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You are so lucky. I heard this joke two years ago:

An alien came to the earth and saw an old man buying pears. He went over and held out two hands and made a gesture. The old man thought it would cost two yuan to sell a few catties of pears, thinking that he would go home anyway, so he sold it cheaply. He held out his hand and made a gesture of four. The alien held out a gesture of raising a gun, and the old man responded with a gesture pointing down. After a while, the old man came home and said to his wife, "Today, I met an alien. He said two dollars for a few Jin of pears, and I said he hit me with a pistol. I said I despised him. "

The alien came home and said to his wife, "Oh, no, people on earth have suffered a lot. I said I killed two people, he said he killed four people, I said I died under a gun, and he said he died of his thumb! " "