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1. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road.

The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said it was too hot. I want to take off my clothes.

As a result, he skinned it.

As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

2. The vampire bat came back covered in blood.

The bats were envious and asked him where he got so much blood.

It takes the bat to a big tree. Q: Did you see that big tree?

Answer: Yes.

It: he NND, I didn't see it.

Q: What's the difference between a person falling from the second floor and the twentieth floor?

A: Falling from the second floor means: Bang! Ah ~ ah ~ ah ~ ah ~ ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Falling from the 20th floor is: ah ~ ah ~ ah ~ ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ pa!

A glass and a coffee cup are crossing the road.

A car was about to pass by, honked its horn twice, and the coffee cup dodged after hearing it.

The glass was killed.

Because glass has no ears and can't hear.

On a hot afternoon, a matchstick scratched and scratched and then burned himself to death.

Later, the match didn't die. The hospital pressed the wound and turned it into a cotton swab. ....

6. A mental patient intends to escape from a heavily guarded detention center.

A * * * has 99 walls. He just climbed and climbed ... but when he climbed to the 98 th fairway,

He was so tired ... so he climbed back.

7. One day, a male deer ran faster and faster ... finally ... he became a "high-speed male deer". .....

8. Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread. After eating a meatball, it became steamed bread.

9. An egg went to a teahouse for tea and turned into a tea egg.

10. There is an old lady in a mental hospital.

Wear black clothes and hold a black umbrella every day.

Squatting in front of a mental hospital.

The doctor thought: to cure her, we must start from understanding her.

So the doctor was dressed in black, took a black umbrella and squatted there with her.

The two spent a month in silence.

The old lady finally spoke to the doctor:

Excuse me-

Are you a mushroom, too

1 1. Three white rabbits picked a mushroom.

The two big ones let the small one get some wild vegetables to eat together.

The younger one said I wouldn't go. If I leave, you will eat my mushrooms.

The two older ones said no and went ~ ~ ~

Half a year has passed, and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The big one can't come back. Let's eat.

The other big one said wait ~ ~ ~

A year has passed and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. Don't wait for us to eat.

Just then, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, Look! I knew you wanted to eat my mushrooms ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

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12. What would you do if you met a bear?

Run faster than a bear. B. Run as fast as a bear. C, running slower than a bear.

The person who chooses A is worse than an animal. '

The person who chooses B is an animal.

People who choose C are worse than animals.

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13. The most unlikely thing in barbecue

1 ... The meat was cooked with you.

2 ... charcoal playing cold

3 ... Clams are autistic

Four ... the barbecue grill is cracked

5 ... there are no seeds in the fire

6 ... meat and shelves form a small group

Seven ... sausages. Meat plays gangster with you.

8 ... black wheel with flat tire

9 ... Onion plays dumb with you.

14. Xiaoming: "Kang, let me ask you! What should we call a woman who has been divorced many times? 」

Kang: "Well ... I don't know ~"

Xiao Ming: "Silly! We all say, "forget everything. " 」

15. There is a kind of mung bean. If he eats too much, it will become a ... curved bean.

There is a kind of mung bean. When he went to play the national opera, it became ... a flower bean.

There is a kind of mung bean. It suddenly grew too tall and became ... green beans.

There is a kind of mung bean. When he has liver disease, it will become ... soybeans.

There is a kind of mung bean. When he was walking on the road, he met a racing driver, which became ... red beans.

There is a red bean. When he met a ghost on the road, it became ... mung bean.

16. It is said that there is a polar bear. Because the snow is too dazzling, he has to wear sunglasses to see things.

But he couldn't find sunglasses, so he crawled around on the ground with his eyes closed, looking, climbing and playing.

Before I found sunglasses, my hands and feet were dirty. I put on my sunglasses and looked in the mirror before I found out: Oh, I'm a panda.

17. Electrical Appliances held a joke contest.

It is stipulated that every electrical appliance should tell a joke.

Let all the audience laugh,

Otherwise you will be taken to Aruba. First, the washing machine,

As soon as he finished his joke, all the audience burst out laughing.

Suddenly I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

So the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next is the smartest computer. As soon as his joke was finished, all the home appliances laughed.

I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

So! Computers were also brought to Aruba.

The third place is the most humorous desk lamp.

The desk lamp confidently finished the joke, and everyone laughed and rolled on the ground.

The rice cooker said, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

Just as the magic lamp was about to be taken to Aruba,

The rice cooker stood up angrily.

Turned to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said:

"I've had enough of your laughter. Don't open your mouth so wide and cold."

18. There is a penguin who has nothing to do but pluck his hair for fun.

After all, he said, it's really cold.

Sequel: There is a polar bear with nothing to do. He tugged at his hair to play. He said: Penguins are right ...

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19. There is a fat man …

Jump off a tall building ...

It turned out to be ...

Fat guy ...

20. One day, a fudge was walking in the street.

Walking, she suddenly said, "Oh, my legs are so soft!" "