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100,000 funny jokes

100,000 funny jokes

100,000 funny jokes: After getting the certificate with my girlfriend, my girlfriend said that she would never say goodbye again. Who knows she went on to say that she can only be called a widow in the future. I'm sweating in cold sweat. More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

One hundred thousand funny jokes (1) 1. A colleague's surname is Wen, and everyone usually calls him Brother Wen.

Another colleague, the last word is Bo, and everyone calls him Bobo.

One day two people met:

Bobo: Hello, Brother Wen!

Brother Wen: Hello, Bobo!

Bobo: I'm counting on you to protect me from now on!

Brother Wen: You're welcome! It's up to you in the future!

The new driver is a retired tank soldier with good driving skills. He once took the leader back to a unit with only one parking space. The driver drove into the parking space in one direction, then turned to the boss and said, "Leader, am I ok?"

The leader looked at him with a wry smile and said, well, it's fine, but I can't open the door. Where can I get off?

The cargo said to the leader, "We Tankers all go out from above."

3. Colleague A: Your clothes are nice. It can be described by a poem. White hair floating green water.

Colleague b: should I buy another pair of gloves and put them on, so that's all right? Red palm and clear waves? Yes

4. interviewer:? You have excellent grades and won many awards, so have you left any regrets after studying these years?

Graduates:? Yes Emotionally. ?

Interviewer:? Oh? What happened?

Graduates:? Nothing happened. ?

5. Colleague A: Just after the meeting, there is no food in the canteen, right?

Colleague B: At this point, it must be gone.

Colleague A: How is the food today?

Colleague B: Thieves taste bad, all kinds of potatoes.

Colleague A: It's a blessing not to eat!

One hundred thousand funny jokes (2) 1. If employees spend too much time at work, the boss will think that employees lack the ability to work and their level is limited;

The boss spends too much time on his work, that is, he pursues Excellence and makes his work more serious and thorough.

2, employees work too hard, the boss will think that employees can't grasp the key points;

The boss is too careful in his work, and that is the pursuit of perfection.

3, employees want to improve the working environment, the boss will think that employees are eager to enjoy;

The boss proposed to improve the working environment, that is, to care about employees and pay attention to corporate image.

4. The employees' work style is rough, and the boss will think that the employees are sloppy and can't become a big climate;

The boss's work style is rough, that is, he has a focus on his work and is good at grasping the big and letting go of the small.

5. If the employee's suggestion is adopted and losses are caused, the boss will think that the employee's short-sightedness is the inevitable result;

The boss's decision causes losses, that is, the tuition fees that must be paid in the development.

6, employees insist on their own opinions, the boss will think that employees are stubborn;

The boss sticks to his guns, that is, stands firm.

7, employees occasionally rude, the boss will think that employees are rude;

The boss is rude occasionally, that is, he is informal.

One hundred thousand funny jokes (3) 1. The new colleague's first day at work, I didn't know that the company had the practice of handing out fruit after meals.

When he came back from lunch, he found an orange on the table and asked, Whose is the orange on my desk? ?

An old employee:? This is for you. ?

He:? Why did you send it to me? ?

The old staff teased:? Because you are handsome. ?

He looked at the old employee and asked incredulously. Then why did you send it?

2. A company is recruiting a position.

Boss:? We need a responsible person to do the work. ?

Applicant:? I am the person you want. In my last job, every time something happened, they said it was my responsibility. ?

I work in a company.

One day, a female colleague complained that her computer was running very slowly.

I went to have a look and found that there were more than 200 folders in her dustbin.

? No wonder it is so slow. Haven't you emptied the trash can?

? No She replied, a little embarrassed. In my family, all these jobs are done by my husband. ?

My girlfriend was recently assigned to be a nurse in obstetrics and gynecology, and was recently sent to the front desk for reception.

One day, a man came in and asked: Is there any discount for having children here?

She didn't know how to answer at the moment, so she called the old nurse Yang Jie.

Hearing the man's question, Sister Yang solemnly replied:? We generally don't give discounts here! ?

The man asked again:? How can I get a discount?

Sister Yang thought for a moment and said, Unless you have a membership card, you can get a 20% discount! ?

The man quickly asked:? Where is the gold card?

Sister Yang said:? Well, if I give birth more than three times a year, I can handle it. ?

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