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Captain's joke

Allen became a giant, saved everyone, but was tried by the military police. Li Sanhe Amin had to tell the fact that Allen had become a giant as a witness. Will Alan be taken away by the gendarmerie? At the critical moment of the trial, soldier Levell stepped forward, came to the bound Allen and punched and kicked Allen. (Actually, it's a dead kick)

"Pain is the best way to learn the rules. What you need now is not a verbal lesson, but a physical pain. "

At the same time, the head of the investigation team also explained the advantages and disadvantages to the "judge", and finally saved Allen.

The soldier took Allen back to the investigation team, and there was a slight fluctuation in his eyes. Allen, do you hate me?

Allen show incredible expression, "how? You are my favorite captain. I know you are good for me, thank you. "

The soldier took out half a tooth from his pocket near his chest. "Allen, this is your tooth that I just knocked out. I accepted. "

Allen heard the captain's words, paused, blushed unnaturally and bowed his head. "I can give you everything, as long as you want."

"Don't worry, anyway, I am your guardian now, and I will get it back from you with interest in the future." A captain with a dead fish eye seldom corners his mouth.

"Captain, it turns out that the shanzhai of the investigation corps is so luxurious and strong." Allen looked at the castle in front of him, very surprised.

The soldier gave Allen a malicious look. "Well, don't be too tired when cleaning. You are in charge of the third floor, where my bedroom is. "

"Hey, can this little thing beat me?" Allen began to clean.

After a while, Allen came to the captain. "After cleaning, how? Let's act quickly. "

The soldier gave Allen a suspicious look, went to his bedroom, took one look, and two black lines appeared overhead.

"Allen, clean it again until I am satisfied."

"This soldier, already very clean, you have to be so neat. Nervous 160! "

At this time, the veins stood out on the captain's forehead. "Allen, sleep in the basement at night."

Allen instantly faded, but all of a sudden, his eyes turned as if he had a brilliant idea, and his mouth couldn't help rising.

Allen came to the commander, who was standing by the window against the wall. Allen grabbed the soldier's arm with his right hand and held the wall with his left hand, making a magnificent blow.

"Captain, it's a long night, and it's hard to avoid loneliness. The captain has the heart to let me keep the empty bed alone? " Allen spoke with bitterness.

The soldier turned around, changed from passive to active, and held Allen in his arms. "In that case, why don't you come and warm my bed at night?"

Allen reached out and patted the captain's face. "Hey, the captain was silly by the giant. This is not normal. Do you want to call a doctor? "

The soldier's hand became a fist and he was still shaking. He gritted his teeth and said something that made Allen shudder. "Han Ji likes to study giants like you. Let her study you well. "

Allen shuddered at the thought of Han Ji's terrorist tactics. ......

"Captain, have you seen the scarf beside my bed?" Allen ran to the captain's room.

I don't know. The soldier just glanced at Allen and continued to look out of the window.

"Well, forget it. I was going to give it to you for Christmas, but I knitted it myself for a long time and asked Krista for advice. " Allen said, and then secretly watched the captain.

A faint smile seemed to float in the soldier's eyes, but because of his face, he had to pretend to be indifferent and say, "Oh? Thank you. "

"But now it's gone, what should I do? Captain really didn't see it? What's in the cupboard by the captain's window? " Allen load, took out a leaking red scarf in the corner of the cabinet. Obviously, the owner was in a hurry and didn't have time to put it away.

The soldier looked at the scarf in Allen's hand and blushed rarely. He is always sharp and doesn't talk. Allen looked at him funny, without urging.

After a while, the captain said, "I thought you were going to give it to Li San." On that day, Li San told you that the scarf you gave her was broken, and you said you would give her another one. "

"Why did the soldier secretly take the scarf? Is he jealous? " Allen held back his laughter and made fun of the soldiers.

But the captain did not refute, but became serious and said, "Yes, I am jealous."

Allen also primly, "soldier, between you and me, no one else. We have agreed. "

The soldier looked Allen in the eye. "hmm."

Allen gently wrapped the scarf around the captain's neck. "Here you are, my captain."

This article is for entertainment only, and there are many omissions between the lines. I hope it can be successful.