Is there any funny one-liners?

1, I miss you so much in the morning that I can't eat; I miss you so much at noon that I can't eat. I miss you very much this afternoon, so I can't eat; I can't sleep at night because I'm so hungry.

2. Every day, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together and say emotionally, "I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!"

Dear, if a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my immortal brother. From then on, you will be carefree, because you are stupid!

I have two worries that I haven't confided to anyone. I will share them with you today, but you must promise not to tell anyone. They are the left ventricle and the right ventricle.

I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass by me, I will fall for you-I don't believe I can't stun you!

6. With you, I can't bear to lose a flower that has been picked and withered for a long time. It stopped raining for a long time and I didn't remember to collect my umbrella. I've been walking for a long time and I haven't come to an end. I thought for a long time before I said a word: lend me two dollars.

7. On that dark night, you turned into a beautiful woman, standing by the lawn of the railway station, looking at me with all kinds of amorous feelings ... Suddenly, I saw you turn around sideways, pull out your shoe brush, and shout at the sky, shine your shoes.