Tencent refrigerator joke

1. I will have a son named "Hao Shuai" in the future, and others will say "Hao Shuai's father" when they see me.

2. Work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back and take an empty step.

The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

4. Money is not a problem, but no money!

5. I am drunk and won't accept anyone, just hold the wall!

6. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

7. You know what, big brother? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

8. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. ...

9. Clear water leads to no fish, while mean people lead invincible.

10. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

1 1. Friends around you, become famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

12. A female classmate is darker and her boyfriend is whiter. One day, the poisonous queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her, "You can't do this. You'll have zebras."

13. I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

14. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

15. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

16. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it. From then on, the world was dark.

17. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

18. To be a man, you must be a person who wanders between A Niu and Niu C.

19. My name is God, my name is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata. ...

20. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.