Our son-in-law

20 14 Nobel Prize in Chemistry was announced, and American scientist Eric Batesger won the prize. The slogan of Anhui Bengbu No.1 Middle School is: "Warmly congratulate our son-in-law Eric ..."

Our son-in-law

Mr. Lu Xun once told a joke: a poor man, showing off everywhere, the owner talked to me, and people asked, what did the owner tell you? I was standing at the door of my master's house, and he said to me, get out! When Ah Q heard that the scholar won, he boasted proudly that "this is also very glorious for me".

When Qian Zhongshu read Aesop's Fables, he satirized that ants made a living by selling knitting, just like "a great writer who couldn't even keep himself alive, but after his death, a large number of people relied on him, such as relatives and friends who wrote memories and missed words, and critics and scholars who wrote research papers". As long as you look at all the biographies in the bookstore with such titles, for example, my father is the wife of someone, and the wife of someone in the next life, you will know that this is really universal human nature. Qian scolded happily and ironically put himself in. "Critics and scholars who write research papers" means self-mockery and helplessness to human nature.

When writing an article, I will pretend to make a sentence at will, "There is a fellow king", which is discovered and questioned by careful friends. In a small place like Liuzhou, Wang is a big entrepreneur, but his father worked here. He may not admit that he is from Liuzhou.

Lotus flowers are in full bloom and placed on the stone railings in the aisle for everyone to enjoy. While the new champion was writing, he begged him, young man, can I borrow your face? Your face is old and valuable now! The young man was modest and readily agreed. So I took a photo and proudly declared that this lotus is now called "Zhuangyuanhong". Just an ordinary person, it is inevitable to go through customs.

The proprietress of the rice noodle shop at the door will also eagerly ask about the college entrance examination and the champion, and will proudly say: Did he win the champion? It was him! He always comes to my house to eat pork knuckle powder! Everyone booed: Yes, yes, change the name of your noodle restaurant in the future, and call it "No.1 pork knuckle powder"! The proprietress nodded with a smile and suddenly asked me seriously, "No.1 pig's foot", is it too ugly? Why don't you call it "the number one fan"? Are you a Chinese teacher giving advice? I solemnly answer: it is called "No.1 pig's foot powder", which is vivid, direct and powerful. I guarantee that your business is booming and your financial resources are rolling in.

I once imagined that in the university or research institute where Mr. Eric, the son-in-law of our school works, what would the celebration slogan look like-what if they like to do it? Of course, there is no son-in-law, not even our school-"Congratulations to Professor Eric"-that is tolerance. It seems that adding "my school", "my fellow countryman" and "my friend" can make you proud, but it is actually showing weakness.

It's a pity, however, that Mr. Eric is rare and has many friends in the same town. This is a world of mediocre people and humble people.

Local proverb: riding a horse does not meet your in-laws, but picking up cow dung meets your in-laws. It means that people want to be seen by others when the scenery is proud (today's cloud exposure), and no one always sees it; When I am frustrated, I am afraid of being seen, but I am always seen.

In fact, this sentence is very outrageous. According to the above observation, we all know that we should say that we didn't meet our in-laws when picking up cow dung, but we met our in-laws when riding a horse.

And times have changed, and the connotation of "riding a horse" is no longer riding a horse. Modern people have endowed it with richer and more complex meanings. You can win the Nobel Prize, you can win a medal, you can become the top scholar, and you can even make a fool of yourself. As long as the information society is famous, your in-laws will see you.

Even if you put the toilet on your head, you will get a swarm of buzzing flies!