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There are a pair of lions at the door of the big house opposite our house. Can you tell me how to stop them?

Feng shui should be changed rather than confronted. ...

Let's not talk about how to ward off evil spirits It's best to go to the other person's house to explain and see what the other person means. I guess the other family also uses lions to stop evil spirits from entering the house. It means nothing to your family. If we go back to the past with geomantic omen, it will be bad for neighborhood relations from the perspective of life. Therefore, the best policy is negotiation.

If the attitude of the other family is fairly peaceful, it is really for the purpose of shielding the town house, and it is also out of helplessness to put it here. At this time, you can put two pots of cactus balls in front of your house to make the lion afraid to face the body. But this is not a long-term solution. As a temporary use, it is really unsightly because putting this plant at the door will have a certain impact on your door. It's not convenient to travel. Therefore, this policy is just our goodwill, hoping to make his house.

If the other side doesn't back down, it's necessary to use the gossip convex mirror to block the ShaQi back. (On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the military marriage is to worship the army horse. This instrument can sustain and enhance strength. ) choose an auspicious day to put it.

If the other family sees what your family is doing, there will be a reaction. Maybe they will use witchcraft to get a convex mirror back, or they will choose other methods.

In this way, the battle is going on. In fact, fighting ruined the atmosphere of the two families and was not good for anyone.

In fact, we just want to ensure our own safety and don't want to hurt others. So here, I won't list the spells in Taoism.

Let me briefly talk about Feng Shui.

Feng shui is an aura. This kind of aura can have a certain influence on people, good or bad. This is beyond reproach. Otherwise, the country will not begin to pay attention to it now. Some universities in China also have courses on Feng Shui research and application. Needless to say, the developed countries in the world have studied China's geomantic omen. Even some achievements have reached a high level.

Therefore, geomantic omen has its scientific truth, but for thousands of years, many geomantic omen in China have been mixed with superstitions in order to remain mysterious, leading to people's misunderstanding of geomantic omen. Feng shui is to place an auspicious house for people, which conforms to the way of harmony between heaven and earth. If you get a bunch of these things at the door, you will feel uncomfortable and no one else can see them. Why bother?

Get down to business,

In fact, you didn't describe the sitting direction and orientation of your home. Without direction, we can only use things to resolve it, and we can't achieve good results.

Because different purple and white stars are distributed in all directions every year, if the qi of the five elements in the azimuth can be combined with the corresponding objects, it is in line with the Feng Shui way to lead his qi to other directions or dissolve into other five elements.

But in order for you to give your parents an answer, list a last resort.

1 until 3 pm, it's ugly. At this time, open a gap door so that lions can come in and attract them. Let your family spread a piece of red cloth on the ground in front of the gap, sprinkle some flour on it and water it (preferably put some animal blood). Find a dragon, take an axe (with red paper on its blade) and stand behind the door. As soon as the door opens, cut it down quickly. Chop it three times. Then wrap the cloth quickly. Put it in an iron pot. Cover it. Go out and find a place to bury it in the south. The south is a fire, so it is called braised lion head. As for whether this method is effective, I don't know. But the psychological comfort for your family must be effective. Then on the first or fifteenth day of this month, go to the temple to burn incense for good luck.

Disclaimer: Although this method looks cruel, it will inevitably lead to psychological pressure. In fact, the lion belongs to the auspicious beast in Feng Shui. What we cut off is the evil spirit of the lion. The lion's five laws of gold are wrapped in red paper, which means that fire can kill gold. It is a "just move" to remove evil spirits, but it still retains the auspicious spirit of the lion. The gods will bless you, so there is no need for psychological pressure. (This method is also brought by the so-called geomantic fighting that I hate.

I really don't want to put anything outside the door because I wrote these things in such a long space. This makes me feel uncomfortable. It makes others see jokes and fight. Everyone is restless. So I also hope to see this short space. When placing your own feng shui objects, you should also look around to see if it affects others. Don't have any bad habits of fighting feng shui. So everyone can live in peace of mind.