Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Congratulate yourself on your birthday.

Congratulate yourself on your birthday.

There are jokes, everyone laughs together; There are games, and everyone is happy together; There is football, let's play together, there is basketball, let's play together. It's all about sharing happiness. Perhaps happiness is as simple as that. Happy birthday to myself. The following is a complete collection of birthday greetings that I carefully arranged for myself. Welcome everyone to learn from it, I hope it will help you.

Happy birthday to myself 1 1, happy birthday to myself! Although I live alone, I am very happy.

2. A woman's lack of talent is virtue. I must be too wicked. Happy birthday to myself!

3, brilliant candlelight, happy birthday, lucky me, tomorrow will be better!

I couldn't choose the best, but the best chose me. Happy birthday to myself!

5. It's raining and the sound is crisp. It's raindrops saying birthday wishes to themselves!

6. Warm congratulations on my birthday! May all your plans come true, and may my life be beautiful forever!

7. Life is short. Don't be stingy with your blessing, but shout at the sky: Happy birthday to me!

8. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart. Happy birthday to myself!

9, not every day can be a birthday, I hope I have a happy birthday today, I wish you happiness every year!

10, even if I am busy in the future, I will remember to miss you! Remember to pass on my heartfelt wishes to you!

1 1. If you shed tears when you miss the sun, you will also miss the stars. Happy birthday to myself!

12, may the sunshine every day bring me light and happiness. I sincerely wish myself a happy birthday!

13, Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience? Happy birthday to myself!

14, I hope you can enjoy relaxing happily in this day that belongs to you and make up for your hard work this year.

15, youth, sunshine, laughter, dancing for this day that belongs to you. Happy birthday to me!

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. Happy birthday to myself!

17, I count your smiles every day, but when you were in Lian Xiao, you were so lonely. Happy birthday to myself!

18, I have given my birthday wishes, and I want to buy a birthday cake for myself. Don't worry about me. I'm fine.

Happy birthday to yourself! Happy forever! I wish all those who care about me and love me all the wishes come true and good health!

20. May I sow in the season full of hope and reap in the joy of autumn! Happy birthday! Step by step!

2 1, another beautiful start. May my sincere wishes bring me a successful year and a happy birthday!

22. Happy birthday to yourself. I hope I get closer and closer to my dream every year, not farther and farther!

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him. Happy birthday to myself.

24. Send me a birthday present, which is a heartfelt birthday wish, wishing me a happy birthday and a safe year!

25. Many nights, I lay in bed thinking about the years and time we spent together. Happy birthday to myself.

26. Life is full of happiness. Let's find happiness together, explore happiness and have happiness! Happy birthday to myself!

27. If I get a flower every time I think of you, I will wander among the flowers forever. Happy birthday to myself!

28. After all, it is a birthday, so today is a special day. Let's have fun. Friends, bless me.

On this special day, I want to say how happy I am. Time has not changed our friendship. I hope my birthday is full of fun.

30. When someone asks about you, I'll say I forgot. If I think of those painful memories, how should I mention them to others? Happy birthday to myself.

3 1, if you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years. Happy birthday to myself!

Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. There is only one thing in this world that can't be returned, and nothing can't be crossed.

Walking on a familiar road, I felt your appearance. In retrospect, I realized that it was only once. Happy birthday to myself!

34. Decadence is deep red burn marks, yellow fingers, silent hearts, and more attachment to love in a winter. Happy birthday to myself!

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. Happy birthday to myself!

36. To leave footprints in life, you must take one step at a time; If you want to take fewer detours in life, you must think twice before you leap. Happy birthday to myself!

37. Birthdays come and go year after year, leaving happy memories forever. May every moment today be full of sunshine, like sunshine and flowers in full bloom!

May your birthday be filled with endless happiness, may your memories today be warm, may your dreams today be sweet, and may you have a happy New Year!

39. Happiness is not inherently bad, but some happiness makers bring many times more trouble than happiness. Happy birthday to me.

40. Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Trust your instincts. Don't provoke others, and don't let others provoke you.

4 1, dear yourself, learn to be smart and don't always ask stupid questions to people around you. It's really boring.

42. You can't live in a dance school, otherwise you will accomplish nothing; Life can't be without games, otherwise it will be boring. Happy birthday to myself!

43. On the current road of life, if someone gives you a blessing, you are lucky; If no one gives you a blessing, you should also bless yourself!

44. What's wrong with love? If you were still with me now, then we might be really happy now. Happy birthday to myself!

45. Every time I celebrate my birthday, I am very happy. Send a birthday card and a gift to express my gratitude. I wish you success in your career and happiness in your life!

46, my birthday also wishes the people I love happy every day! Bless all my friends to share my happiness and be happy forever!

47. Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Remember to keep looking up at the sky. Remember to look at your feet when you look up at the sky.

48. I always hide in the depths of dreams and seasons, listening to flowers and singing nightmares at night, singing prosperity and singing away all my memories. Happy birthday to myself!

49. There are thousands of stars in the sky, and it is enough to see one; There are thousands of girls in the world, and it is enough to love one. Understand Jane in life. Happy birthday to myself!

50. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers. Happy birthday to myself.

5 1, dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Be confident and even narcissistic. Always remind yourself that I deserve the best.

52. Looking at the sun and the moon that day, there was silence. Green mountains and green waters, stretching from generation to generation; Just like in my heart, you never left, never changed. Happy birthday to myself!

53. It's the wind, the rain and the night when I leave you this time. You smiled, I waved, and a lonely road spread to both ends. Happy birthday to myself!

Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. From today on, live proudly for yourself and love yourself. No one will feel sorry for you.

55. I am one year older and should be much more mature. I can't waste time. I am gentle and not handsome. I wish myself happiness forever and find happiness. Happy birthday to me!

56. The background light on my cheek, though weak, can extend far away. After reading this news, make a wish and let all the stars in the sky bless me!

57. Because my arrival turned into a beautiful day, the world has added a touch of attractive color since then. Birthday candlelight flickers a season of flowers, each of which is my blessing: Happy birthday!

58. Obeying human beings; It is the strong who dominate their own destiny; Those who have no opinion are blind followers, and those who think twice are wise. Happy birthday to myself!

If happiness cannot be shared with others, it is not true happiness. Happiness is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with wealth, age and environment. Happy birthday to myself!

60. On my best day, I sincerely send you an oldest and freshest birthday wish: Happy birthday! Lifelong beauty!

6 1, the paper is a little worn and fuzzy. But every sketch, every trace, seems to record the yearning that spans thousands of years. Happy birthday to myself!

You don't have to work hard in this world, all you can get is your age. How time flies! It's almost my first birthday, so I wish myself a happy birthday in advance.

If you miss something, you can't finish it. A caring heart will never change. A string of sincere wishes, an extraordinary heart, sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

I wish you a happy birthday with all my love. You make my life meaningful. I can't express my feelings for you in words. I want to be with you every day.

Dear yourself, no matter how terrible the reality is, you must be stubborn and believe that this is only a short darkness before dawn.

66. Sitting on the sofa listening to Wen Lan's happy birthday, I don't know when I like to listen to such sad songs or when I like to drink alone.

67. Wish yourself a happy birthday in advance! I hope that no matter what happens, I will face it well, not for anything else, just because I am light light blue! Ha ha! Come on, light light blue!

68. Like me, the wound is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place, suitable for anything to grow. Happy birthday to myself!

Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Learn to be smart. Don't always ask people around you some stupid questions. It's really boring

70. If we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and bow our heads slowly, while listening to the story of never getting old. Happy birthday to myself!

7 1, you tell time to wait for me, time turns its back on you, and it's not just the back that flies away, but also the unfinished obsession you left behind. Happy birthday to yourself!

72. Let short messages carry my greetings and words express my blessings. Today is your birthday, and my heart is as jubilant and happy as you! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

73. Being hurt can hone your mind, being cheated can increase your knowledge, being abandoned can teach you the ability to stand on your own feet, and being criticized can fuel your wisdom. Happy birthday to myself!

74. Happiness is like sunshine, like rain and dew, spreading in every corner of the world; Like a breeze, like a mist, lingering around us. Happiness is everywhere. Happy birthday to myself!

75. Happiness lies in expectation; Happiness exists in the atmosphere; Happiness belongs to mentality, not enjoyment; Happiness belongs to choice, not acquisition. Happy birthday to myself!

Looking back, we gradually realize that it is these countless birthdays that make us generous, kind and wise, and the growth of age makes our mood more peaceful. Happy birthday to me!

77. The person who loves you the most in this world except your parents is yourself, so be kind to yourself and say to yourself when your birthday comes: Happy birthday and cherish yourself.

I envy my birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I only hope that every day is happy, healthy and beautiful. Life needs to be struggled, created and grasped! Happy birthday!

79. I always hope to get a lot of love. Without love, a lot of money is good. If there is none, I am still healthy. I'm not really poor. Happy birthday to myself.

80. Life is a song: love is light music, work is symphony, struggle is rock music, entertainment is pop music, friends are pop music, and career is March. Happy birthday to myself! .

8 1, Fu Jiafu is a lot of blessings, and the reduction of blessings is the starting point of blessings, while the multiplication of blessings is an infinite blessing, and the blessing is the only blessing besides blessings. Happy birthday to you!

82. Green is the color of life, and green romance is the romance of life. Therefore, I chose this green world as my birthday present. May I be energetic and always young.

83. Sometimes more confusion will lead to less troubles, sometimes more contentment will lead to less troubles, sometimes less care will lead to more peace, and sometimes more loss will lead to more peace. Happy birthday to myself!

84. Learn to enjoy in life: enjoy the joy of work, the laughter of friends, the warmth of family, the joy of creation and the sweetness of fruits. Happy birthday to myself!

85, a person's birthday, no birthday cake, no candlelight dinner, no one to sing love songs for me, my loneliness spread everywhere, just to say "happy birthday" to myself!

86. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable. Sincerely wish me a happy birthday!

87. Happy birthday! Bless yourself! I'm one year older, so I should have matured a lot. I can't waste time. I am gentle and not handsome. I wish myself happiness forever and find happiness. Happy birthday to me!

88. The music from the ear becomes unclear, fuzzy and more distant. One without candlelight and blessings-my birthday, let me spend it alone in loneliness.

89, a person's birthday, a person's wonderful, a person quietly staged gorgeous, and then fell silent. A person's birthday, abandoning all temptations in the world, is as quiet as dust. Happy birthday to me!

90. pumpkin: tomorrow is your birthday. It is expected that you will be half naive and half sad tonight, but anyway, say to yourself: Happy birthday!

9 1. Four great pleasures in life: youthful vigor, success in starting a business, family harmony and neighborhood harmony. There are four tragedies in life: suffering from loss, repeating the same mistakes and achieving nothing. Happy birthday to myself!

92. From then on, I no longer deliberately expect fantasy romance, but let myself live in reality and be strong. From then on, when my clothes were thin, I lit a bonfire to warm myself and illuminate myself.

93. From then on, I set sail for myself, and in the stormy waves, in the fighting and struggle, I made myself a gold! A person's birthday is no longer painful, but a little more expectation and hope.

94. I accepted God's arrangement long ago, but I still resisted my fate. I don't believe that fate is really a spear in the left hand and a shield in the right. I know very well that I am such a contradictory person.

95. Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. If you are unhappy, find a corner or cry in the quilt. You don't need sympathy. You can still live happily after crying.

96. Study hard, think clearly, keep quiet, do things in a down-to-earth manner, be diligent, be indifferent to life, make friends sincerely, be leisurely, be honest and clean. Happy birthday to myself!

97. Once a year, life and reincarnation meet in a narrow road. I am full of blessings and run all the way to the meteor. May your arms be full of gifts, your ears full of blessings, your heart full of temperature, and your birthday be the coolest!

98. Some people say that although life is hard, there are always some people who live leisurely and tastefully. Because they face life with a happy heart and look for happiness in difficult places, life is bright. Happy birthday to myself!

99. I am one year older. I hope I can become more mature and happier. It would be better if we could slim down and become more beautiful! Ha ha! In fact, life is your own, and happiness and happiness depend on yourself!

100, dear yourself, there is only one you in the world. Even if no one knows how to appreciate it, you should love yourself and be yourself.

Best wishes for your birthday 2 1. Life needs a sense of ceremony. Happy birthday to my 18. May all the beauty and warmth come as scheduled!

2. Happy birthday to me 18, cool and gentle, independent and free.

There are so many people who gave me birthday wishes, but I just missed the blessing of the person I want most.

Every section of the road I have walked is full of surprises. I wish myself to continue to think twice and avoid detours.

5. The wind is very strong this year, blowing me 18 years old.

6, 18 years old, it is the season of cardamom, cherish your youth and grasp the golden age now!

7. I wish my eyes were full of stories, but my face was not weathered.

8./kloc-The sky of 0/8 years old is not only full of tears and laughter, but also makes us feel life and sublimate our souls.

9. Running on the road of life and living up to this life is the behavior of the brave.

10, time is a trip that never comes back. The good and the bad are all landscapes. Happy birthday to yourself.

1 1. May the mountains and rivers fall asleep when I sleep, and may the spring breeze be everywhere when I wake up.

12 years old, 18 years old, I hope you will be brave and have no regrets in the future.

13, may I go out of life and return to youth; May I be flashy all over, and wish myself a happy birthday.

14, the word "caught off guard" stumbled all the way at first, and I grew up unexpectedly, thanking my parents for giving me life.

15 years old, 18 years old, I want to cherish and love myself more.

16, willing to work hard all my life, have everything I want, and let go of everything I can't get.

17, 18 years old is a fleeting flower season, full of twists and turns, and it is a golden stage to witness a person's future.

18, the time is not over, my heart is warm, and I still have some happiness, just like a good wine, which gets more and more fragrant with the passage of time.

19, I wish myself a happy birthday, every year 18, beautiful as flowers.

20, 18 years old, running desperately in my dreams, and often don't know where I am after waking up.

2 1, thank you for coming and letting me meet you. Thank you for being yourself. Happy birthday.

22. There is something new every tomorrow, and I am working hard every day. I hope this is the truth worth looking forward to that day.

23. Women are like flowers and dreams. When she blooms, she always withers. Flowers bloom and fall every year. When will she be old?

24. I want to say thank you to my parents on this 18 birthday.

Dear yourself, you can be disappointed, but don't despair. You should always believe that tomorrow is another day.

26. I am suddenly in my third year. I envy seeing students after school every day.

27. The birthday of 18 means that you have entered the18 year of your life.

18 years old, I grew up, I was free, and I really became an upright person.

29. I hope that life will not be too crowded, and I hope that the smile will not be deliberate.

30. On the best day of 18, I wish myself a happy birthday 18!

3 1, I hope I will be more mature, smoother and more successful when I grow up one year old.

32. May I come back for the rest of my life and remain a teenager. May my glitz be over, my heart remain unchanged, and I wish myself a happy birthday.

33. The bad days have passed, and the rest is good luck. Dear yourself, happy birthday!

34. Life is beautiful. Try to be the best you can be, and make progress every day, and you will always become what you want.

35. Finally, the years passed and I grew up again. I want to say to myself in the mirror: Happy birthday.

36. It's a long way to go. In the beautiful years to come, I will live up to it and wish myself a happy birthday!

37. I hope that for the rest of my life, happiness is mine, thinness is mine and wealth is mine.

Living among these precious people, the stars shine and the clouds are gentle. May all the warmth and beauty come as scheduled.

39. Try to be a positive person for your 18 years old. Happy birthday, dear yourself!

40. Many people can't be themselves because they always want to be others! Today is my birthday, I wish myself happiness!

4 1, today is my birthday. I thank my parents for giving me life and tolerance and understanding in my life.

42. 18 years' footsteps, 18 years' memories, 18 years' companionship in spring and autumn, 18 years' mutual appreciation in cold and summer.

43, 18 years old, poetic and picturesque.

44. Be more loyal to yourself when you are one year old, want sunshine, be confident and persist. Happy birthday.

45. Be your own hero and your own little princess. Be good to yourself in the New Year and have a happy birthday!

46. My family has a happy event, and my son and father have a birthday.

47, 18 years old, flower-like age, such as fire years, colorful years, dream years.

48, 18 years old, the flower season is full of flowers, but that sadness is like a continuous spring rain, scattered into my once ignorant heart.

Take a long breath and wish yourself a happy birthday!

50, 18 years old, we thrive in our own sky, let's shout out "My site, my decision".

5 1, 18 years old, once felt so far away, but it really came so fast.

52, 18 years old should learn to believe, believe in youth, believe in struggle, believe in simplicity, believe in dedication and believe in persistence.

53. I hope to be a quiet but radiant person and wish myself a happy birthday.

54, 18-year-old sky, help each other and grow together.

55. Glory has taken another step towards older women.

56./kloc-The rainbow of 0/8 years old does have too many colors, which are both harmonious and contradictory.

57. Tomorrow is my birthday. I don't expect many blessings. I just want to say to myself, I have worked hard and have a happy birthday.

58. Nothing else matters. The most important thing is to be careful I sincerely wish myself a happy birthday this year!

59. Dear yourself, trust your intuition, don't provoke others, and don't let others provoke you.

60, 18 years old, I will never celebrate my birthday again, I'm afraid I'm getting old.

6 1, I used to be very happy on my birthday, but now I seem to be not happy at all, because I am one year older.

62. If you can't get into the circle, don't crowd. Be nice to yourself and don't make yourself feel too bad.

63. Who can recite your mobile phone number, who can recite your QQ number and who knows when your birthday is?

64. Today is my birthday. My parents miss you very much!

65. Today is my birthday. Wish me luck! I received a blessing. I am the Phyl who was forgotten in the corner.

66. Time flies, and XX's birthday is coming soon. Should I say one year older or one year older?

67, 18 years old, brilliant age, infatuated with romantic dawn and dusk.

68. I hope that the love story will eventually be taken, and you and I are not alone.

69. On your birthday, you will no longer be lonely, and your mother will grow up with you.

I count your smiles every day, but when you were in Lian Xiao, you were so lonely. Happy birthday to myself!

7 1. Living among these precious people, the stars are shining and the clouds are gentle. May all the warmth and beauty come as scheduled.

72. I am one year older, but I still wish myself a happy birthday, always keep a young heart and love myself!

73. My first time 18 years old. I have no experience, but I will try to do better.

74. Happy birthday to yourself! You don't need to remind yourself, do you

75, brilliant candlelight, happy birthday, lucky me, tomorrow will be better, happy birthday to myself!

76, 65438+1October 18 single loop, "Happy birthday to me", happy birthday I said to myself.

77. Dear yourself, remember to look up at the sky all the time, and remember to look at your feet when you look up at the sky.

78. Happy birthday, dear yourself. May time change and you remain the same. May you be gentle and strong, kind and sharp.

79. May life be a little luckier from now on, may all the good things come as scheduled, and may you always be around.

80. This is a good start. May my sincere wishes bring me a successful year and a happy birthday!

8 1, be kind to yourself, and never treat yourself badly.

82. May you spare yourself and yourself. In the rainy season, teenagers fall in the rain and sing songs, and poetry and wine take advantage of time.

83. It's my annual birthday again, and in a blink of an eye 18, I am also a sophomore.

84. Today, like a bird spreading its new wings; Tomorrow is like Pengcheng Eagle, Wan Li. Happy birthday to me!

85. All I want for my birthday is a word from him.

86. Thanks for the temper and ups and downs in my life, let me grow up and learn to accept.

I have given my birthday wishes, and I will buy myself a birthday cake. Don't worry about me. I'm fine.

88. I hope to be loved all my life, and someone stands in my way in the stormy waves. I hope I'm not so busy and do what I like.

89. Happy birthday to myself 18, thank you for your time and everything.

90. To leave footprints in life, you must take one step at a time; If you want to take fewer detours in life, you must think twice before you leap. Happy birthday to myself!

Best wishes to my birthday 3 1, great, I have been retiring for almost a year!

2, your birthday, you can also be very happy!

3, the direction of the headwind, flying out of tenacious power.

I hope someone will be angry with you and watch the flame flowers with you.

5. I hope that life will not be too crowded, and I hope that the smile will not be deliberate.

6. Today is my birthday. A stranger wants me not to.

7, grow up on time, always young, always in tears!

8. Life is bright and everything is lovely. Happy birthday to myself!

9. I wish I were like a frog, wearing a hat with flounces and walking smartly in the world.

10. Say sorry to your own shadow and follow me for so many years.

1 1, I wish sunshine everywhere; May the dream be warm in the distance.

12, get out on your birthday or broken egg day! I'm still young, and I don't want to be so old!

13, may my birthday be full of green imagination and golden dreams.

14. Thank you for your past. Without it, you can't be such a strong person today.

15, may all the tears in the future be tears of joy. Happy birthday to myself.

16, dear yourself, today is your birthday, happy birthday, be smart.

17, dear yourself, happy, cheerful, tenacious and warm, which has nothing to do with personality.

18, I never let others celebrate their birthdays, but I remember my own.

19, support a brilliant candlelight, happy birthday, lucky me, tomorrow will be better!

20. Dear yourself, there is only one thing in this world that you can't go back, and nothing is impossible.

2 1, I can't choose the best, but the best chose me. Happy birthday to myself!

22. Warm congratulations on my birthday! May all your plans come true, and may my life be beautiful forever!

23. An increase of one year increases charm, maturity and wisdom.

24, I am stupid, I am stupid, but I am really! Silly me, silly work, and now I've figured it out.

25. May dreams be like horses, and you can live everywhere. Dreams are far away, and the road is at your feet. Happy birthday to myself.

26. I hope time can slow down and be as good as ever, so don't mention the past. Happy birthday to myself.

At the age of 27, the sky was full of smiling faces of flowers, with spring sunshine and burning passion.

28. Time is always unpredictable. After all, I grew up one year old, forgot to lose, and was grateful for what I had.

29. At the beginning of the word "caught off guard", I stumbled all the way and grew up unexpectedly, thanking my parents for giving me life.

30. Today is my 28th birthday. It feels like a dream. I was a child before going to bed and woke up as an adult.