't cry, and don't compromise.

Alone on the road, let go of your heart. Traveling alone is a deep breath in your heart.

Prejudice often stops here because of ignorance. If you want to get rid of prejudice, don't judge easily without knowing it.

Fantasy belongs to the night, and it can't be wasted during the day.

The scenery encountered in walking is not necessarily unique. What matters is what kind of state and thinking you have when you meet these landscapes.

Desire expands rapidly, but the core of self is getting weaker and weaker. Many so-called celebrities are international logistics, dragging several boxes of containers behind them. They have nothing, just pretending. They were carried high, but they couldn't stand shaking.

You can shine for yourself when you fall, and you can protect yourself when you are held, as always.

Every emotion you experience is helping you screen men and your inner needs. I like you, this is a confession; I need you. This is a kind of recognition.

People are too fragile now. What they want is an essential oil massage, but that's not my Venus. Venus is good at acupuncture. They are afraid that I am normal, but if I don't listen to advice and become deaf, don't mix in this circle.

Turning an enemy into a friend is a skill. My invulnerability to gossip was cultivated after three turning points in my life.

Men in China love me very much, but few people have enough courage to marry me. They all have a sense of social responsibility. China men and I should be friends. I don't want them to be too tired.

A truly capable person can control his own desires. People should have desires, but it is terrible to be able to control their desires instead of being led by their own desires.

As soon as a woman's heart is steadfast, many things will go with the flow and get better.

I am a dancer, I am Venus, and I know where my glory lies. There should be no one to compare with me when it's my turn to shine. If I don't hide when I shine, don't compete with others.

Dare to be clear and learn to be clear. Clear, start from scratch, do one more thing and then clear. Did you actually clear it? No, you have accumulated all the experience, but your mind should be empty, just like I started from scratch, no problem, but all your experience will help you go better.

This mentality tells you that there will always be people who are better than you, so this mentality tells me that I have this mentality in any new field and new job, which helps me to make progress step by step, move forward and be more practical.

Society often decides its own value and position through comparison. You don't need other people's eyes and recognition to determine your existence value. I don't know who I am until others don't know me. I am worthy of society and my family.

My self-filtering system is better, including the filtering system inside my body and the filtering system that affects the outside world. This filtering system enables me to keep myself in a good mental state as much as possible.

That kind of good mentality must be tempered by the acquired society and life. After going through too many things, it hammers your heart repeatedly, making you stronger, fuller and more powerful. You will gradually feel that your views on things and people have self-judgment, attitude, self-worth and value system.

Nobody said I was a strong woman. I think it's ok. I am a serious person, and I dare to take responsibility. I do, and I may dare to take responsibility, maybe better than the average man.

You can lie to your friends, your husband and your parents, but you must never lie to yourself. Deceiving yourself is a very sad life.

Don't lose the essence of women, be sincere, be sincere to life, and life will be sincere to you. If you come to play, you can't play with the whole background, that is, people are worse than the sky. Many women are stupid, but they are always smart. I can play this game and get what I want temporarily. If I don't see other people, I will be ruined by a big event. I might as well save a little simplicity and sincerity.

I am a cocoon-breaking butterfly, a pupa that has experienced pain. What others think is incredible or sensitive, in my opinion, is a step I must take. I think pain and beauty are twins.

People who practice cheating will not cheat in life, but those who don't practice cheating will be more energetic, so don't be disabled.

I have no reason to tell others all my experiences. Everyone should go his own way and be responsible for his own life. No one can tell anyone how to get there. I've suffered so much, and then I'll tell you this experience so that you don't take detours? Ah, embryos! This is my own, and I won't give it to anyone else.

Sensitization is necessary, but I feel stupid if I rely on it.

No artist is not suffering in front of others. The artist's responsibility is to let the audience see his sunniest and healthiest side and put the suffering on the table to gain sympathy. Then I am afraid there is no artist who has not experienced this.

Only my mother and my children can stop me, because no matter how my social status changes, what cannot be changed is that I am a good daughter and a good mother.

Call me buddy, call me sister, call me man, whatever. Call it whatever you feel comfortable, as long as you are happy. I am still me, always Venus. Once a man, now a woman, I live my own life.

Wonderful and vicious short sentences, classic sentences

1. Destiny is a book. If you turn it over inadvertently, you will miss it. Look carefully and you will cry!

2. Many things, like the weather, will get hot or cold. By the time you wake up, it's already a season.

The most embarrassing thing in my life is never to be ashamed.

4, it is the first time to be a man, why should I let you.

5, hated people have no pain, but people who hate others will eventually be black and blue, so never hate others!

6. There are always things that can't be done, grievances that can't be spit out, and fat that can't be reduced. This is called life.

7. If you can't walk side by side, pretend to pass by.

8. I won't be anyone's princess, nor will I be anyone's princess. I want to be my own queen.

9. What you have experienced will not be meaningless.

10, it's better to care too much if you have less muscle.

1 1, honey mouth is hard, it's time to stay, it's time to go!

12, why do you make yourself so embarrassed? In the end, you just laughed at others and wronged yourself.

13, I came into this world and didn't intend to go back alive.

14. Go home and look at yourself in the mirror. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb.

15, take yours for my own good and get out of my life.

16, when I am sad, I feel that all the melodramatic words in the world are tailor-made, and every sentence has the same feeling.

17, I taste sweet and sour, I bear the joys and sorrows, I am my own sun, and I don't need to rely on anyone's light.

18, you either have late puberty or early menopause.

19, the taste of missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then condensing into tears drop by drop.

20. Children treat toys as friends, while adults treat friends as toys.

2 1. When I was a child, I was poor, but I was happy. It's different now, not only poor, but also unhappy.

22, a game, a rule. Can afford to continue; Can't afford to play.

23. Make money well. What can you do to care about your family and keep in touch with your friendship without money? With your mouth? Stop it, everyone is busy.

24. How can we take care of everyone's feelings? I can't take care of my mood.

25. Why does all the sewage in the drain flow to your head?

26. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

27, the heart is only amazing in an instant, and daily necessities are the lifestyle of a lifetime.

28. Actually, I don't know what is just right. I just don't want to disappoint anyone, and I don't want to disappoint myself. I will never go backwards when I hug, and I will never cry when I laugh.