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Chinese characters are really interesting handwritten newspaper contents
1. The Origin of Chinese Characters
Chinese characters have a long history and are one of the oldest writing systems in the world. The most ancient and complete Chinese characters we can see now are the oracle bone inscriptions of the Yin Ruins, which were used by people in the Shang Dynasty for more than 3,000 years. The production of Chinese characters should be much earlier than the oracle bone inscriptions. There have been many theories about the origin of Chinese characters in the past.
The most widely spread theory about the origin of Chinese characters is that Cangjie invented them. In ancient times, before writing was invented, knotted ropes were used to record events. One day, Cangjie asked his subordinates to go to the market to exchange one horse for two carts, but the subordinates couldn't figure out whether to exchange one horse for two carts or one cart for two horses. The result was full of mistakes, which made Cangjie very troubled. Cangjie used knots to write down many things that Huangdi asked him to do, but he became more and more confused. So Cangjie began to study how to turn pictures into words.
Cangjie scribbled on the sand every day, and gradually realized that pictures could be turned into words, and he was ecstatic about it. He gradually understood the six principles of forming Chinese characters from life, namely the "Six Books", and Cangjie kept making characters from then on.
One day, Huangdi summoned Cangjie and asked him to concentrate on making characters, so Cangjie became more active in making characters to benefit the public. This is the origin of the invention of writing by our ancestors.
2. Handwritten newspaper about Chinese characters: word puzzles
(1) Guess the answer to a word in the Spring of Bagua Mountain: root.
(2) Guess one word for the water connected by the octagonal building. The answer is: Song.
(3) Bajie was furious and guessed the one-word answer: helium.
(4) Bajie Walker follows the elder and guesses the answer: lion.
(5) Guess one word and the answer is: Miscellaneous.
(6) Guess one word and the answer is: Miscellaneous.
3. Typo jokes
(1) Bad ancestors and bad ancestors
One day, Xiao Wu visited Xiao Chen’s house and happened to meet Xiao Chen because his son I got angry when I made a typo in my copybook. So Xiao Wu hurried to persuade Xiao Chen: "It is inevitable for children to make typos, so why are you so angry?" Xiao Chen told Xiao Wu: "He always writes ancestors and ancestors as bad ancestors and bad ancestors. Do you think I am angry?
(2) Xie is written as drink
A certain student likes to write typos and always writes Xie as drink.
He has a diary. He wrote, "The squad leader ordered us to carry the manure, and everyone worked very hard. No one dared to drink. Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the squad leader’s back.
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