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In the feudal history of China, which monarchs died brilliantly?

In the history of our ancestors, several emperors (monarchs) died wonderfully. Let's start with three today.

1,. Qin Wuwang Conde

Yes, you are not mistaken. His name is Piaodang, but how his father named him is unknown.

Anyway, Mr. Borden was born with divine power and was very brave. Forget it, Mr. Kong Dang also likes to compare weightlifting with others, and he is very competitive!

Take a tripod on the swing.

As a result, he died in a weightlifting competition.

In 307 BC, when Qin Wuwang went out to visit Luoyi, the capital of Zhou Dynasty, he competed with Wu Huo and Meng Ben to lift the tripod. As a result, his eyes were bleeding and his tibia was broken. That night, 23-year-old Qin Wuwang lost his life because of excessive blood loss.

2. Kim Gong Jing Gino

Jinu, Duke Jing of Jin, all right, let's not talk about this name. We don't understand the aesthetics of the ancients.

Let's get back to the topic. How did Duke Jinu die? He fell into the cesspit and drowned.

Jinu, Duke of Jinjing in Film and Television Works

Once, Gong Jing wanted to eat rice made of wheat, which made people provide new wheat. I felt bloating before eating, so I went to the toilet and fell into a cesspit and died. At this time, a eunuch dreamed that he carried Gong Jing to heaven, so he carried Gong Jing out of the toilet at noon and used him as a martyr.

3. Sima Yao, Emperor Xiaowu of Jin Dynasty

How did Sima Yao die?

I was suffocated by my beloved princess because of a joke.

In September of the 21st year of Taiyuan (396), Sima Yao was drinking with his favorite Zhang Guiren in the palace. Sima Yao, who had drunk too much yellow soup, was slightly drunk and wanted Zhang Guiren to accompany him for a drink. Zhang Guiren had drunk enough and tried his best to decline politely. Sima Yao's face was somber, and he went into a drunken frenzy: "You won this honor for your beauty. Now you are nearly 30 years old, your beauty is not as good as before, and you have no children. You have occupied a noble position for nothing. Tomorrow I will abolish you and choose a new one. "

Sima Yao, Emperor Xiaowu of Jin Dynasty

Then, Sima Yao got drunk and went to bed.

Actually, Sima Yao just drank a little too much, and instinctively made a joke, but the speaker didn't mean it, he listened on purpose. For Zhang Guiren, Sima Yao's wine talk was like a bolt from the blue. Zhang Guiren has never been so reprimanded and humiliated since he was favored. Thinking that he had served carefully for many years, but he was going to be put in limbo or even given the death penalty, he suddenly killed his heart.

So he called a confidant maid-in-waiting, and moved some big quilts while Sima Yao was sleeping. For a long time, Sima Yao was not dead, and then she struggled again. Two ladies-in-waiting moved a big stone and smashed it. Sima Yao fainted. Then she pinned it down with a stone and strangled the sleeping Emperor Sima.