What is the coldest joke in the world? Come on, everybody, 3Q.

23. A snake bit himself and said when he died: I am a poisonous snake ... 24. One day, a pair of penguin brothers got bored and began to pluck their hair. When you're done, say, "It's so cold!" He sent an e-mail to the polar bear living in the North Pole. He said: it will be very cold if you pull out all your hair! The polar bear listened with a grain of salt, and he also pulled out all his hair. The result was "so cold!" He also sent e-mails to lions living in Africa. He also told the lion: If you pull out all the hair, you will be very cold! Lions in Africa didn't believe it at first. He said I would never be cold! He pulled out all his hair and said, "It's so cold! "Hearing this, the bird in the tree thought: I feel very hot now. Does it really get cold when pulling out your hair? ! So he pulled out all his hair, and he said, "That's cool! "I'm going out to fly, look! After he flew out, he touched it and it died ~ ~! How can birds fly without feathers? ! Haha ~~ 25. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana in front suddenly feels so hot. He said, it's too hot. I'm going to take off my clothes. As a result, he skinned it. As a result, the banana behind me fell off ... 26. I had a headache that day and groaned on my desk: "My headache is going to explode ~ ~" My deskmate Xiaoli was very concerned about me. Then she was blown up. 27. One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by wolves. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up. Whatever. At this moment, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is. Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. . 29. The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns? "Boss:" Oh, sorry, not that much. " "I see. . 。” The little white rabbit left in frustration. The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have one hundred steamed buns? "Boss:" Sorry, I haven't. "I see. . 。” The little white rabbit left in frustration again. On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have one hundred steamed buns? "The boss said happily," Yes, yes, we have one hundred steamed buns today! ! "The little white rabbit took out the money:" Great, I'll buy two! ""30. One day, a bird flew from Kaohsiung to Taipei 1 hour. But it took 2 hours to get back! Why? Because it is raining! So cover the rain with one hand and fly 3 1 with the other. A farmer went hunting with a horse and a dog up the mountain. He walked all day without catching it, but the farmer kept walking. Suddenly the horse said; "I've been walking all day. Do you want to kill me? " The farmer and the hounds ran away in fear. They ran under a tree. The hound patted its chest and said, "I was scared to death." Horses can talk. " As a result, the farmer was scared to death. 32. One day, Zorro went to see his mistress. The hostess asked Zorro, "What should I do when my husband comes back?" Zorro said, "It's okay. If your husband comes back, I will jump out of the window and my horse will pick me up below. " If you hear three knocks at the door, my husband will come back. Zorro said: I see. After a while, it rained. Suddenly there were three knocks at the door: knock, knock, knock. If it's too late, it will be soon. Zorro jumped out of bed and suddenly jumped out of the window. When the hostess saw Zorro leaving, she went to open the door. I saw a horse standing in front of the door and said to her, "Tell Zorro it's raining outside and I'll wait for him in the corridor." 33. A passenger plane was flying when it was suddenly hit by a small airflow. The passengers panicked and thought that the end of the world was coming. A beautiful young girl stood up and got up the courage to say to everyone, "Dear male passengers, who can let me try to be a woman before I die?" As soon as the voice fell, a man in the back seat stood up and said, "I'll do it!" " "Say that finish, the young man took off his T-shirt, revealing a strong muscle. The young girl looked at the handsome man shyly and admiringly, imagining his next move. I saw the young man throw the T-shirt to the girl and said, "Iron it! " !" Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. . 35. A zoologist went on an expedition to the South Pole. He asked a penguin, "What do you do every day?" ; Penguin said, "I do three things every day, the first is to eat, the second is to sleep, and the third is to kiss." He asked 99 penguins in a row, and they all said so. Finally, he asked the hundredth penguin, and the penguin said, "I do two things, the first is to eat, and the second is to sleep." The zoologist asked, "they all play kissing, why don't you play?" "Penguin said" ... because I am kissT_T! ! "36. Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won? A: Rabbit ~ ~ Q: Wrong ~! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. It runs fast. Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will pull this time? A: Mm-hmm. Rabbit bar q: wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It was the tortoise that ran very fast just now. In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune. Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music? "Xiaohua:" Yes "Xiaoming:" Do you know what the teacher is playing? " Xiaohua: "Piano. "38. A pair of corn fell in love, so they decided to get married. On the wedding day, one corn can't find another. Corn asked the popcorn beside him: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: Yuck, I don't even know people who perm their hair. 39. Xiao said to Xiao B: Dig the plug ... it's raining outside! ! Do you see it? Xiao B is very excited: Yes, I saw it. What about you? 40. An old woman went on a blind date. She asked the man opposite, "Do you have a Buick?" The man said, "well, I didn't!" " The woman asked again, "Do you have three rooms and two halls?" He replied helplessly, "Me neither!" The woman said, "Hum, do you dare to come over and have a blind date with me under such conditions? ！” With that, she left without looking back. When she walked to the door, she heard the man say ~ ~: "Do I have to change the BMW to Buick and the villa to three rooms and two halls?" "4 1. Ducks and crabs rushed to the finish line together, and it was a close call. The referee said, "A pair of scissors and paper! "Duck is angry: shit, set me up? As soon as it comes out, it's cloth. He always scissors! 42. One day, a big grape and a small grape were walking on the road. The big grape suddenly said to the small grape, can I crush you? Small grapes say: good! As a result, the small grapes were crushed to death. 43. Two gangsters were lying in wait, trying to plot against someone, but they never saw him. One of them was anxious and said, "What's the matter? He hasn't come yet, I hope nothing will happen to him! "44. Question 1: Who fired the first shot during the Huanghuagang uprising? (1) Huang Xing (2) Song (3) (4) Question 2: Who fired the second shot during the Huanghuagang Uprising? (1) Huang Xing (2) Song (3) (4) Question 3: Who fired the third shot during the Huanghuagang Uprising? (a) Huang Xing (b) Song (c)(d) The answers to these three questions are (a) because there is a sentence in the textbook of Education Publishing House: "Huang Xing fired three shots into the sky, which opened the prelude to the Huanghuagang Uprising! "45. There is a student in HKUST University who will graduate soon. He still has no job or girlfriend. So I went to tell my fortune. "Ah, you will be poor to forty years old ..." The student's eyes lit up and he thought there would be a turn for the better, so he asked, "Then what?" "Then you will get used to this kind of life ..." 46. I called 1860 to ask how to pay the phone bill. A: Sorry, your phone is out of service. Please contact 1860 for details. 47. One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?" "48. One day, the animals smelled an unpleasant smell in front of Guan Gong Temple. The snake said, "I am too young to fart so smelly." It must be a cow. "The cow said," I don't fart so smelly when I eat grass. " The pig said, "People who fart will blush." Guan Yu suddenly rushed out, drove the pig away and said, "How many times have I told you, I was born blushing. "49. Teacher:" You finally came! Why didn't you come to class yesterday? Student: "Because .. Because, my mother fell down the stairs .." Teacher: "Oh! I see. Mom was hurt, so you didn't come. Student: "No, my father is hurt." .. "Teacher:" Why did your mother fall down the stairs and your father get hurt? Student: "Because .. my father has a woman outside .." Teacher: "What? .. what does this have to do with your mother falling down the stairs? Student: "Because they are fighting." .. my mother fell, it's okay. My father was injured by my mother. Teacher: "Oh." .. so you didn't come to class because you took dad to the hospital? "Student:" No, the woman outside sent my dad. "Teacher:" Then why didn't you come to class? Student: "Because I overslept." .. "Teacher:" What does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs! ? Student: "No, I ... I just mentioned by the way ..."