Humorous jokes amuse girls?

1. The girl asked the boy, if I have no beauty, no figure, no temperament and no talent, will you still love me? The boy looked at the girl affectionately and said, "Even if you have nothing, I still love you very much!" " "The girl smile through tears. The boy went on to say, "but if you don't have breasts, of course I won't want you." "2. One day, the girl asked the boy: If I had no breasts, no buttocks and no long legs, would you still like me? Boy: No. Girl: What do you have? Boy: I have nothing. Girl: What else do you have? Boy: I'm sick. One day, the boy said to the girl, Guess how many sweets I have in my pocket. If I guess correctly, I will give you two! The girl guessed a lot and didn't get it right. Suddenly, the boy smiled and said, I have sugar, and there is no reward for guessing more than two!