Jokes suitable for the active atmosphere of tour guides

I have a crush on you twice;

Come to you three times and five times;

No one around you is pestering you;

Five roses for you;

Six gods want to see you;

Let you go up and down;

Nine out of nine of you are beautiful;

Abandon you in ten days.

Tsinghua girls turned around and frightened a row of teaching buildings.

Tsinghua girls turn around, the earth collapses, and the water flows backwards.

Tsinghua girl looked back three times, and the sun and the moon had no ghosts to worry about.

Tsinghua girls turn around four times, and Halley's comet hits the earth.

Tsinghua girls turn five times, and peacocks fly north and walk back.

Tsinghua girls turn six times, but Jordan can't play basketball.

Tsinghua girl turned seven times, her neck cramped and her head curled up.

Tsinghua girls look back eight times, how to grow so ugly.

Tsinghua nine women turn around, the Yangtze River and the Yellow River flow backwards.

Tsinghua girls turned ten times, scaring n cows by the roadside.

Tsinghua girls turned eleven times, and the drum tower square took oil.

Tsinghua girl N turned back, and Xiaoping went south to the north.

Tsinghua girl N+ 1 turn around, the official no longer looking for a concubine.

Tsinghua girls turn around again, and the global stock market goes down.

Tsinghua girl looked back again, frighten Taiwan independence trembling.

Tsinghua girls don't look back, others don't know how ugly I am.

When the girls in Tsinghua turned around, Viagra flew away.

North:

Meals in Peking University Brand People's Hospital; The girl from Beiwai, Han from Tsinghua; The hooligans of the NPC are all over the street.

South:

The brand of Nanda, the rice of China Southern Airlines; The girls in South Normal University are from South East Korea; River and sea hooligans are everywhere.