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A short story about several people
1. When I was a child, Hua's family was very poor, and he dropped out of junior high school without graduating. While helping my father look after the shop, he still doesn't forget to study. Without time, he got into the habit of getting up early, being good at using his spare time and mental arithmetic. Without books, paper and pens, he developed the habit of diligent hands-on and independent thinking.
When the mathematician Gauss was in high school, the teacher would give him one or two difficult problems to practice every night, but he could basically solve them quickly. But one day, the teacher gave him a question, which took him one night to work out. Later, he came to the school to ask the teacher, only to know that the teacher accidentally caught the problem. This is a worldwide mathematical problem that has puzzled mathematicians for more than 65,438+000 years.
Hua (1910.1.12-1985.6.12) is a native of Jintan District, Changzhou, Jiangsu, and his ancestral home is Danyang, Jiangsu. Mathematician, academician of China Academy of Sciences, foreign academician of American National Academy of Sciences, academician of Third World Academy of Sciences, academician of Bavarian Academy of Sciences of the Federal Republic of Germany. Member of the 1st-6th the NPC Standing Committee of China.
He is the founder and pioneer of China's analytic number theory, matrix geometry, canonical group, automorphism function theory and multivariate complex function theory, and is listed as one of the 88 great mathematicians in Chicago Science and Technology Museum. The international achievements in mathematical research include Fahrenheit theorem, Fahrenheit inequality and Hua Wang method.
(2) the story of a famous mathematical figure is urgent.
Chen Jingrun, a famous mathematician, made great contributions to conquering Goldbach's conjecture and founded "Chen Theorem", so many people affectionately called him "Prince of Mathematics". But who would have thought that his achievement originated from a story?
1937, diligent Chen Jingrun was admitted to Huaying College in Fuzhou. At this time, during the period of War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, Professor Shen Yuan, director of the Department of Aeronautical Engineering in Tsinghua University, returned to Fujian to attend the funeral, unwilling to stay in his hometown because of the war. Several universities got the news and wanted to invite Professor Shen to give lectures. He declined the invitation. As he is an alumnus of Huaying, he came to this middle school to teach mathematics to his classmates in order to report to his alma mater.
One day, Teacher Shen Yuan told us a story in math class: "A Frenchman discovered an interesting phenomenon 200 years ago: 6=3+3, 8=5+3, 10=5+5, 12=5+7, 28=5+23. Every even number greater than 4 can be expressed as the sum of two odd numbers. Because this conclusion has not been proved, it is still a guess. Euler said: Although I can't prove it, I am sure this conclusion is correct.
It is like a beautiful light ring, shining with dazzling brilliance in front of us not far away. ..... "Chen Jingrun stare eyes, absorbed.
From then on, Chen Jingrun became interested in this wonderful question. In his spare time, he likes going to the library. He not only read the counseling books in middle schools, but also eagerly read the textbooks of mathematics and physics courses in these universities. Therefore, he got the nickname "bookworm".
Interest is the first teacher. It is such a mathematical story that aroused Chen Jingrun's interest and his diligence and made him a great mathematician.
(3) some famous mathematician's short story, 50 words! Urgent need!
(1) When Gauss was in elementary school, once after the teacher taught addition, he asked the students to do some calculations. The title is: 1+2+3+. +97+98+99+ 100 = The teacher is thinking, class must be over now! I used this as an excuse to go out, but Gauss stopped me! It turned out that Gauss worked it out, and Gauss told everyone the answer he worked out: 5050. Since then, the learning process of Gauss Elementary School has already surpassed other students, which laid the foundation for his future mathematics and made him a mathematical genius!
(2) Chen Jingrun. He used several sacks of draft paper in a shabby hut, which proved that it was the closest to Goldbach's conjecture (1+ 1) (1+2).
When Gauss was in primary school, the primary school teacher was very irresponsible to the students. On this day, the teacher asked everyone to do a calculation problem from one to one hundred. Soon, Gauss was finished. When the teacher saw it, he was impressed: the words 5050 were scrawled on it. The teacher also figured out that the answer was 5050. Gauss said, "It's actually very simple, 100 plus 650." 99 plus 2 is also 10 1, and a * * has 50 pairs. 10 1 multiplied by 50 is enough.
After his left leg was disabled by illness, Hua had to draw a big circle on his left leg and then take a small step on his right leg. For this strange and laborious step, he once humorously called it "the movement of circle and tangent" In adversity, he stubbornly resisted fate and vowed: "I will replace my imperfect legs with a sound mind!" "
(3)/kloc-Rudolph, a German mathematician in the 6th century, spent his whole life calculating pi to 35 decimal places, which became Rudolph's number. After his death, someone else carved this number on his tombstone. Swiss mathematician Jacques Bernoulli studied the spiral (called the lifeline) before his death. After his death, a logarithmic spiral was carved on the tombstone, and the inscription also wrote
(4) Archimedes, an ancient Greek scholar, died at the hands of Roman enemy soldiers who attacked Sicily (before he died, he still said, "Don't break my circle." ), people carved the figure of the ball in the cylinder on his tombstone to commemorate his discovery that the volume and surface area of the ball are two-thirds of that of the circumscribed cylinder. After discovering the regular practice of regular heptagon, German mathematician Gauss gave up the original intention of studying literature, devoted himself to mathematics, and even made many great contributions to mathematics. Even in his will, he suggested building a tombstone with a regular 17 prism as the base.
(5) Zu Chongzhi (AD 429-500) was born in Laiyuan County, Hebei Province in the Northern and Southern Dynasties. He read many books on astronomy and mathematics since childhood, studied hard and practiced hard, and finally made him an outstanding mathematician and astronomer in ancient China.
Zu Chongzhi's outstanding achievement in mathematics is about the calculation of pi. Before the Qin and Han Dynasties, people used "the diameter of three weeks a week" as pi, which was called "Gubi". Later, it was found that the error of Gubi was too large, and the pi should be "the diameter of a circle is greater than the diameter of three weeks". However, there are different opinions on how much is left. Until the Three Kingdoms period, Liu Hui put forward a scientific method to calculate pi-"secant" which approximated the circumference of a circle with the circumference inscribed by a regular polygon. Liu Hui calculated the circle inscribed with a 96-sided polygon and got π=3. 14, and pointed out that the more sides inscribed with a regular polygon, the more accurate the π value obtained. On the basis of predecessors' achievements, Zu Chongzhi devoted himself to research and repeated calculations. It is found that π is between 3. 14 15926 and 3. 14 15927, and the approximate value in the form of π fraction is obtained as the reduction rate and density rate, where the six decimal places are 3. 14 1929. There's no way to check now. If he tries to find it according to Liu Hui's secant method, he must work out 16384 polygons inscribed in the circle. How much time and labor it takes! It is obvious that his perseverance and wisdom in academic research are admirable. It has been more than 1000 years since foreign mathematicians obtained the same result in the secrecy rate calculated by Zu Chongzhi. In order to commemorate Zu Chongzhi's outstanding contribution, some mathematicians abroad suggested that π = be called "ancestral rate".
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④ Ten short stories about celebrities.
1, Sun Kangying studies in hakodate.
Jin people, poor family, love reading. Although I have time at night, I can't afford to buy lamp oil, so I have to memorize it silently and digest what I have learned during the day. One winter, he woke up in the middle of the night and felt that the room was not dark and he could vaguely see something.
It turned out that it was caused by the reflection of snow, which inspired him: why not read by snow light? Therefore, the snowy night, especially in the moonlight, has become a good opportunity for Sun Kang to study hard. Thanks to his efforts, he finally became a famous scholar and an ancient scholar.
2. Head suspension beam
During the Warring States Period, Su Qin followed Ren Wei's Zhang Yishi from Mr. Guigu. He studied hard at night, and when he was sleepy, he stabbed himself in the thigh with an awl, and the blood flowed to his feet.
3. Treasure comes from equipment.
Li He, a "genius" poet in Tang Dynasty, accumulated success. In order to collect materials, he carries a tool kit in the morning, rides a donkey, travels outside and observes life. When he is inspired, he will write it down on paper and put it in the toolbox.
When I get home at the end of the day, I will take out the notes accumulated in the toolkit, choose to organize them under the light, and then store the useful notes in another toolkit for future writing.
4, ceramics accumulate knowledge
Bai Juyi, a great poet in the Tang Dynasty, prepared many clay pots to accumulate poetry materials, put them on a seven-story shelf and labeled them in different categories.
He put the data collected at ordinary times into his own basin according to different categories. When the accumulated data can be written, the memo will empty the clay pot and organize the data into words.
5. reach? Finch painted eggs.
A famous painter in the European Renaissance? Finch, I've loved painting since I was a child. His father sent him to Florence, a famous Italian city at that time, to learn from the famous painter Fo Rocchio. The teacher asked him to start by drawing eggs.
He painted for more than ten days. Seeing that he was getting impatient, the teacher said to him, "Don't think it's easy to draw an egg. You know, 1000 eggs are not two identical.
Even the same egg, as long as the shape is different from another angle, the oval outline of the egg will be different. Therefore, if you want to express it perfectly on drawing paper, you have to work hard. "
From then on, da? Finch devoted himself to sketch, and after a long period of hard and diligent artistic practice, he finally created many immortal famous paintings.
6, Zuo Sizhi
Zuo Si, a writer in the Western Jin Dynasty, read Zhang Heng's Fu for Two Cities when he was a teenager, and was deeply inspired. He is determined to write Sandu Fu in the future. Lu Ji couldn't help clapping his hands and laughing, saying that a layman like Zuo Si had come up with such a masterpiece.
This is a joke; Even if it is painstakingly written, it must be worthless and only suitable for making jars. Faced with such humiliation, Zuo Si made up his mind. He heard that Zhang Zai, a writer, had been to Min and Qiong (present-day Sichuan), so he visited for advice many times.
So as to be familiar with the local mountains and rivers, products, customs and customs. He visited extensively and collected a lot of materials, and then devoted himself to writing. There are papers and pens everywhere in his room, beside the fence and in the toilet.
As long as he thinks of good words, he writes them down and revises them again and again. Zuo Si worked hard for ten years and finally finished Sandu Fu. Lu Ji was surprised and admired, so he had to give up.
7. Tian Jiabing millionaire who drinks mineral water.
A reporter accompanied a teacher from a donated school to meet a donor. At the airport, everyone bought mineral water to quench their thirst. Just after a few sips, the plane arrived and everyone threw away their mineral water.
At this time, they saw the monopoly get off the plane, holding something that seemed to be an empty bottle-there was only a mouthful of water at the bottom of the bottle. Monopoly talked and laughed with everyone after getting off the plane. With the shaking of his hand, the mineral water made a slight sound.
He didn't throw away the bottle until he got on the bus to pick him up. When there was water in the car, someone handed him a bottle, but he kept waving his hand until he drank the last sip of water left in the bottle.
Just put down the bottle and took a full bottle of mineral water. This millionaire is Tian Jiabing, a famous Hong Kong industrialist and philanthropist. In the past 20 years, he has donated 6,543.8 billion yuan to charity.
8. Xu Jialu owes students half a class.
Xu teacher came to the classroom early, and then stood there for 50 minutes. With one exception, he came into the classroom with a dignified expression. After talking for more than 20 minutes, he said, "I'm really sorry, classmates, I can't go on today."
Because Mr. Lu Dasong was dying, he was the teacher who benefited the most when I was in college, and he was also a disciple of Zhang Taiyan. I must go there at once. In this case, I can't go on standing here, so I have to owe my classmates half a class.
I'll find a chance to make up for it later. "Say that finish, xu teacher went away. Yu Dan said that after xu teacher left, the students all cried. Everyone can understand Mr. Xu's feelings.
He didn't want to delay our class, so he didn't adjust the class and insisted on giving us classes. However, his feelings for the teacher made it difficult for him to persist.
9. Scientists who are considered fools
Einstein, the most famous physicist of this century, didn't look smart when he was a child. He didn't learn to speak until he was three years old, so his parents thought he was a fool. After school, a teacher told his father that "your child will accomplish nothing" and even ordered him to drop out of school.
/kloc-When he was 0/6 years old, he applied to the University of Zurich, but he lost his reputation in Sun Shan because of his poor grades. But he didn't lose heart. Through diligent study, he became an outstanding founder of physics. A young man once asked him how he succeeded.
He wrote such a formula: A=X+Y+Z(A stands for success, X stands for diligent study and work, Y stands for good learning methods, and Z stands for less nonsense).
10, over time, there will be great achievements.
In order to write Das Kapital, Marx, the revolutionary tutor, read more than 1500 books, quoted the opinions of more than a dozen disciplines and hundreds of authors in the book, and left more than 100 reading notes.
Lenin quoted more than 1.6 million books he had read in the Complete Works of Lenin. When studying imperialism, he read 148 books, 232 articles in 49 periodicals and wrote more than 600,000 words of notes.
⑤ Mathematical celebrity stories
1. Archimedes, an ancient Greek scholar, died at the hands of the Roman enemy who attacked Sicily. He was in the Lord before he died: "Don't break my circle". To commemorate him, people carved the figure of the ball carved on the cylinder on his tombstone to commemorate his discovery that the volume and surface area of the ball are two-thirds of that of the circumscribed cylinder.
Galois was born in a town not far from Paris. His father is the principal of this school and has served as the mayor for many years. The influence of family makes Galois always brave and fearless. 1823, 12-year-old galois left his parents to study in Paris. Not content with boring classroom indoctrination, he went to find the most difficult mathematics original research by himself. Some teachers also helped him a lot. Teachers' evaluation of him is "only suitable for working in the frontier field of mathematics".
3. The famous German scientist Gauss (1777 ~ 1855) was born in a poor family. Gauss learned to calculate by himself before he could speak. When he was three years old, he watched his father calculate his salary one night and corrected his father's calculation mistakes. When he grew up, he became the most outstanding astronomer and mathematician of our time. He made some contributions to physics electromagnetism, and now a unit of electromagnetism is named after him. Mathematicians call him "the prince of mathematics".
4./kloc-Rudolph, a German mathematician in the 6th century, spent his whole life calculating pi to 35 decimal places, which became Rudolph's number. After his death, someone else carved this number on his tombstone.
5. Jacques Bernoulli, a Swiss mathematician, studied the spiral (known as the thread of life) before his death. After his death, a logarithmic spiral was carved on the tombstone, and the inscription also read: "Although I have changed, I am the same as before." This is a pun, which not only describes the essence of spiral, but also symbolizes his love for mathematics.
6. Von Neumann is one of the most outstanding mathematicians in the 20th century, which is well known. The electronic computer he invented in 1946 greatly promoted the progress of science and technology and social life. In view of his key role in the invention of electronic computers, von Neumann is praised as "the father of computers" by westerners. 1911-1921von Neumann made his mark when he was studying in Lu Se Lun Middle School in Budapest, and was highly valued by teachers. Under Fichte's individual guidance, he co-published his first mathematical paper, when von Neumann was less than 18 years old.
6. What are the short stories of famous mathematicians?
Earlier, there were two great French mathematicians, one named bhaskar and the other named Fermat. Pascal knew two gamblers and they asked him a question. They said that after they made a bet, it was agreed that whoever won the first five games would get all the bets. After gambling for a long time, A won four games and B won three. It's getting late, and they don't want to gamble any more. So, how should this money be divided?
Do you divide the money into seven parts, four for those who win four games and three for those who win three games? Or because the first time I said five innings, no one arrived, so one person got half?
Neither of these points is correct. The correct answer is: the person who wins four games gets 3/4 of the money, and the person who wins three games gets 1/4 of the money.
Why? Suppose they bet another game, and either A wins or B wins. If A wins five games, all the money should go to him. If A loses, that is, A and B win four games each, and the money will be divided equally. Now A's winning or losing probability is 1/2, so his money should be 1/2×1/2×1/2 = 3/4. Of course, B should get1.
⑦ 50 words for stories of famous mathematical figures.
1953, the Academy of Sciences organized a delegation to go abroad, headed by the famous scientist Qian Sanqiang. There are many members who returned to the delegation, such as Hua, A Zhe, Zhao Jiuzhang and Zhu Xian. In his spare time, Hua wrote a couplet: "The top three are Korea, Zhao and Wei", seeking this couplet.
The "top three" here refers to Korea, Zhao and Wei San during the Warring States Period, but it implies the name of the head of the delegation, Comrade Qian Sanqiang, which not only solves the traditional difficulty of the couplet of numbers and numbers, but also requires the name of another scientist to be embedded in the bottom couplet.
After a while, when Hua saw that everyone had no bottom line, he revealed his bottom line: "Hook, strand and string are nine chapters." Nine Chapters is a famous mathematical work in ancient China. However, the "Nine Chapters" here happen to be the name of another member of the delegation-atmospheric physicist Zhao Jiuzhang. Hua's wonderful pair made the audience fall for it.
1980, when Professor Hua was guiding the overall planning method and optimization method in Suzhou, he wrote the following couplets: Watching chess is not a gentleman, helping each other in the same boat; Be a person with regrets and correct your mistakes.
(7) Extended reading of several people's short stories
Hua's contribution to the development of mathematics in China is known as "the father of modern mathematics in China", "the god of mathematics in China" and "the people's mathematician".
This internationally renowned mathematician is listed as "one of the 88 great mathematicians in Chicago Science and Technology Museum today" along with several classic mathematicians in famous museums such as Smithsonian Museum and Chicago Science and Technology Museum.
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