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Chatting prologue of campus love

Use 1 times more chat opening remarks than "What are you doing?"

Funny type

1. Very good, it's this time again, and I'm interesting.

2. Who is it? Knocking on my chat window

3. You haven't talked to me for a long time, so please put aside what you are doing to perfunctory me.

4. Going through the motions or being together directly

5. Let me think about how to make a debut today to make you remember me

6. You are a sunny and handsome man who will come out soon

7. You just won the lottery.

naughty type

1. I miss you on my own initiative. Can't you send a message on your own initiative? 2. I have passed the quarantine period, so you can rest assured to chat with me

3. I think you are a little different today

4. I found a terrible thing

5. The children have activities planned today, and your overbearing president has been

online, so you can talk

6. Please be prepared. There is an important event happening immediately ... 25% ... 6% ... 75% ... 1% < P > 7. Today, the mobile phone seems to be hit by evil, and I can't stop it. I want to say hello to you

8. Ding ~ Your Prince Charming has sent a piece, and come out to get it < P > Sexy type <

4. Alas, what model of mobile phone should I change to receive your message?

5. Is it convenient to send a position? Let me see where my heart has gone.

domineering type

1. Do you have any activities today, children? I'll accompany you if you have, or you can accompany me if you don't ~

2. You have the right to choose whether to chat with me or not. Although ... but ... I suggest you chat with me, why? Why? Because you chat with good-looking people more often, you will also become good-looking.

The correct opening way

1. When we add girls' WeChat or girls we met on social software, the first step is to look at the circle of friends posted by girls, or nicknames, personalized signatures and so on.

2. Praise the opening girls like to be praised. Praise is not flattery, but recognition of a person. Girls like high-value boys to praise themselves very much. After all, the photos you see of girls on social software may have been taken and repaired for hours. But don't praise too broadly, we can praise some details of girls

3. Time Opening If you really can't think of a good opening on social software, you can start according to the current time.

4. Curiosity at the beginning is human nature, which can arouse girls' interest instantly. Using curiosity at the beginning can open your chat window smoothly

5. Hobbies at the beginning can bring two strangers closer instantly. You can observe the information left by girls on social software, and you can find the same topic in girls' personal data as the beginning. In order to establish a tacit understanding between two people.