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How to reply humorously when others talk about home?

It feels good to be home.

If you go out on a date today, the girl will send you a "I'm back" after the date, which indirectly means that the girl is very satisfied with your performance today, because you can take the initiative to chat after the date, which means that you are expected to take off the bill, but whether you can take off the bill smoothly in the end depends on your performance;

At this time, the clever boy will reply to the girl intimately and say, "It's good to go home. I'm exhausted today." First, care about her and make the girl feel like a gentleman. After all, girls have no resistance to gentlemen and warm men, and then talk about your feelings of playing today. Basically, this girl has been taken care of by you, so just wait for the candy.

Extended information: Are you hungry? I'll order you a snack.

If you are colleagues, the girl doesn't come home until late, but when she comes home, she sends you a message saying "I'm back", which means that she likes you and wants to get rid of her at this time, so reply "Are you hungry?" I'll give you a snack ",which is the most touching sentence for girls.

She must be concerned about her health, whether she has eaten or not, and whether she is hungry. In fact, a girl who sends you such a message is also testing whether you are worthy of her life. If you pass the test, you can return to beauty immediately.