"There are so many two-part allegorical sayings in Guizhou that even Zunyi people don't know them," I joked.

1, seriously ill and not eating-waiting for death

2. Boil the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.

3. Crazy girl telling jokes-Xixi Haha

Invite a wolf to be a guest-I have no patience.

The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other.

6. A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a lecherous.

The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.

8, please sister-in-law company-uneasy and kind.

9. Poor widows go to the market-no one wants money, no money.

10, the mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)

1 1, Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.

12, sedan chair flower watched the play-poor and happy.

13, the sedan chair took an abacus-poor calculation

14, heifer menstruation-blood cow pen

15, Shi-si who dreams of marrying.

16, dreaming of my wife-I want to be eccentric.

17, dreaming and jumping into the well-a false alarm; Shivaas

18, dreaming about Xu-I want to be eccentric.

19, clay figurine craft-pinch (pinch) hands (pinch) feet

20. Selling sesame cakes and dumplings-all-rounder.

2 1, magistrate of a county lost his seal-confused officer

22, brick mold, knife sheath-frame set.

23, selling iron-throwing caution to the wind

24, banana fruit-one heart

25, juggling colorful handkerchiefs-don't hide.

26. The juggler covers it with a piece of cloth-a mask

27. Baoyu and Xiangyun cried for Jia Mu, each with his own tears.

28. Insects in the corn stalk-special (drilling) heart

29. Corn flour makes Yuan Xiao difficult to knead.

30. Bitch to see Fujian off-insincere.

3 1, discouraged suona-see how you play.

32. Crouching tiger, hidden dragon-harm others and harm yourself.

33. Hide it in the quilt-you can write (smell) and type (cover).

Put it under the quilt-keep it for yourself.

35. Covering the table with sheets is very big.

36, robes to sweaters-more than enough.

37. Pick peony flowers in a hospital bed-when you die, you long for flowers.

38. Don't eat when you are seriously ill-wait for death

39. Peeling onions and mashing garlic-a trivial matter

40, peeling trees-not long

4 1, skinned toad-heart never dies

42, skinned cuttlefish belly-a pair of black hearts

43. The queen fell in the rain-Feng (Feng) was well-fed (soaked to the skin).

44, crazy old man to see the play-Feng (crazy) closed (the first part) in sight.

45. Festival booths-colorful

46, under the tortoise-bastard

47. The tortoise climbed the tree-the son of a bitch buttered up Gao Zhier.

48. Wu Dalang sells sauerkraut-from the tortoise.

49,1234567-Wang (forgot) 8

50, hanging keys on the bridge of the nose-opening

5 1, building towards Huangnigang-cut to the chase

52. Hang the key on the wall-be honest (in the city)

53, eat canned meat without a knife-you can't open your mouth.

54, Chu Qinglu sun-through the clouds to see the sun.

55. Tang Wang visited the underworld-open the back door.

56, turtle anatomy-open (shell)

57, watermelon skin palm-escape

58, inlaid with gold teeth-open your mouth to show off.

59. A little boy is walking a tightrope-just kidding.

60. Hang the key in your heart-happiness

Cherry blossoms in June1and March-have already opened.

62, drying the gourd-opened the door.

63. The rusty lock won't open.

64. White-necked old woman-opening her mouth is a curse

65. Bao's notice-honesty

66, eyebrows hanging keys-open your eyes

67. Put the key on your head-it was difficult at first.

68. King Pangu played with an axe-creating the world.

69. Earthworms eat dirt-just open your mouth.

70, three colors-can't open the dyeing room.

7 1, the old monk pulls potatoes and roast beef-Kaiyang meat

72. Hunters shoot birds-turn a blind eye.

73, willow flowers-flowering without fruit

74. It's the spring breeze-it's starting to freeze.

75, full of gold teeth-opening is a lie (yellow)

76. Put the iron horse behind the car-drive backwards.

77. Drive the duck to the shelf-just kidding.

78, Huanghua girls and children-laugh

79, the old way to eat meat-quit.

80, sleeves pull the huqin-you can't open the bow.

8 1, post office opens letter-Kaifeng

82. Bean sprouts on the plate-can't blossom and bear fruit.

There are two flowers on the top of the dunghill-they are misplaced.

84. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl-the husband sings with the woman.

85. The Lower Bound of Wenquxing-Genius

86. The fire destroyed the icehouse-it was fate.

87. Horizon-A Different World

88. The thermometer drops every day in winter.

89, the wind blows corn-hype

90. Bald men become monks-they are born with such a piece of material.

9 1, tractors chasing rockets-it's a world of difference.

92. Put a notice on the roof-God knows.

93. I want to eat spinach and sell lotus roots-wishful thinking.

94. It is a strange thing that the sun rises and the mountains and rivers flow backwards.

95. Kill all crows-it's still light.

96. the Monkey King crossed the flaming mountain-I am not afraid of catastrophe.

97. It snows in midair-hype.

98. Feed animals with straw, a natural coarse grain.

99, the god of wealth calls the door-a great good thing.

100, you don't have to talk when selling cream-you are born with a cover.

10 1, the sky is full of clouds-everyone knows.

102, the cat calls the tiger to climb the tree-an anecdote in the world

103, Muyuzi was beaten-every day.

104, golden rooster with phoenix-a natural couple

105, the pig raised in the pen-natural born killers

106, Toads have no hair-they are natural seeds.

107, tripterygium wilfordii hiding in the land temple-god knows.

108, Leipo talks with the Dragon King-Finding a bosom friend at the ends of the earth.

109, chopsticks in the restaurant-eating meat and fish every day means getting fat.

1 10, monks ring the bell-every day.

1 1 1. Beggars fight for fire-heaven belongs to others.

1 12, Yang Erlang's Three Eyes-A Chinese Odyssey

1 13, Work on Printing Plate-Every Day

1 14, cooking in the rain-the smell of the sky

1 15, the jade emperor matchmaking-a match made in heaven

1 16, the jade emperor flips-upside down.

The Jade Emperor gave Mi Zhu a big favor.

1 18, the wedding of the jade emperor-this is a big event.

1 19, the jade emperor is worried about horses-a big joke.

120, mice live well in the cloud (consumption)

12 1, put the steamer in the cloud-naive (steaming)

122, standing in the clouds and looking up-there are days ahead.

123, open your mouth and fall into a roast duck-a godsend

124, dog urine moss halogen-born not a good mushroom

125, walking at the top of the tower-there is no way out.

126, eunuchs marry-helpless?

127, the eunuch went to practice-no second thoughts.

128, Tengu eats the sun-there is no way to eat it.

129, vertical bamboo poles in the courtyard-helpless

130, the whole can be drilled seamlessly.

13 1, the hammer hit the rubber-there was no sound.

132, baldy holding an umbrella-can't (send) lawlessness.

133, the earth temple prayed to God-no one said anything.

134, runaway wild horse-unrestrained

135, Wang Baochuan lives in a cave-it's okay (room)

136, Wei Tuo plays sword-no owner (pestle)

137, mosquitoes bite eggs-everywhere.

138, mosquitoes bite horns-it doesn't help.

139, mosquito bites iron cow-nowhere to talk.

140, growing vegetables on the roof-no chance (garden)

14 1, May Huangmeitian-heartless (sunny)

142, picking up dung on the stage-looking for trouble (shit)

143, corrupt elements as accountants-a muddled account

144, catch turtles in a jar-not one can climb off.

145, Tang abhors chanting Buddha-the true scriptures.

146. There is a fence in the hall-one family is divided into two.

147, beggar marries playboy-a pair of paupers.

148, refined pure gold-unchanged

149, the burden of shaving-fever

150, the barber catches lice-kill two birds with one stone

15 1. There is a chessboard on the ceiling-there is nothing.

152, the meteor in the sky-it's gone now.

153, a kite in the sky-a thread is in someone's hand.

154, crows in the world are generally black.

155, the cock made of iron-broke.

156, Tie Guai Li went to the west-running and traveling.

157, the blacksmith went into the porcelain shop-he accidentally lost his job.

158, a bat with chicken feathers-what kind of bird are you?

159, flies gather honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)

160, the water in the teapot-get out

16 1, fire bamboo forest-bachelor

162, March of cooks-take the fall for others

163, from Henan to Hunan-more difficult.

164, full belly straw bag

165, the tailor didn't take a ruler-deliberately didn't measure (good)

166, "Hundred Family Names" removes Zhao-the beginning is money.

167, drinking water through your nostrils-it's terrible.

168, car accident-taking advantage of people's danger

169, leg cramp in singing opera-unable to get off the stage

170, powder into the coffin-respectable

17 1. Doctors sell coffins-money is needed for birth, illness and death.

172, dirty. His mother cried very dirty-very dirty.

173, notice posted on the roof-~ God knows.

174, one ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs.

175, 2 1 day without chickens-bad guys

176, 500 yuan twice -250

177, go away

178, the stone in the henhouse-bastard

179, the old fat pig was slaughtered with a knife-goods

180, there is a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

18 1.

182, eating powder and arranging flowers-~ shameless!

183, poetry in the toilet-smelly scholar

184, playing lanterns in the toilet-shit (dying)

185, dogs bite beggars-animals deceive people.

186, dogs bite shadows-not people.

187, camels give birth to donkeys-a strange species

188, planting without emergence-bad species

189, looking at clothes and acting-a dog looks at people.

190, blacksmith shop materials-beaten goods

19 1, robbers draw images-just your thief shape.

192, happy horse racing on the wall-an animal that doesn't look back

193, blind people play the piano-nonsense

194, lipstick-pure (lip)

195, Brother Chun knocks at the door-Silly (Chun) is at home.

196, airbag-pretending to be crazy (wind)

197, Song Jiang's strategist-useless (Wu Yong)

198, the old woman went to the henhouse-idiot (running for eggs)

199, straw hat throwing rod-be careful (stay rope)

200, my brother is not at home-come on (sister-in-law)

20 1, the rain hits Huangmei's head-unlucky (falling plum)

202, half two cotton-no talking (no bullets)

203, baldy umbrella-lawlessness (hairless lawlessness)

204, dwarf transition-peace of mind (submerged heart)

205, horse shop to buy pigs-no such thing (no such thing in the city)