Share classic humorous jokes

Share a few classic humorous jokes to make you laugh.

1. A former classmate went to the toilet after class. When I was halfway through, he suddenly stood up. I said? Is that all you got to say

Answer:? No, stand up and have a rest?

2、? Scientific research has found that lack of sleep will bring many physical and mental injuries: decreased immunity, weakened memory, easy aging, loss of balance, etc., which will lead to many diseases. Scientifically speaking, more sleep is helpful to physical and mental health. ?

? So, that's why you sleep in class? The teacher is angry. Ask me.

When I was a child, my brother was very stupid. Grandpa can't remember how to count. Grandpa got angry, slapped my brother and said, I don't know how to count. What can you do when you grow up?

Brother answered with tears. I herd sheep?

Grandpa said: Grazing sheep? You don't know if the sheep is lost. ?

Elder brother, I looked at my grandfather with injustice: I'll keep one. ?

When I went to the supermarket today, Xiong Haizi asked me for money. I knew it was a lie at first sight, so I wouldn't give it.

Xiong Haizi: OK, then you wait. I thought to myself, what can you do as a child in broad daylight? Who to call?

I just stared his one eye. Xiong Haizi walked a few steps to a sister in a skirt and lifted her up without saying anything. Call me back? Brother, pink? !

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