Do you have any funny jokes?

A machine on the street says "The machine is temporarily suspended due to arrears of electricity bills." I'm surprised that you also shut down the machine because of arrears of electricity bills? Aren't you very rich? Do you think what you are doing is like an ATM machine?

Did you find that the tone of these two lyrics is the same? . . The two dragons coiled around the house are the Yangtze River and the Yellow River~~~ VS the old man doesn’t expect his children to contribute much to the family~~~ I’m completely stunned, this is a secret that you have to be very bored to discover. . .

Little niece, how do you say banana in English? " "banana! "Where are the oranges?" "Orange!" "Where's Apple?" "iphone!" "". . . . What about the Big Apple? "ipad!" ”

Naruto’s father is the Fourth Hokage, and his mother is the Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki; Luffy’s father is the Pirate King, his grandfather is a pirate controller, and his brother is also a pirate; Kurosaki inherits the previous generation. Necromancer: Conan’s father is a famous writer and his mother is a famous movie star. What are you going to tell us about anime these days!

I was the invigilator for a level 4 exam. I was sitting on the podium and saw a boy below him sneaking around, writing with one hand on the top and moving the other hand below, and mumbling something. I thought to myself that this must be cheating, so I walked over. Look, TMD, this guy is holding a string of Buddhist beads in his hand...

When I was a child, I was always worried about what to do when I grew up and fell in love early. I struggled every day whether to be a good child or experience the sweetness of love. Now I think about the following - really tm I’m thinking too much!

Dear! Will I tell you that the “smell of earth after rain” is actually actinomycetes? Are they mites? Will I tell you that real roses are dozens of times more ugly than roses? Will I tell you that ramen actually looks like roundworms? Will I tell you that when you eat river mussels, you are actually eating someone else’s gonads? Will you tell me that studying biology is just for destroying your mood and appetite?

When my father saw an old man sitting at the wall and cried, he became angry. The girls here are too disrespectful. So filial! So he asked: "Master, who made you angry?" Tell your nephew, I will vent your anger for you! "I saw the old man wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes and sobbing: "My dad beat me..." At this time, an older man came out with a cane: "Don't ever enter the house again if you cry..."