A few jokes!

Bathing is a blessing to the ass and a pain to the head; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass, but listening to you is a pain on the head and a pain on the ass.

When I was a child, my family was poor and I had no money to buy a bike. I had to take a taxi to school every day. When I was in junior high school, because my grades were too outstanding, the school leaders made me study for two more years. After graduating from junior high school, the high school principal thought I had a future and overcharged me by 30 thousand. In the third year of senior high school, the class teacher thought I had the ability to survive independently and dropped out of school.

Two college students are chatting in a bar. What do you do? B: Writing. "What to write? Where to vote? B: Write a letter-ask for money from home!

Is it easy for men? Men eat out to save money for their families, play cards outside to save electricity for their families, sauna outside to save water for their families, and sleep outside to give birth control to their families! In a word, people are trying to build a conservation-oriented society …

Trade classmate B for a bigger apple, but I didn't expect there to be a bug as big as J * B in it …

Comrade policeman, what will you do if I drive too fast? ... people who play go just love to rob.

Bush: The prime minister of a country has two sides, three knives and four limbs, and his voice is not perfect. Worship ghosts six times, and people on seven continents spit on them. They think he is aggressive in all directions, but he is actually a ninth-rate thing. He is an out-and-out running dog!

Koizumi: Ten years, nine wars and eight defeats, the president is creepy and the whole people are excited, but he wants to have three presidents at home and fight two wars, but he still can't catch a bin Laden!

I have degenerated, and I can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer …

A talented consultant, a handsome lover, a well-paid husband, a family-oriented husband, a romantic one-night stand, a reliable confidant and a father with high IQ.

Beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy and lovely virgin, like a ghost, men are talking about it, but no one has seen it with their own eyes …