Can anyone give me some funny jokes? Don’t make them too long

You asked me to get out, I got away. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, I got away.

I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

The oath of Yanze’s youthful heart is unbearable to look back on. That perseverance and never giving up is still vivid in my mind

We are just standing in different places, missing the same beauty

Many times you are just someone’s love partner instead of Love object

My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: Han Hong is not dead, but Han Hong’s disease is still there

You treat my tears as tap water

There is a grave in my heart, where the widow is buried

If you come, I believe you will not leave. If you leave, I will treat you as if you have never been here

Is there anyone who can love me? Better than loving yourself

Love is not Cao Cao, this sentence is my original creation

The weakest part of a person is reluctance. Reluctant to part with a relationship that is no longer exciting, reluctant to part with a vanity, reluctant to part with applause. We always think that the best days will be very long and we don’t have to leave so soon. Just when we are weak-hearted and lack courage, the best days pass without mercy.

You are scolding me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me

The innocent self you used to be was destroyed by reality Covered with bruises

Hands in pockets, no one loves anyone

Love is just two people pulling an elephant rubber band... The one who gets hurt is often the one who doesn't want to let go...

Loneliness encourages you to make mistakes

Loneliness makes you act coquettishly here

A lot of it is just me looking for other people’s feelings. I like it but I don’t like it. No one forces me to do it.

Some people are as smart as the weather, changeable; some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, which can’t even tell when the weather changes.

You will never see that I am the loneliest. The way it is, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side

The reason why I live a free and easy life is because I know the trade-offs, and the reason why I am indifferent is because I see through everything

The sun is warm and the years are peaceful. How can I dare to grow old before you come?

Happiness will not go away because it never came

When two people are together, it is more about accepting each other than changing each other, so when it comes to tolerance, if you only think about change , That’s not life, that’s war

You never know when someone inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared

The road to success, Always under construction

After many years, I sigh, those two teenagers: one amazed the time, the other gentled the years

You will never understand, in order to let yourself know Life becomes interesting, how much effort we put in

Is it because time has not waited for me or you forgot to take me away.

It is better to forget each other in the world

Forever young, always pretending to be young, never knowing what is good or bad, always full of tears

Love is like pi, infinite and endless

Did love hurt me? Or did loneliness encourage you? This sentence is my own

Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will dirty the road of my reincarnation

The things I lost never leave traces

Jing Quietly put happiness into your heart and take away sadness from your heart

You have to fight countless unfreedoms before you can be free

Foreigners drink milk and become strong, but Chinese people I got stones after drinking milk

What is love? Love is seeing one’s own responsibilities in others

People will grow old and flowers will fade, but flowers will bloom again after one season. One season, but people will never come back

Let’s vent, and rest early after venting. Don't wear yourself out.

Let habits take over for the present for everything in the past

Being broken up in love is terrible, sometimes more terrible than death. But what's even scarier is that the person you love hates you when he thinks about you

There is always a girl who appears and makes the boy finally become a man.

And a man will never be able to get her, that is absolutely certain

You will never be able to touch the deepest corner of my heart

Love is not Cao Cao, it comes as you say

The feeling of waking up in the middle of the night, the feeling of silence, always makes me feel like there is a ghost walking out of the barren grave

Nobita is gone, Shizuka is gone too, Doraemon, where are you

Flowers are not flowers, people are not people. After dawn, who knows who you are to me

If the sea of ??flowers becomes a sea, will you come?

Go to bed early, life is like this, grab it while you can.

Jia Junpeng, do you still remember calling your mother?

There will be bread, and there will be Doraemon

Yours will always be there. Is it expired?

Maturity is a very painful word, it may not be gained, but it will definitely be lost

Don’t talk about money when talking about relationships, otherwise no matter how sincere you are, it will make people feel Hypocrisy

When you leave, who will be my Youlemei

I regard you as myself, who do you regard me as?

It has been raining these days. I guess it is the Jade Emperor who is crying. It must be that his marriage to the Queen Mother is unhappy. There are two possibilities for this unhappiness. One is that the Queen Mother left, and the other is that the Queen Mother left. The Queen Mother refuses to leave

As long as you wield the hoe well, you will not be afraid of digging into corners

Even if you are a gangster, you must be honest and honest as a gangster