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What kind of existence is my ex-girlfriend?
The following is a tearful story to tell you: If you have loved deeply, you will understand what kind of existence your ex-girlfriend is.
The protagonist of the story is a friend of mine named Cheng Guo. It has been 3 years since he broke up with his first girlfriend of 5 years. On the day of her ex-girlfriend’s wedding, Cheng Guo ordered a bouquet of flowers from the flower shop and sent it to her. The flower shop’s boy sent it to her, and the bride called her and said, “You sent all the flowers, why haven’t they arrived yet? Why don’t you? Have you become stingy?"
Cheng Guo said coldly on the phone: "You called the wrong number, the flowers were not sent by me."
The bride hung up very dissatisfied. Got the phone. My friend continued to play mahjong with us with a playful smile. None of us took it seriously, so no one asked any questions.
About ten minutes later, the bride called again. As soon as the call was answered, she heard the bride yelling on the phone: "Cheng Guo, you are a fool, you are so cold-blooded and awesome. What kind of flowers are you giving me? Why don’t you give me a dowry? Don’t you want to be my mother-in-law? Why don’t you come? You are a coward!”
The bride scolded, The voice suddenly became much quieter, and intermittent choking sounds came from inside: "Cheng Guo, tell me, why do you always act like it's none of your business? Does it have nothing to do with you even if others are so sad that they die? , Huh? Are you human?"
Cheng Guo still didn't speak.
About three minutes later, the bride was crying out of breath on the other end of the phone, but he said coldly: "You are right, just talk to others. Let's get over it." Then he hung up the phone decisively.
No one of us dared to speak or ask more questions after hearing what they said. Cheng Guo smiled and said, "Come on, let's continue. We have agreed, who will lose today?" Treat me, I want to eat mutton chops today." Then a few of us continued to play cards. Someone made some indifferent jokes to lighten the atmosphere, but looked at him secretly again.
As soon as a few of us talked, he became quiet, did not raise his head or speak, and did not make a sound when playing cards.
About half an hour later, when everyone thought that the matter was over, Cheng Guo, a grown man, lowered his head and clenched his fists, deliberately suppressing The sound made tears fall on the mahjong. The girls present at the time also burst into tears.
After that, none of us ever asked him why he broke up in the first place. He was the kind of person who didn’t want to tell someone that he was in pain. He burst into tears.
If I like you, I dare to admit it to the whole world, and also admit my sincerity and weakness to you. Even though there are so many things I want to say to you, I slowly realize that the things I want to say the most and the hardest to say are actually all said to myself.
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