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A humorous thing, tell an interesting thing about you, in your life. Stop telling jokes! A man went to church to confess.

He said to the priest, "Father, I am guilty."

The priest said, "Son, everyone is guilty." What's the matter with you? "

The man replied, "Dad, I stole a cow from someone else. What should I do? " ? Can I give you the cow? "

The priest replied, "I don't want it." You should return that cow to its owner. "

The man said, "But he saidno."

The priest said, "Then help yourself."

As a result, when the priest came home that night, he found his cow missing.

Tell me the funniest thing about your study, life or work? In the early morning of April 1, I stood in line at the Agricultural Bank of China to withdraw money, and I saw a god-like figure. Here is a conversation between a man and a bank manager: Your bank can't withdraw money from all three ATMs. Will your bank let me spend April Fool's Day? "-"Please wait a moment, sir, and we will find out the cause of the trouble for you. Sir, the balance in your card is zero "-"I know, today is not a holiday ",,,isn't it a holiday?

A friend bought an Apple mobile phone and it was stolen when he went out to play. . . Call that number when you find it. . . It's actually through! Then the friend explained to the other party that he had returned the phone. The other party asked him how to prove that the mobile phone is his own? My friend thought about it and said the password was 6688. . . Then the phone hung up. . . Call again. . . "The number you dialed is power off. .

Tell me the most interesting thing you think you have done. The funniest thing is that I only laughed at my jokes.

There are many things in life. Choose one thing and tell me how you feel. I don't know how to cherish until I lose it, because I don't know each other's importance until I really get together.

Maybe it's because you've been together for a long time,

Become a part of each other's lives.

To become a habit is to become a habit.

Slowly, I feel weak, but in fact I still love each other.

When I lost it, I suddenly felt something was missing in my life.

Many things suddenly disappeared from life.

You start to feel uncomfortable, and then you realize the importance of each other.

Only know how to cherish, if you really love each other, you'd better make up.

Don't let the other side suffer.

What witty things have you done in the speech "The Funniest Thing"

I sent a girl's confession message to my mother by mistake. At that time, I was blinded at once, and then my face turned red after brushing, which was embarrassing. I used my quick wits and sent another message to my mother: Mom, I like someone and want to tell her. Do you think it's okay to say that just now? Mom replied: OK, touching, come on!

A very interesting thing. Let me give you some jokes. Interesting things don't happen every day.

Last night, my client and I sang in KTV. Two young ladies came in and introduced themselves: "Hello, boss, we are sister flowers. My name is Jourdan Dunn and her name is Zhuo Ma. " I saw that the two young ladies were pretty good-looking, so I said to the customer, "You choose Jourdan Dunn and I choose Zhuo Ma?" Shocked, the customer said, "Welcome the sunrise and send the sunset red?"

One day in class, the teacher asked a classmate when to hand in his homework. The classmate replied: Tomorrow, the teacher said. : Tomorrow is tomorrow, how many tomorrows there are. . Later, a brain-dead student said: there are so many tomorrow, why not postpone it? . . .

I met our female tour guide on my way to class today and handed her a banana I want to take to class. She quickly said: thank you … no, no, really … then I don't know why my brain is hot, so I said: no … you eat!

4. My son is getting married, but he doesn't know how to pay tribute to the Duke of Zhou, so he asks his father what to do. Father said vaguely, "At that time, you can be on top and she can be on the bottom." On the wedding night, the bride saw that the new bed had been replaced by a bunk bed and locked the door angrily to prevent the groom from entering. The son shouted at the door, "Dad! I can't get in! " The father replied, "Push!" The son then pushed hard, and his knee was broken and bleeding. He couldn't help shouting, "ah! Bleeding! " I heard my father say in the room, "That's right!"

One day, Song Wu came to a pub to drink and told the bartender that there was good wine and meat here. The bartender said, ok! After the bartender brought the table, Song Wu pointed to the wine and said, "Go get the bowl." . . Shop assistant: You just entered the bowl. . . . . . Clerk, died at the age of 28.

Humorous jokes in life, everyone is talking about choosing me, absolutely funny.

One day, three ghosts met God while shopping. God said heaven was full and they couldn't get in. Let them tell each other how they died.

Ghost armor said: I, I died very hard. In my previous life, I was a high-rise cleaner (the kind hanging outside a high-rise building to clean windows). Although my family is poor, I am very happy. One day, I was cleaning the window outside, and an accidental seat belt broke me. I fell on 18 floor. I think I'm dead this time, but people's desire for survival made me grab the balcony on the third floor. I think I can be saved this time. Who knows, just then, someone came to the third floor with a flowerpot on the balcony and hit my hand. I fell down again. My life should not die in the tent below. Just when I was lucky, someone fell from the refrigerator on the third floor and killed me.

Ghost B said: You are not bad. I was a clerk before my death, and everything was fine except that my wife was a little dishonest. When I came home one day and saw my wife with long hair, I knew something was wrong. Then I saw a hand on the balcony, and I reflected it at that time! Pick up the vase and break it! That guy fell. I'm glad to see that guy fall into the tent below! Not dead! ? Without saying anything, pick up the refrigerator and smash it! That guy died in an instant! As a result, I laughed my heart out! Laughing to death!

Ghost C said: Hum! What are you? My last generation was a punk, and everything was fine. One day I went to a female friend's house. At this time, I didn't know that her husband was back. She quickly asked me to hide in the refrigerator. But after a while, I don't know how her husband knew I was hiding in the refrigerator and was thrown upstairs by the refrigerator!

The three ghosts looked at each other and said nothing. ...

Humor in life, the same thing, where is the glory of life? Wake up in the morning, face lit up, smile to meet the future; At noon, glory is on the waist, standing upright and living in the present; At night, glory is at your feet, be yourself in a down-to-earth way ... what you really need is not that much. Give it away or donate it to charity bazaar, so that those who really need it can make good use of it, and life is naturally no longer a burden. It turns out that life is also very simple. As long as you know how to cherish and understand nature, you will have the brilliance of life!

There are quite a few interesting things to talk about, but the only thing I remember most clearly is the Mid-Autumn Festival party held at home this year.

This year's Mid-Autumn Festival falls on June 6th, 10, which is celebrated together with the Mid-Autumn Festival on National Day. Dad suggested that our family hold a Mid-Autumn Festival party at night, let me be the host, and asked us to prepare the program well. I am very happy. After breakfast, I turned on the computer and searched the opening and closing speeches of the Mid-Autumn Festival party.

At 8 o'clock in the evening, accompanied by beautiful music, I recited a beautiful opening speech and announced the official start of the Mid-Autumn Festival party. The first round was a talent show, and all three of us performed wonderful programs. I danced a Latin dance, and my father sang a song and jumped up while singing. His chubby body didn't twist well, which made my mother and I laugh. Mom performed a hula hoop. The second round is riddles. This round, the most outstanding performance is mom, and we reward her with a moon cake. The third round is reciting ancient poems. We came to the balcony and recited ancient poems while enjoying the moon. Among them, dad is the best at memorizing. After reciting two ancient poems, he took out his funny skills, shook his head and wrote a poem of his own, saying, "There is a moon in the sky, a moon on the ground, a moon in the water, a moon in the mirror …"! Finally, each of our families made a speech to express their wishes. My parents are very concerned about me and hope that I can study hard and grow up healthily and happily. I also sincerely thank my parents for their care and love, and I will certainly live up to their expectations. I also wish them eternal youth and good health!

I had a good time on the Mid-Autumn Festival night, and I will always remember this happy day!

Who can tell me jokes? Humorous jokes. My ex-boyfriend is Gao Fushuai, and he was also my first love. The first time, it didn't hurt at all.

There was no trace of the sheets, and I was puzzled at that time. After a while, he dumped me.

That was the sadness at that time. . . Now that I have a new boyfriend, once again, it hurts. Since then,

It's like discovering a new continent. . . The world is really beautiful. . . Gao Fushuai is a pest. .