Tik Tok’s funniest copywriting phrases in 2021

1. If you take the initiative, we will not only have stories, but also children.

2. Go out and bask in the sun more. If you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot.

3. Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to the life in the well.

4. Many people say that I am beautiful and cute. I really want to go over and give her a few slaps. As if no one knows, I want you to tell them everywhere!

5. I found out that I have recently My myopia is getting worse and worse, and I can't even see money when I open my wallet.

6. Never look at your phone for too long. Experts say that your phone will run out of battery.

7. When I don’t want to care about you, it’s useless for you to coax me. At this time, you have to give me a red envelope.

8. In this world, sincerity is scarce, so we should be frugal.

9. Don’t go too far when posting selfies on WeChat Moments, we have all met before.

10. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, grow with every pound you eat, and always treat each other sincerely.

11. Because of your words of “take care” back then, I haven’t lost weight in so many years.

12. Being too polite is not a good thing. Someone stepped on me just now, so I habitually said thank you.

13. Whenever I see someone pretending to be cool, I always lower my head silently. It’s not that I have good qualities, it’s that I’m looking for a brick wall.

14. If you don’t tell secrets, how much does this mutton skewer cost?

15. Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are difficult.

16. This kind of hot weather is suitable for expressing love. If it succeeds, you can go on a date and drink ice. If it fails, it doesn’t matter, at least your heart will be half cold.

17. I want to see you and monopolize your gaze.

18. Eating together is called sharing a meal, and going home together is called carpooling. You leave the rest of your life to me and live together from now on. This is called desperately.

19. If you like me, come and confess your love to me. You must experience being rejected by a beautiful woman in your life.

20. It’s so cold in winter. I want a warm bed, wifi that won’t disconnect, and endless snacks. If these don’t work, can you give me you?

21. I have always been brave enough to admit my mistakes and never correct them.

22. Every time I try to cram the Buddha, the Buddha always gives me a hard kick.

23. Don’t reply to messages you don’t want to reply to. Stay away from people you hate. Show your unhappiness when you are unhappy. Don’t always live a life of looking at other people’s faces. You have to become cool earlier. Cuteness is not Long term solution.

24. If you sleep in class, get mad at handsome guys after class, gossip with girls in the dormitory, let the day pass quickly.

25. If you can’t accept the worst of me, you don’t deserve the best of me!

26. Why are you scolding me for my poor game performance? I don’t know how to If the game is deleted, I will just delete you.

27. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, so beautiful that it makes people laugh.

28. Why do you work hard to make money? Because you are afraid that when you shake hands with someone, they are wearing a famous watch and you are wearing a rubber band.

29. Although you look ugly, you want to be beautiful.

30. My wife is a very reasonable person. Every time she hits me, she will ask for my consent. If I say I don’t agree, she will hit me until I agree.

31. You can say whatever you want about me that I'm handsome. I don't mind, but don't get involved with my friends. It's none of their business. They are just a bunch of innocent fools.

32. It’s very hot, right? It will get cooler on Chinese Valentine’s Day.

33. God is fair. While giving happiness to others, he will also blind you, lest you feel uncomfortable after seeing it.

34. I am a good-tempered person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. What will happen? Then I will lower the bottom line further.

35. Standing in a corner of the world, watching the sunrise and sunset alone.

36. An impulsive person like me should be given a good amount of money to calm down.

37. If you do military training, it will be a sunny day. If you take a day off, it will be a rainy day. If you work hard on your homework, it will be the day before school starts!

38. I think back then, when my sister was the thinnest, she only weighed six and a half pounds!

39. When I have money, I will buy Two lollipops, one for you to watch me eat, and the other for you to watch.

40. When the value of the decorations on your body exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.

41. There is no free lunch in the world, so I usually sleep until I get up in the afternoon.

42. Don’t keep saving money when you are your most beautiful age, otherwise you will not only be poor, but also ugly.

43. You have to digest many things by yourself, so the older you get, the fatter you become.

44. I finally discovered a problem. I don’t have any sexual orientation. I like all good-looking people.

45. Taking the math test is like being a doctor. Anyway, the first sentence that comes out is that I tried my best.

46. Stop asking me what is the standard for handsomeness, okay? Just look at me and you will know!

47. Heroes don’t ask where they come from, and love comes with my speed.

48. God, if there is no way to make me thin, please make my friends fat.

49. I am too old to be deceived. I am already familiar with all kinds of tricks. Watching the other party do what they do best, there is no fluctuation in my heart and I even feel like laughing.

50. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

51. I admit that I have a bad temper, but I am easy to coax.

52. Foodies are generally kind-hearted, because they only think about eating every day and have no time to scheme against others.

53. Life is so difficult. I want to lie on the floor and act like a baby anytime, anywhere.

54. Don’t make excuses for yourself in everything, and don’t blame the lack of gravity for constipation.

55. Do you know why the holidays are so short? Because there is no morning in the holidays. Do you know why work is so long? Because it has not only the morning but also the morning!

56. If you like a boy, then study hard, find a good job, earn a lot of money, and wait for him to get married. When the time comes, spend a little more money.

57. Others care about whether you fly high and whether you are tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious when baked?

58. When we were children, we were very happy because of that At that time, our ugliness and poverty were not so obvious!

59. Unrequited love has no results. For example, I love mathematics.

60. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but impatience and procrastination coexist perfectly in me.

61. There are only two things I can’t do in my life, that is, I can’t do this, and I can’t do that.

62. I vaguely remember that I learned to shop online to save money.

63. As a single person, when my cell phone breaks down, I feel as if I am in love!

64. Life is like Angry Birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs around. laugh.

65. Xijie, I just calculated, if nothing unexpected happens, it has nothing to do with me at all.

66. You must have been drinking carbonated drinks in your last life, so I burst into happiness as soon as I saw you.

67. If you scold me, I won’t be angry. I will make myself a cup of wolfberry and influence you with love.

68. The boy I like is really cute when he acts coquettishly.

69. It’s too tiring to like one person, so I like ten.

70. I used to think that money could buy everything, but then I discovered that I didn’t have enough money.

71. I am a lot cuter for you today, so you have to give me a kiss.

72. I plan to take away your burden, so you are a happy pauper now.

73. If God can’t make me thin, then he can make my friends fat.

74. I am good with my partner, dogs, and other small animals.

75. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

76. People like the spring breeze and hate the cold wind. In fact, the cold wind is innocent, it is the temperature that is causing the harm!

77. After two people have been together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable feeling. A tacit understanding, such as: If you ignore me, I will ignore you.

78. What can be picked up but cannot be put down is chopsticks, and what is stuck in and cannot be come out is a quilt.

79. You have to try everything. If you don’t try, how will you know what you are really not good at?

80. Self-cultivation for girls to take photos: Take only one selfie out of three thousand.