Homophonic joke 350-word composition

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved chickens very much. The tenant rented his land, but it was not enough to pay the rent. He must give him a chicken first.

A tenant named Zhang San went to pay the rent to the landlord at the end of the year and rented it out the next year. When he went, he put a chicken in a bag, paid the rent and told the landlord about the lease for next year. Seeing that his hands were empty, he opened his eyes and said to the sky, "There are no three kinds of fields." Zhang Sanming understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag.

As soon as the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his tune and said, "If you don't give it to Zhang San, who will you give it to?" Zhang San said, "Your words have changed so fast!"

The landlord replied, "That sentence was nonsense (chicken talk) just now, and now this sentence is" play it by ear (chicken talk) "

7. This is the ear

The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because he wanted to hang his son, he said to the master, "Go and buy me two bamboo poles."

I heard that the bamboo pole with Shandong accent was "pig liver", so I quickly agreed, ran to the butcher's shop and said to the shopkeeper, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pig livers, so be smart!"

The shopkeeper is a clever man. He immediately cut off two pieces of pig liver and gave a pair of pig ears.

Out of the butcher's shop, the master thought, "My master told me to buy pig liver, and this pig ear is of course mine ..." So he wrapped the hunting ear, stuffed it into his pocket, returned to the county government, and reported to the magistrate: "Report back to Grandpa, the pig liver has been bought!"

The magistrate was very angry when he saw that the master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and quickly replied, "Ear … Ear … here … in my … pocket!" " " "