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The story of me and classical Chinese
The treasure house of China's ancient poems is really profound and splendid. Ancient poetry is the essence of China culture. Ancient poetry has a vivid beauty, a beauty that cannot be replaced by other styles.
Facing those novels and stories, I prefer ancient poems. I like its rhyming catchy; I like its concise words and expressions, which are easy to understand. I like its beautiful artistic conception and philosophy. Ancient poetry makes people suddenly enlightened and their thoughts sublimate. Even foreigners admire and appreciate them.
My first teacher was my mother. Under her guidance, I have developed a strong interest in ancient poetry since I was a child. When I first went to school, I would recite one or two hundred ancient poems. In the third grade, I used my spare time to read and recite eagerly under the guidance of my mother. My memory is getting better because of my back. In just one year, I can recite more than 400 poems and essays. In the process of reading aloud, I met the unrestrained Li Bai; I got to know Du Fu who cares about the country and people. Met Yue Fei who was full of blood but died with great pains. ...
By reading ancient poems, it gave me a lot. Meng Jiao's "Only an inch of grass is a little sentimental, and it is rewarded with three spring rays", which let me know the children's deep affection for their mothers; The story of Gong Yu moving mountains made me understand that nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to climb; The story of the oil seller vividly tells me that practice makes perfect.
Ancient poetry is not only my mentor and friend. It always reminds me and educates me. I remember once, I fell out with my classmates because of a little thing, and I was very angry. At this moment, I thought of Confucius' "Jiu Si"-seeing clearly, listening attentively, thinking enthusiastically, looking respectfully, speaking loyally, thinking respectfully, asking doubtfully, thinking hard and seeing clearly. Compared with the ancients, I quarreled with my classmates because of a trivial matter, which ruined my friendship with my classmates for many years. Really superficial, really shouldn't! Finally, I took the initiative to apologize, "made peace" and made up with that classmate again.
The content of ancient poetry is profound and all-encompassing, which makes me deeply intoxicated. Every time I read a good poem, I feel the profoundness of China's culture: "I am playing with a lotus doll, though I am strong and clear, Ling Ge is meaningful.". This is a compliment to the beautiful mountains and rivers: "Laughing makes you timid, and there is no Ding Bai". This is a sigh of noble sentiment indifferent to fame and fortune: "watching swords after drinking, blowing horns in dreams, and even camping." This is the depth and radicality of serving the country.
The bright moon in front of the bed, the hibiscus on the water, and a little scenery in life are enough to trigger the endless fantasies of the ancients; How many successes, failures, gains and losses and warnings are recorded in ancient poems! Unconsciously, ancient prose has occupied an important position in my heart like "friends and relatives". Learning ancient poetry is not only a task, but also a pleasure. The talent of the ancients left many of our descendants behind. Appreciating ancient poems means enjoying life and savoring life. The meaning of drunkenness is not wine, but also between mountains and rivers. "Ancient poetry is the pride of our traditional culture! I love ancient poetry, my friends, come on, let's "read the eternal beauty and be young gentlemen!" " "
I hope more people will be companions of ancient poems, interact with China ancient culture, and inherit and carry forward our traditional culture.
2. There are two ancient jokes about classical Chinese and my 800-word composition:
In Zhao Nanxing's Laughing Praise in the Ming Dynasty, he said, "A scholar bought firewood and said,' Come here with a salary.' The firewood seller understood the word' come here' and took it to the front. Q:' What's its price?' Because the word' price' is very clear, I said the price. The scholar said,' solid outside and weak inside. More smoke and less fire, please damage it. The firewood seller didn't know what to say, and the lotus went. "
There is also an old joke that a scholar was stung by a scorpion when he was sleeping at night, and he called to his wife and said, "Dear wife, burn a silver lamp quickly, your husband was attacked by a poisonous insect!" " "Said several times, my wife all don't know what that means. The scholar couldn't help it, and shouted, "Old woman, turn on the light quickly, the scorpion stung me!" " "The wife understood the meaning of her husband. ...
These two jokes can prove that classical Chinese is seriously out of touch with the daily life of ancient people. The ancient people probably spoke just like the TV series Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and most people could understand it. The teacher gives lectures to students, probably in vernacular, just like we are explaining classical Chinese today. Confucius' The Analects of Confucius kept some oral things.
Since some people also spoke vernacular Chinese in ancient times, why didn't literati write in vernacular Chinese? I think, firstly, they are afraid of wasting paper. In the early days, there was no paper, and the words were engraved on Oracle Bone Inscriptions and bamboo slips and written on cloth and silk, which was very expensive. Of course, the article should be concise. Second, if you don't write classical Chinese, there will be no culture, and the literati will feel ashamed, so there will be no need for vernacular Chinese. For example, Zhang Dayou of the Tang Dynasty wrote a poem in vernacular, which was later ridiculed.
China's Cultural Revolution began with language. The New Culture Movement and the Language Revolution during the May 4th Movement played an unparalleled role in promoting the ideological modernization of China people. Hu Shi and others think that "the words in classical Chinese are readable but incomprehensible" and "half-dead words", so there must be living tools to replace the dead or dying tools. Driven by Hu Shi and others, the popularity of vernacular Chinese is vigorous and surprisingly smooth. China quickly popularized the vernacular, and introduced a large number of western grammatical structures, pinyin letters, Arabic numerals, punctuation marks, mathematical and physical formulas, etc. Finally, China will be in line with the modern society. Without the reform of language and writing, and without introducing new things from the West, how can the classical Chinese in China carry an overwhelming amount of modern information? How can China integrate into the vast torrent of this world?
It is certainly a good thing that classical Chinese has been transformed into vernacular Chinese, but after the reform, new problems have emerged: today, each of us should not only spend a lot of energy to learn modern Chinese, but also learn classical Chinese, which is called the essence of China culture and has little practical value. Chinese is the main course for students. A person has been studying from primary school to university for half his life, but many people still have incomplete knowledge of words, can't translate sentences, can't write well, and can't finish learning. ...
Alas, this annoying classical Chinese ... PS: If you agree, please give me +2. If you disagree, please talk about your own ideas. Thank you!
3. The composition "I learn classical Chinese" babbles. I came into contact with ancient Chinese from the well-known sentence "The foot of the bed is so bright, and it is suspected that the ground is frosty". Since then, my curiosity about ancient Chinese has been lingering in my mind.
Gradually, with the growth of age, I gradually understood this familiar and unfamiliar culture.
Tracing back the history of China's ancient prose and exploring its evolution, I was deeply impressed by its magic and richness. Ancient prose, which shows people the long history of China; Ancient prose, which tells people about the splendid ancient culture of China. It is profound and simple, it is simple and beautiful, it is full of charm, it is profound, and it makes people applaud.
From the ancient prose, I felt the profound thoughts of the ancients. As early as the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, a hundred schools of thought contended, and the doctrine of Confucius and Mencius is still widely circulated, which can regulate our words and deeds at all times. During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, how can we not learn and appreciate those beautiful articles and stories?
The ancient Chinese completely conquered me. I am full of yearning for the paradise of "yellow hair and pleasure"; I admire the spirit of "leading a clean life without getting dirty, being clean and not doing evil". I was shocked by this patriotic spirit of "petals flow like tears, lonely birds lament" The scene of "Yucheng Snow Mountain falling from the sky" came into my eyes, and the picture of "sky and clouds and mountains and water, white up and down" often appeared in my dreams. ...
Whenever I introduce the incisive sentences of ancient Chinese into my composition and win appreciation, I always secretly admire the magical "magic" of ancient Chinese. Every time I write a letter to a distant friend and add a few words of ancient Chinese, it always looks so full, interesting and unforgettable.
Now, when you see me holding the original reflection, don't bother me, I will be intoxicated and linger!
What's the fun? I like classical Chinese.
4. Write a story between me and ancient poetry. Listen to the poet's voice of 600 words. "The river of no return, the waves are exhausted, and the romantic figures of the ages." In the long river of history, the golden light of ancient poetry shines. In the long river of history, how many cultural springs have gathered. In the clear spring of culture, poets have written poems with their own talents, some of which are like a mirror, reflecting the aura of history; Some are like streams in spring, watering the flowers of the soul; Some of them, like the water of a big river, present magnificent waves. He resigned from the county magistrate for five buckets of rice, "regardless of poverty and wealth", retired to the countryside and plowed in the wilderness. He bowed his head to cultivate chrysanthemums, raised his head to pick chrysanthemums to brew poetry and wine, and sang wine songs, leisurely and thousands of words. The true meaning of this is also. No wonder the world envies the May 6th and can spend that indifferent time. He, "according to an unchanging habit in my life, the five mountains", has experienced the Yellow River water that goes straight into the sea and never returns, and will also soar like a Dapeng bird in the Wan Li. When he is lonely, he regards the moon as a friend. Drinking with the moon alone is to bring me my shadow and let the three of us be together. When he misses his friend, he is "I will think of you in the clouds, so I think of me in the sunset". Li Bai, who traveled all over the country and on both sides of the Yellow River, experienced serious setbacks in his career. But he didn't give up his pursuit because of it. His unrestrained personality, busy life and galloping life are as heroic as the rivers and flowing water he wrote, "Three thousands of feet". She cut the plum blossom in a slow voice ... slightly sad, "sad and miserable" Li Qingzhao, who suffered from war and family destruction, is in the body. Looking back at the long river of history, the voices of ancient poets and poets echoed in my ears. "Today people don't know Gu Yue, but this month it was like the ancients." Although they didn't live in the same era as them, they left us precious spiritual food, which will be inexhaustible in our life. Su Shi, "When is the bright moon? Ask for wine from the sky ... I hope people will live for a long time and have a good scenery thousands of miles away. "But Li Yu's" Spring Flowers and Autumn Moon "won't. Ah, the ancient poetry is really beautiful, "like a river flowing eastward." Ancient poetry is like running water, and * * * sighs that life is like this. Listen, that mumbling voice is permanent, forever.
5. Give me some short stories in classical Chinese. Ouyang Xiu studies hard.
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Ouyang Gong was lonely at the age of four, with a poor family and no assets. Mrs. Tai draws the ground with a shovel and teaches it with calligraphy. Recite many ancient chapters. And it's a little longer, and there are no books to read at home, so I borrowed them from scholars or copied them. Even forget to eat and sleep, but reading is a service. Poetry and prose written since childhood, to adulthood.
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Mr. Ouyang Xiu's father died when he was four years old. His family is poor and has no money to study. The wife wrote on the beach with a reed pole and taught him to write. And taught him to read many ancient chapters. When I am old and have no books to read at home, I go to a nearby reader's house to borrow books, and sometimes I copy them. In this way, day and night, sleepless, just concentrate on reading. Poems and essays written since childhood are written at the level of adults, so high.
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On ning, Hua Xin * * * garden hoe vegetables, epiphany has a piece of gold, pipe hoe and tile stone, catch it and throw it. I also tasted the taste of reading at the same table. Some people who pass by the porch door would rather read books and waste books as before. They would rather sit at the table and say, "My son is not my friend!" " -"Shi Shuo Xin Yu"
Ning Guan and Huaxin are digging vegetables and weeding together in the garden. Suddenly, they saw a piece of gold on the ground. Guan Ning waved a hoe and treated gold and rubble the same. Huaxin picked up the gold, looked at it and threw it away.
On another occasion, Guan Ning and Hua Xin were sitting on the mat reading a book, and a man wearing a coronation passed by. Guan Ning was still reading, and Huaxin threw a book and ran out to read it. Guan Ning cut open the mat and sat apart from Hua Xin, saying, "You are not my friend."
Yan said. Ying people left a letter with a face, and the night fire was unknown, because the candle man said, "Raise the candle!" " "And this book is wrongly called" holding a candle ". Holding a candle is not a book. After receiving the book, Yan said, "Those who hold candles are still bright, and those who are bright can hold them. "The prince, Wang Dayue, the jurisdiction. Governance is governance, not the meaning of the book! Most scholars in this world are like this. In ancient times, a man wrote a letter from the capital of Chu to the prime minister of Yan. This letter was written in the evening. When writing a letter, the candlelight was not very bright, so the man said to the servant holding the candle beside him, "Hold up the candle." (Holding the candle higher) However, because he was absorbed in writing a letter, he said that he was holding the candle, and he casually wrote the word "holding the candle" in the letter. After receiving the letter, Xiang Yan saw the word "holding a candle" in the letter, pondered for a long time, and said smartly that the word "holding a candle" was wonderful. Holding a candle is to advocate an aboveboard policy; To promote a bright future, it is necessary to recommend talents to take on heavy responsibilities. Xiang Yan told the prince this letter and his understanding, and the prince was very happy. Strictly according to the understanding of "holding a candle", select talents to govern the country. Yan state is really well managed. The country is well governed, but there is no intention of writing letters at all. Now most scholars are like this (taken out of context, attached). Go into town with a pole. Those who enter the city gate with a long pole will stand upright at first, but they can't get in horizontally, and they can't get in either. There is nothing to do. An old Russian father said: "I am not a saint, but I have seen many things." Why not use a saw? "So I cut it off. There was a man in the state of Lu who walked into the city gate with a long pole. At first he stood up and held it, but he couldn't get into the gate. He came and hugged, but he couldn't get into the gate. I really can't think of a way. After a while, an old man came and said, "I am not a saint, but I have seen many things." Why not use a saw to cut off the long pole and enter the city gate? "So the man of Lu listened to the old man's method and cut off the long pole. Zheng people buy shoes to buy shoes. People with shoes should sit on their feet first. When they arrived in the city, they forgot to do it. They have done it, but they said, "I forgot to insist." "On the contrary, take it. The anti-urban strike cannot be realized. People say, "Why not try? Holden: Holden reliability is better than confidence. Zheng has a man who wants to buy a pair of shoes. He measured his feet first, and then put the measured size on the seat. He hurried to the market and forgot to bring that size. He got the shoes, but said, "I forgot my size." "Go home and get it. By the time he came back, the market had already dispersed, and he finally didn't buy shoes. Someone asked him, "Why don't you try on the size of your shoes with your own feet?" He replied, "I would rather believe in size than my own feet!" The Chu people who sell spears have a reputation: "My shield is strong and I can't sink." He praised his spear and said, "The benefits of my spear are all trapped in things." Or, "What about a child's spear and a trapped child's shield?" He has the ability to respond. Invincible shields and invincible spears cannot coexist. Paradoxically, there was a man in Chu who sold both shields and spears. (He) boasted, "My shield is so strong that nothing can penetrate." (He) praised his spear and said, "My spear is very sharp, and there is nothing it can't pierce." Someone said, "What will happen if you stab your shield with your spear?" The seller can't respond. An airtight shield and an airtight spear cannot exist at the same time.
6. I opened the Chinese book, which contained the story of the Chinese book. Besides seeing interesting words and wonderful pictures, we can also see stories hidden in Chinese books. Some of them are hidden in idioms, such as the stories of "Walking through the snow to find a way" and "Ye Gong Long Hao"; Some of them are hidden in the text, such as the background story that the two sides of the Yellow River were recaptured by the imperial army, and the story that happened before and after Lin Chongbang killed the flood.
When I studied the text Hawking in Wheelchair, I became interested in Hawking. What kind of person is Hawking? He is a myth, the most outstanding physicist of our time, a master of science, and a warrior who challenges fate.
Hawking was born in194265438+1October 8th. After he unfortunately suffered from Luger's disease, he was confined to a wheelchair forever.
Hawking in a wheelchair has some interesting things in his life. 199 1 In March, Hawking was hit by a car when he returned to his apartment in Berlin in a wheelchair. Fracture of right arm, head chopped off, 13 stitches. However, 48 hours later, he returned to work in the office.
On another occasion, he and his friends went to a country house. When going uphill, he turned too hard and his wheelchair fell backwards. Unexpectedly, the physicist was knocked over by gravity in the bushes. But in the face of such a situation, he still showed his trademark smile.
The great achievement of "black hole is not black" comes from the flash of an idea. 1970 1 1 One night in June, Hawking slowly climbed into bed and began to think about the problem of black holes.
He suddenly realized that a black hole should have a temperature, so that it would release radiation. In other words, black holes are not that black.
This epiphany, after three years of thinking, formed a complete theory. 1973165438+1October, Hawking officially announced to the world that black holes constantly emit X-rays and gamma rays, which is the famous "Hawking radiation".
Before that, people thought that black holes could only swallow but not spit. From the singularity of BIGBANG to the radiation mechanism of black holes, Hawking has made outstanding contributions to the development of quantum cosmology.
Hawking won the Wolf Prize in Physics from 65438 to 0988. Despite his growing physical disability, Hawking tried to live like an ordinary person.
Do what you can. He is even a lively person, because he still insists on driving a wheelchair with only three movable fingers and "rampaging" on the way to the office.
In a hotel in Moscow, he suggested that everyone dance. He kept spinning his wheelchair in the hall. That number is really a miracle. On one occasion, when he met Prince Charles, in order to show off, he spun a wheelchair and ran over Prince Charles' toes.
It is this scientific giant who can only move three fingers, but is still so lively and active. Books such as A Brief History of Time have been warmly welcomed by readers and made great contributions to mankind. His willpower is almost proportional to his disability.
I also want to learn this spirit from him. Zheng Chenggong went to Taiwan Province Province to look for his father, and met the Dutch leader who occupied Taiwan Province Province for the first time.
During this period, Zheng Chenggong forged a deep friendship with the people of Taiwan Province Province. After returning to Fujian, Zheng Zhilong speculated on politics, and made Tang Wang emperor in Fufu. Tang Wang gave Zheng Chenggong the title of "national surname" and determined Zheng Chenggong as the candidate for the great cause of rejuvenation.
At this time, the Qing soldiers entered Fujian, and Zheng Chenggong had several disputes with his father on the issue of peace and war. Zheng Zhilong finally decided to vote clearly.
Zheng Chenggong's persuasion failed and he broke off relations with his father. Zheng Zhilong was placed under house arrest after Zhu Qing, and was captured and killed by Qing soldiers after Ming Chengzu left.
Zheng Chenggong gained the leadership of Zheng Jiajun through many difficulties, and continued the struggle against Qing Dynasty. While persuading Zheng Chenggong to surrender, the Qing soldiers attacked Zheng Chenggong's hometown and Zheng Chenggong's mother was killed, which made Zheng Chenggong heartbroken.
At this time, the people of Taiwan Province Province were in dire straits under the high-pressure rule of the Dutch. Zheng Chenggong secretly supported the anti-Dutch struggle headed by Guo Huaiyi and promised to recover Taiwan Province Province one day. Zheng Chenggong won the battle with the Qing army, which showed his outstanding military talent.
Zheng Chenggong took part in the Northern Expedition, but in the battle of Nanjing, he suffered heavy losses because of his kindness. At this time, Guo Huaiyi's uprising in Taiwan Province Province also failed.
Zheng Chenggong set his sights on Taiwan Province Province, intending to take Taiwan Province Province as his development base. At the same time, he slapped the Dutch governor in Taiwan Province province with carrots and sticks, and paralyzed the commander-in-chief of the Dutch navy with tricks, just like Kibaki-Dutch general He Bin gave Zheng Chenggong a map of the waters of Taiwan Province province.
Zheng Chenggong is preparing for an expedition to Taiwan Province Province. In A.D. 166 1 year, Zheng Chenggong persuaded generals to send troops to attack Taiwan Province. After overcoming the stormy waves, the tide was used to successfully pass through Deer Ear Gate, which was warmly welcomed and actively supported by Gaoshan people headed by Kai.
Zheng Chenggong soon used psychological warfare to make the Dutch sacrifice the red embedded city and surrounded the last nest of the Dutch, the provincial capital of Taiwan. Under the stubborn resistance of August 1st, Zheng Chenggong was caught in a protracted war, and at the same time, he reclaimed land to solve the problem of food shortage, killed Huangyan, who colluded with the Qing soldiers, and Zheng Zhikui, who took over the Gaoshan nationality by force, shattered the double attack of the Qing soldiers and the Dutch, solved the internal contradictions and won the trust of the people of Taiwan Province.
In the desperate situation of running out of ammunition and food, Bayi finally surrendered to Zheng Chenggong, and Taiwan Province Province returned to the embrace of the motherland. Zheng Chenggong resolutely rejected his subordinates' plan to set up another Gankun in Taiwan Province Province, claiming that Taiwan Province Province will always be a part of China, and quickly invested in developing Taiwan Province Province, making Taiwan Province Province increasingly prosperous.
Maybe we can't discover the new mysteries of the universe like Columbus discovered the new continent, but we can appreciate the joy of discovery from familiar textbooks and articles-I read the story of "Taoyuan Sanjieyi" in Visiting Caotang; In The Mantis Catching Cicada, I realized that "people can't just pay attention to the immediate interests and ignore the hidden disasters behind them …" A group of naive ducklings waddled along the streets of Vancouver under the leadership of the mother duck. Some hold their heads high and look at the endless sky "ga, ga", as if singing a happy song; Some are running happily, making a "pattering, pattering" sound, like dancing a cheerful tap dance; Some are tidying their feathers and saying, "Look, how beautiful I am!" " "Like an actor who is about to perform on stage.
Mother duck turns her head from time to time and looks at her baby proudly. One, two, three ... count how many.
7. In the essay "My Story with Chinese Characters", there are thousands of Chinese characters in China, each of which represents a different meaning. Some people like the word "diligence", which stands for diligence and tells us to work diligently; Some people like the word "love", which stands for caring and tells us to love each other; Some people like the word "help", which stands for help and tells us that only by knowing how to give can we get happiness ... My favorite word is "essence", which stands for caution and tells me to be serious and take care of the overall situation. The antonym is "rough", which once brought me a lot of trouble. I remember that day, the weather was fine and sunny. The trees on both sides of the road are extremely green, and every leaf is like the purest jade. Under the breeze, they beat each other and made a beautiful sound like a wind chime. I'm in a particularly good mood, because the exam results will be announced today, and I'm sure I'll be the first again.
8. The story composition of my composition is a difficult problem in the Chinese exam. Although it is a problem, it is not a problem. For those who know how to write a composition, any composition is easy to write. For people who don't know how to write a composition, it's as uncomfortable as people who have a headache when they see numbers.
At that time, I was a person who hated composition. What changed me? I think it's my self-esteem It was an exam, and I finished all the questions except the composition that made people collapse. At first glance, this is my weakest writing article. Sweat spread on my forehead, and sweat dripped slowly down my forehead. My hand is writing, but I know it's all a running account and it's not worth reading. I can't help sweating, I have no inspiration at all, not even a trace.
"Rinrin Bell" I used to love this sweet * * *, even crazy about it, but now, this * * * makes me so scared that my whole heart is in my throat. The word "wind up" has plunged my heart into a bottomless pit and I can't see how dark it is. I just think it has settled down.
When the test paper was handed in, I was completely desperate. Sure enough, a few days later, my grades came down. Because of my composition, I plummeted and completely lost my "Jiangshan".
Facing the gossip of my classmates, it deeply hit my self-esteem and set up the ideal of learning composition well. On weekends, I buried myself at home and studied my composition hard. I read more than n compositions, and even my parents thought I had a brain cramp. I hurriedly touched my head, and then mumbled in confusion: "No fever, right?" ! "At that moment, I felt completely speechless! It turns out that in the eyes of my parents, I am a mediocre composition learner.
I worked hard for a long time and finally got the result. At that moment, I felt happy. I fell in love with this composition. Although many people say it's boring, I still fell in love with it. what can I do? Now, I can be described as a writing enthusiast. As soon as I picked up the pen, inspiration kept hitting my head. I wrote a big word on the paper with a brush, and then I read it over and over again, trying to find out the shortcomings, and then I corrected it seriously. Do you hate composition? However, there is nothing we can do. We are from China. As China people, if we don't know how to write a composition, how can we be called China people? This is the story of my composition, which is simple but still fresh in my memory.
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