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I am urgently looking for a drama script. The theme is "Reject indifference and deliver warmth." The script is about campus life. The length of the script is about ten to twenty minutes.. Thanks!

Scotch screenwriter: Mr. Wo Ma (Li Dunyan)

Background: Kangtou, a rural village in Northeast China. There is an old-fashioned computer on the kangtou desk.

Characters: Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang, Yu Yuexian, Liu Xiaoguang

Props: old computer, bicycle, two globes, a table of farm food and wine

Little Shenyang carries When I got home with my schoolbag, I opened the door: Oh my God, school is over!

Without any further words, he reached out and turned on the computer, happily waving the mouse to play computer games (the familiar sound of playing games came out).

Zhao Benshan came in and looked at the food and wine at Kangtou: In front of the audience, the food and wine were quite sumptuous.

Pick up the chopsticks and take a bite.

Yu Yuexian came out with a plate of hot dishes: Oops! Fourth child! Back from the market. (Oh, I just came back)

Zhao Benshan: Oops, fourth brother, you got it done pretty fast.

Liu Xiaoguang: Oh, Brother Shan, Sister Shan.

Stop the bicycle you are pushing, untie two globes, one large and one small, from the big bag of things you bought in the city, and shout:

Brother Dashan, buy, buy Back, one, one big and one small, look, look, what do these look like?

Zhao Benshan: Okay, okay, just buy it back (taking the globe) It’s not heavy. So the earth looks like this? Okay, okay, fourth child, look, your sister-in-law’s food has been prepared. Don’t, don’t leave. We need to have a good drink to carry such a big couple back.

Liu Xiaoguang: No, no, no, I, I have to go back, I haven’t explained it to my family yet.

Yu Yuexian brought up another dish: Zaizai—do you want to eat? Still playing, can you have enough? By the way, fourth child? Don't leave. Why are you doing so much damage to the earth when you have nothing to do?

Liu Xiaoguang: You have to ask me about this, Brother Dashan. I went to the city in the morning, and Brother Dashan asked me to buy it.

Little Shenyang didn’t turn around and interrupted: What are you doing? Do you even need to ask? It must be that my father has been digging the earth his whole life and he hasn't had enough yet? I want to learn from the old fool who moved mountains in ancient times. I and my son are all ready. Each person has a big earth, and he wants his children and grandchildren to dig it down?

Liu Xiaoguang: Oops, I, I said Brother Shan asked me to buy two or two earths for what? So, that’s what it turns out to be? Just plan, do you need a globe? It’s ridiculous!

Zhao Benshan: Fourth, what are you talking about? Who told you that this is why I bought a globe?

Yu Yuexian: Oh, that’s not what you’re doing, then, what are you going to do by buying this thing?

Zhao Benshan: Why, in recent years, you haven’t felt that something is very wrong with the earth? Don’t you feel that the day is getting hotter and hotter, and it, it’s getting colder and colder? Is it either a severe drought or a severe flood, as well as a snow disaster or ice disaster?

Liu Xiaoguang: Shan, Brother Shan, isn’t it? You're right, no, it's not a big earthquake, it's a big typhoon, a big, big tsunami, it's either a flash flood, a mudslide, or a volcanic eruption. I also feel that there's something wrong with this earth now!

Zhao Benshan: How about it, am I right? So, I have to study the earth well (holding the globe), right? We have to think more about it and save the earth quickly? Otherwise, it will really be the end of the world. By then, no matter what you say, it will be too late and too late! (To the audience in the audience, there was warm applause)

Little Shenyang is still playing his game: I don’t know how many days of studying, but still studying the earth and saving the earth?

Zhao Benshan: Zai, Zai, what are you talking about? Can you tell me again?

Xiao Shenyang: I have said it a hundred times and I dare to say it, do you still want to study the earth and save the earth? You all know which system the earth is in, right? What is the relationship between the earth and the sun? Ah, tell me?

Liu Xiaoguang: We, we definitely don’t know! Zaizai, don’t ask me? I-I can't study it!

Zhao Benshan: Hi! You brat, you still want to take your father's exam or something? After watching TV every day, who doesn’t know that the earth, the moon, and the stars in the sky are all part of the solar system?

Little Shenyang: I didn’t expect that I was still wrong? Then, then—continue?

Zhao Benshan: Brat, are you still afraid of you or what? Let me tell you, the earth is actually a large boiler filled with water, and the sun is just a boiler!

Little Shenyang couldn’t help laughing: Oh my dad, you, you really can’t imagine that, never, never, never heard that the sun in the sky is actually a burning Boiler? Hahaha, hahaha... I'm laughing so hard...

Liu Xiaoguang: Why are you laughing? I think your father is right!

Zhao Benshan: You brat, are you still laughing at me?

Liu Xiaoguang raised his cup: Come on, brother, one of you can go? (Take one away) I don’t know what’s going on. Ordinarily, the earth, the earth, and the sun are all connected to the same system. How can a person who burns a boiler have such a big temper? It's hot and cold. One moment, the boiler is burning so loudly that it looks like it's going to explode. And then it's not burning anymore. It keeps turning on the air conditioner and freezing me to death. I don't know who caused it. Is it broken or something?

Zhao Benshan: Do you still need to ask? Haven't you seen the smoke coming out of so many big chimneys? This smoke, that smoke, this smoke, that smoke, you can throw it into the boiler where someone is burning, and who will not be angry?

Yu Yuexian: Okay, is it useful for you, a farmer, to say so much? Is it enough to plant your three-thirds of an acre of land? Why, why are you talking so much? (The crow of chickens was heard outside)

Zhao Benshan: What’s wrong with the farmers? What do you know, you old woman? Didn’t you see that it’s either flood or drought? Now, can we still cultivate good land? Quick, go and see, that old hen has laid eggs again, with long hair and short knowledge!

Liu Xiaoguang: Yes, yes, if the burning continues like this, both humans and animals will die of heat or freezing?

Zhao Benshan: Zaizai hasn’t eaten yet, can he fill his stomach by playing games? If you keep playing this game, you're going to be in trouble!

Little Shenyang: Okay, okay, I will eat after collecting the dishes, you can drink first.

Zhao Benshan: Hum, collect the vegetables, have you collected the vegetables yet? If you can really receive vegetables on your computer, then every farmer will no longer have to farm? Just go directly to the computer to collect vegetables and grain, and you're all set? What kind of high technology is there nowadays? It looks like a fairy tale! oops! (Shaking his head) This kid, if you were really diligent, you would go to our vegetable garden to collect the vegetables instead of letting your mother run back and forth to get vegetables! If there is another person in the painting, there is no need to find a wife!

Little Shenyang: Stop nagging, okay? It will be over soon.

Liu Xiaoguang: Zaizai, what happened? Now, instead of fighting landlords, you are growing vegetables?

Zhao Benshan was very angry: Isn’t it? They are not only playing games but also growing and harvesting vegetables online. They are so busy!

(At the same time, the sound of hens laying eggs came from the sound room, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click)).

Zhao Benshan: Did the Fourth Brother hear this? Just like some people, this chicken just laid an egg, and it kept calling back!

Liu Xiaoguang: No matter how you say it, that chicken laid an egg after all, so just let it crow? No, if you're not convinced, why don't you lay an egg? Tell it not to speak of you even for a day?

Zhao Benshan: Lao Qi, what are you talking about? Still, do you still want to drink?

Liu Xiaoguang: Just kidding!

Yu Yuexian came on stage with a big egg: Old man, look, our chickens have laid eggs, but they are so big. They have been calling for a long time. I have never seen our chickens lay such big eggs. ! It's really big, and it's still warm!

Zhao Benshan stood up: Let me see, oh my god, is it so big? Fourth brother, how about, again, enough for our brother to drink two cups. I thought it was something. I kept shouting and making trouble for a long time. Was a big egg laid?

Yu Yuexian: Just remember to drink!

Little Shenyang frowned: What’s the matter? Are you making such a fuss about an old hen laying an egg? Really!

Yu Yuexian: You just know how to play on the computer and see how many eggs the big flower chicken lays!

Little Shenyang: How big can an egg be? Keep playing on the computer.

Zhao Benshan: It’s so big, if it were any bigger it would be like a goose egg!

Liu Xiaoguang: What a goose egg. No matter how old you are, you can catch a globe or a dinosaur egg! It's big enough. I've never seen such a big egg since I was a kid? (Looking carefully in surprise)

Little Shenyang came over after collecting the vegetables: Where, where, let me see, an egg, a goose egg, a globe and a dinosaur egg?

Liu Xiaoguang: Look, take a good look. Is it as small as a globe or about the same size as a dinosaur egg?

Little Shenyang: Oh my God, such a big, big, is this a chicken or an egg? Was it laid by our chickens?

Yu Yuexian: I’ve been screaming for a long time, didn’t you hear me? It's still warm, you didn't feel it?

Zhao Benshan: Give me, give me, you, hurry up and get a plate. This thing is a rare thing, so don’t break it! It's enough for us to drink two ounces of wine.

Yu Yuexian: Okay, okay (bring out a plate) Something strange has happened. I said that the big flower chickens have been unable to lay eggs these days. They haven’t laid a nest for three or four days, and they haven’t picked up any eggs. .

Little Shenyang stared at the big egg hard: Dad, Mom, Fourth, Fourth Uncle, is this egg big enough? Really, I have never seen such a big one in my whole life. This one egg is worth several eggs!

Yu Yuexian: Humph, don’t say you haven’t seen it before? Your dad, your fourth uncle, and I, none of us have ever seen such a big one! Don’t say it’s you yet! This kid!

Little Shenyang: How can our big flower chicken lay such big eggs? (Picks up the egg and looks at it) You said our big flower chicken, could it be a goose?

Zhao Benshan: Even if you are talking about strange things, when did our family ever raise geese? It's obviously a chicken, so why is it a goose?

Little Shenyang held a big egg: Oh, this egg is so big! I didn’t expect that our big flower chicken could lay such big eggs. It’s so amazing! I guess this egg can, can catch up with the Guinness record?

Zhao Benshan: If you lay a big egg, will you give it back to Guinness? Hey, what, what is the Guinness record?

Little Shenyang: Why did you forget it so quickly? That's it, that rose, nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine roses, flowers, (sings) wedding dress (gestures with long gestures)!

Zhao Benshan: Oh, you said that song, that song about roses, what does it have to do with our big eggs? Return the wedding dress? (Learning gestures) What are you doing with that useless thing?

Xiao Shenyang: No, that’s Guinness?

Yu Yuexian: Old man, why did you really forget? What they are talking about is that the one in Shenyang also has the surname Zhao. He is from the same family as us. He is named Zhao or something. He spent tens of thousands of dollars to get married and spent two or three months making a more than 2,000 meters long one. A big wedding dress with nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine roses on it, that's it. Do you remember it?

Zhao Benshan: Oops, I’ve been going around for a long time, but you’re talking about that young man who needed hundreds of people to help him carry his wedding dress before he could walk down the aisle?

Liu Xiaoguang: Yes, yes, this is the case. I watched the TV. That young man, I feel like he always has problems with his brain and nerves! You said he was making a wedding dress for his wife. Why did it take so long? Such a long wedding dress, asking her daughter-in-law to put it on, but she can't get out of the way, who will carry the wedding dress for her all day long? (There must be something wrong with your brain)

Little Shenyang: What’s wrong with your brain? What they do is fresh and exciting, this is Guinness! How about it, you put so much effort into remembering it, right? Hey, you don’t care who proposes a wedding dress to him, anyway, he is willing to do something that no one else has done! Anyway, people spend their own money and no one else can control it! The key is that people did it and ended up on TV and became famous, you know?

Zhao Benshan: When you mentioned it, I remembered it. Not only this, but also that one who makes large mooncakes weighing more than ten or twenty tons. (gestures a large mooncake) You said, they do this How do you eat big mooncakes? How much coal do you need to burn to do it well? Did you say that you ate until you were full?

Yu Yuexian: Let me think about it, there is another person who made a large firecracker with a length of more than 20 kilometers. It seems that it takes more than an hour to set off one firecracker, like this... They all seem to be Guinness, right?

Zhao Benshan: Is this all free and idle? How much money do you have in your wallet? Have you burned it? Tell me, why are you doing that? Who’s ears can stand it if it’s played for several hours at a time?

Little Shenyang: Are you still afraid that you can’t stand it? Everyone is rushing to see it! This is how you can attract people’s attention! It’s Guinness, it must be, the largest and longest in the world, no one can surpass it, hey, this is the Guinness record, right?

Liu Xiaoguang: This is nothing. You haven’t seen it. I think you have seen it on TV recently. In Hubei, there is a bathhouse with ten thousand people. More than ten thousand people bathe together in a bathhouse. How big of a bathtub do you think we need? Haha, and, and, it seems to be Hubei, Xiangfan or somewhere else. More than a million students studied together and read "The Book of Commandments" written by Zhuge Liang. In the end, he also got a basic degree. Nice, right?

Zhao Benshan: That guy, more than one million students are studying together, where will they stand, and how much will it cost?

Little Shenyang: It doesn’t matter where he stands, anyway, they just read it together, and finally got Guinness!

Yu Yuexian brought over the straw scale: By the way, Yang Zai, don’t just say it, let’s also weigh it to see how heavy our eggs are, and see if they are enough. What about Guinness?

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Zhao Benshan: What do you call it for? Guinness, Guinness, what the hell are they? Guinness, Guinness, I think they are not as exciting as the flying Nadi and Dinis in Shanghai?

Little Shenyang: What a Disney! It’s Disneyland!

Zhao Benshan: Yes, it’s Disney. How exciting is that? What's the use of making all these false claims? The key is that it’s useless! You said it's useless, why are we joining in the fun? What do you think we need this Guinness for? We don’t want to come up with such a crooked name, so why do we use him? You might as well give me two ounces of wine to drink!

Yu Yuexian: As long as you are honest, okay? Zaizai, please weigh me quickly.

Little Shenyang: Okay, okay, just say it if you say it, you also know how big eggs the big flower chickens lay!

Yu Yuexian: That’s more than six taels. Oh, it’s really big!

Little Shenyang: More than six taels, so that’s more than 300 grams? Wait, let me check online to see if there are enough Guinness records?

Oh, that’s enough, that’s too much. Look at the largest egg in the world at 186 grams. Look at our eggs at over 300 grams. That’s a lot! It’s definitely on Guinness! I didn’t expect that our big flower chicken would surpass the Guinness record!

Zhao Benshan: Hey, hey, six or two large eggs, is it Guinness?

Little Shenyang: Isn’t that right? The size and weight are controlled there. There is no way this is fake, you all have seen it!

Yu Yuexian: Really, Zaizai, then, then, then, next, how do we get this, this Guinness?

Little Shenyang: How do you do it? I, I haven’t done it before, I haven’t won Guinness, how do I know?

Yu Yuexian: I haven’t done it before. Can you check it out? Wouldn't you know if you look it up?

Little Shenyang: Okay, okay, don’t be busy, I’ll check! Hey, that's strange. Why are there two Guinnesses left? One is in Shanghai and the other is in the UK?

Liu Xiaoguang: From the UK, then, that might be the headquarters? Maybe Shanghai and Shanghai are branches?

Little Shenyang: Oh my god, it’s so scary. Did someone in Guinness eat a big plane?

Zhao Benshan: Is that all nonsense? Did you even eat on the plane? Is it chocolate or a big airplane made of cake?

Little Shenyang: Where? What he eats is a real airplane. Look, he is a Frenchman named Michael Lotito. He has been eating metal and glass for almost half a century. He has been eating for almost fifty years. On average, he eats He ate 900 grams. Let me do the math. 900 grams is a pound of metal. Not only did he eat an entire large plane, he also ate 18 bicycles, 15 trolleys, and 7 cars. TV set!

Liu Xiaoguang: Look, do you see it? Let me tell you, if you are really hungry, you can eat anything!

Yu Yuexian: Oh my god, how did he eat it on a plane? Aren't they all made of iron and steel?

Zhao Benshan: Do you care how he ate it? What is this called? (What is it called?) This is a big forest, and there are all kinds of birds!

Little Shenyang: Still, there is still time to welcome the Olympics. Zhaotong City, Yunnan used 340,000 apples to spell out the Olympic China Seal, setting 7 world records; a traditional Chinese medicine doctor in Guangxi prepared to stick 2008 needles in the head to welcome Olympic Games?

Yu Yuexian: Okay, okay, don’t just talk about those Guinness records, what should we do about the Guinness records?

Little Shenyang: Okay, let me do it. Two Guinnesses, both with different characters? The one in Shanghai is called Guinness, which is the basic name, and the one in the UK is called Guinness, which means auspicious. Are they different?

Xiaoshenyang: To declare Guinness, the fee is 2,000 yuan, and the unit declares Guinness 30,000.

Zhao Benshan: Why, it costs 30,000 yuan to apply for Guinness? We still need money. We pay you Guinness for the big eggs laid by our own chickens. You don't give us money and you still ask us for money. How can you explain this? It's okay to drink 20 taels of wine, but you still need 30,000 or 2,000 yuan? What's the point of this? What do you think? We don’t want any money but we don’t want to get it. You still need 32,000 yuan? This, we can’t afford to declare this!

Yu Yuexian: True or false, you still need 30,000 or 2,000 yuan. Are you giving us 32,000 yuan? Don't make a mistake, Zaizai?

Liu Xiaoguang: That’s right, don’t get me wrong Zaizai? Don't, don't fool Qi, Uncle Qi?

Xiao Shenyang: What are you fooling around? See for yourselves. The individual declaration fee is 2,000, and the unit fee is 30,000. There are also free ones. In the UK, the British Guinness, they are free! They didn’t say who they were going to give the money to!

Zhao Benshan: No matter who he is, we won’t do anything if he asks for a penny! Anyway, we, we don’t want to come up with that name? We won’t do it for free in the UK!

Yu Yuexian: Why don’t you do it even if you don’t need money?

Zhao Benshan: Can you use your brain and think about it? It's so far away, who can afford it? Wouldn’t it cost money to go there? Who will buy our plane tickets? Right?

Liu Xiaoguang: Isn’t that right? England has gone, gone, and can't even speak. What should I do if I go?

Little Shenyang: Go ahead, go ahead, buy the photo, send it via e-mail, and report the size and weight of the egg. Then they will come and verify it. As long as everything here is true and not false! We also went to the UK. If we go to the UK by ourselves, I’m afraid the big eggs will turn into big roosters!

Yu Yuexian: Can you do it at home, just online?

Little Shenyang: What’s wrong? What can’t computers do now and where can’t they go? Just leave it at home and plant the land and harvest the vegetables... What's the point?

Zhao Benshan: Pull you down, don’t mention you collecting vegetables!

Liu Xiaoguang: Zai Zai! No, I didn’t expect that your son would be successful, right? Just leave Guinness at home? I, I finally figured out what Guinness and Guinness are! That is, as long as you are willing to spend money and burn money, any Guinness record can be broken? It depends on whether you want to break it, whether you dare to break it, and whether you are willing to spend the money!

Yu Yuexian: Lao Qi, you said that making a Guinness is like a candy blower. Isn’t it that simple?

Liu Xiaoguang: Isn’t that what it is? It's that simple! In that case, you, your uncle Qi, I am also getting some Guinness and Guinness from the UK. I am getting the British ones, but not the ones from Shanghai. I, Qi Shushu, I don’t have the money to spend the money. Go figure this out!

Zhao Benshan: Lao Qi, Lao Qi, you didn’t drink too much, did you? How many more Guinnesses do you want? What kind of Guinness are you getting? Go, go lay a dinosaur egg?

Liu Xiaoguang: You, please pull me down. Why did I lay dinosaur eggs? I’m not a fear of dinosaurs. Can I lay dinosaur eggs? Like this, like this, look, I'm going to break that one, the one setting off firecrackers, this one's best broken!

Yu Yuexian: Why is it broken? They hung the whip for more than an hour and spread it for more than 20 miles. How long is it?

Liu Xiaoguang: This is not easy to do. Really, I, I will buy more firecrackers, and I will put them all together. Don’t let him put one out for twenty miles. How many hours? I put it 100 miles away, 24 hours a day, and I can do it! How about it, Third Brother, this Ji Guinness is designated to be able to break through twenty miles of land?

Little Shenyang was unconvinced: If you can break it like this, I can break it too!

Zhao Benshan: What’s wrong with your kid? You’re out of your mind, aren’t you? Guinness, Guinness, what kind of Guinness can you get?

Little Shenyang: What should I do? I, I, when I get married, I will also make a big wedding dress. He makes 2162 meters, and I will make a full 3000 meters. It will surpass it. I will definitely break his record? When the time comes, I will ask everyone who came to drink the wedding wine to help the bride carry the wedding dress, even the wedding wine will be omitted?

Liu Xiaoguang: Is this child still damaged enough?

Yu Yuexian touched Zai Zai’s head: Zai Zai, Zai Zai doesn’t have a fever, right? What is broken? You can break anything, but not this one. Mom doesn’t have time to make you a wedding dress!

Liu Xiaoguang: There is another one that I can definitely break! I found a doctor who was good at acupuncture, and he only did 200 head acupunctures.

With 8 needles, I will directly insert an integer of 3,000 needles! With the shape of my head, I can definitely break this record!

Little Shenyang: I, I won’t argue with you!

Liu Xiaoguang: What’s wrong? Are you afraid?

Little Shenyang: Yes, yes Uncle Qi, I’m afraid my head will turn into a hornet’s nest! I would rather spend more money and make a 30-ton large mooncake. Do you think it can not break the record for large mooncakes?

Zhao Benshan: Stop, stop, stop, it’s not over yet for you two? Are you two crazy or something? A big egg's Guinness record, how did you both become so gay?

Liu Xiaoguang: No, not crazy. Who is crazy? In this way, I personally still have the best thing, I will finally create the fastest hip-hop hip-hop dance in the world. This, I am determined to be able to do it. I, my cramp street dance, It's much faster than the table in the United States, the table in Linna, but it's much faster?

Yu Yuexian: Lao Qi, I really haven’t seen you doing your cramps and street dancing.

Little Shenyang: Uncle Qi, if you can really set a Guinness World Record for hip-hop dancing, then I can also set a good one!

Zhao Benshan: Hehe, hehe, Guinness, Guinness, it’s all caused by the big egg! Lao Qi, stop talking nonsense and drink quickly! The dishes are cold!

Liu Xiaoguang took a sip: Don’t panic, Zaizai, you, what Guinness record do you think you can get, can you tell Uncle Qi?

Little Shenyang: I, I, I will make a super invincible dolphin sound record? This doesn’t cost anything, just ask for it!

Zhao Benshan: One or two, I don’t know who they are deceiving? Are you still excited? I don’t even know how high the sky is and how thick the earth is? In this way, you two, don't use all the bells and whistles! Don't just talk but don't practice. If you really want to get Guinness, you have to be like our big chicken, first lay a big egg and then get it. That's how it works!

Yu Yuexian: That’s right! Lao Qi, come on, come on, let’s open our eyes first, let’s do some hip-hop dancing.

Liu Xiaoguang: Just open your eyes, just open your eyes, as if I am bragging! (Crazy hip-hop dance)

Zhao Benshan, Yu Yuexian, and Xiao Shenyang smiled as they watched Liu Xiaoguang perform his very funny hip-hop dance.

Yu Yuexian: Oh my god, stop, stop, stop, make me laugh to death, no, I didn’t expect Lao Qi to have these two moments.

Liu Xiaoguang: How about it, third brother and third sister-in-law, is my cramped street dance enough, is it enough, is it individual and individual enough? Originally, have you ever seen anyone faster than my seventh child? (He kept breathing heavily)

Zhao Benshan blinked: Lao Qi, Lao Qi, how much younger am I than Third Brother? It was so fast and so crazy that my eyes were dazzled!

Liu Xiaoguang made a gesture: Zaizai, it’s yours, hurry up and let us listen to your super invincible dolphin sound?

Little Shenyang: Just come, who lied to you? (Clears his throat and makes a shocking dolphin sound)

Zhao Benshan covered his ears and pulled Yu Yuexian and Liu Xiaoguang out of the room: Oh my god, what kind of sound is this? It’s hard to live. It’s an alien. Is a human flying saucer coming or something?

Little Shenyang: No, it’s not a flying saucer. Where are the flying saucers? It’s the super invincible dolphin sound——(Chase...)