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Poems about eating loach
In the 1970s and 1980s, my hometown had three plots of land divided by production teams. There is a puddle in front of each plot. Mud in the ditch is ankle deep, and loach often hides in it. Before sunrise, my mother came to the stream with her elder sister and second sister, and used the traditional waterwheel in southern Fujian to "car" the water into the puddle.
From the "car" water to my private plot, the puddle is more than one kilometer long and three to five hundred meters short. Three women stepped on the "drum bud" of the waterwheel, stepping on none of the stars in the sky, and a spoonful of water filled the whole puddle.
Then, they take turns to scoop the water into the reservation. The rice fields that have been basked in the sun for a few days will turn green immediately.
My mother told me that the best time to catch loach is noon. "Because at this time, the water in the puddle was drained, the mud was dried, and the loach was too hot to stand. They will drill deep into the mud, and then there will be round holes in the mud, and loaches will be hidden here. "
At this time, the mother picked up the "card boy" (that is, the fish basket) placed in the field head and carried it obliquely. She rolled up her trouser legs, stepped into the mud in the ditch, bent down, carefully identified the round hole in the soil and judged that there was a loach. She arched her hands into an arc, put her fingers on both sides of the round hole, and suddenly emerged from the mud, and a loach was caught out. Squeeze it with your left hand, open the cloth plug of Kazai with your right hand, put the loach on Kazai's back, and then cover the plug.
If it's repeated. Generally speaking, my mother's judgment is very accurate, and nine times out of ten, I will be lucky to catch eels occasionally.
For about an hour, the "card boy" behind my mother was full of loaches. She hasn't moved a ditch yet, but she's not greedy. She packed her tools and said in a high voice, "Son, is our class going back to Korea?" ! "At this point, in my eyes, my mother was carrying a hoe on her back and walking home in the hot sun, no less than Jose's victory mounted police.
Someone saw that she caught so many loaches that she always wanted to catch them. Strangely, there are always a few loaches caught by others, and my mother is not afraid of being caught by others. Every two or three days, she can take home a full "card" loach.
Mother can not only catch loach, but also cook loach. She washed the loach, cut the intestines one by one, and then washed them; Pick one or two onions and four or five red peppers from the vegetable field in front of the house, add lobster sauce and braise in soy sauce.
Cooked, uncovered, yellow loach, onion leaves, red peppers, fragrant, colorful, and before chopsticks were moved, our children's saliva flowed out first. At dinner time in the evening, the children next door are still eating pickles with porridge. We deliberately use loach to show off our jobs. There are always two or three dogs around to grab some fishbones.
The most amazing thing is that my mother can cook several different dishes with loach. Mother always fried the endless loach into golden brown, then dried it in the sun and then sealed it and hid it.
In addition to braised loach, mother will also add dried loach with white radish. If she happens to meet her father's salary, she will buy a squid and shred it, and stew a radish loach soup (we named it Dragon Crossing the River), which is delicious, beautiful and sweet. Mother will also cut tofu into strips, fry it in oil pan until golden brown, and mix it with dried loach. In the moonlight of Mid-Autumn Festival, it looks more crisp and yellow, so you can't tell which is dried bean curd and which is dried loach. Mom will also cook a loach salty rice, which is very appetizing. Catching loach was just a childhood game, but the silhouette of my mother catching loach in the scorching sun has always been a mural of my spiritual home, which will not fade even if it rains or blows.
There were many interesting things about catching loach when I was a child. Among them, the memory of catching loach is vivid.
It was that busy afternoon that our family finished planting peanuts. I went to a nearby ditch to wash my hands, only to find that the corner of the ditch was wide, and a big buffalo was lying there, flapping its tail and splashing water and mud on itself.
I'm a little angry, it makes the water dirty; Just trying to drive it away, I suddenly found some small bubbles in the mud next to it. "Hey, there may be loach!" My intuition has told me from my experience of catching small fish many times.
Hearing my loud cry, all my brothers came running. "Eldest brother, let's go down and catch some!" Little brother looks a little surprised.
We three brothers just looked at our mother and waited for her answer. Mom smiled. "You funny little guys are always trying to have fun."
With that, mother pushed the buffalo aside. Watching the buffalo hiss, I thought: it may have lost its temper.
In fact, my mother is a little childish, and she is the first to go into the ditch. She rolled up her pants and told us to roll up our pants and get down quickly.
I was prepared, so as soon as I went, I seized the opportunity and caught five or six loaches. "How did you catch the loach so quickly?" Mom seems a little surprised.
My two younger brothers also looked at me curiously. I smiled.
"Ha ha, I have long been optimistic about where there is loach; Maybe cows disturb their activities, so I have determined where there is loach. " My brothers looked at me and stared at the loach.
"Elder brother, you want to teach me, how to find loach! I also want to catch more. " I'm a little proud.
"Well, look, look, I'll raise my hand first." Said, and caught a loach from the mud.
"How do you know where there is loach? Don't take care of yourself! " Little brother has a small mouth.
Mother smiled at me. Brother quickly turned his ear to his side.
I said happily, "Well, look at the bubbles first, and then see where the mud moves slightly, and see if their whiskers are exposed on the mud surface." "ah? You can even see the beard of loach? " Big brother is a little incredulous.
I was a little anxious, and I was busy demonstrating while explaining. Eldest brother soon got the hang of it after he got down from the ditch.
My little brother pulled me with his dirty little hands. "Eldest brother, you insist on teaching me to the end" "No, younger brother, you are interested.
It would be fun to teach you. "My mother looked at me and squinted and said," It seems that you really learned to do your work quickly. I can't blame you for growing peanuts.
2. Poems about girls like to eat fish: Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, and mandarin fish are fat and peach blossoms.
-Zhang Song He Zhi's "Fisherman's Song" actually said that the taste of the family is beautiful, and the rice fragrance is behind the carp fat. -Zhu Qingfeng Xiang's "Idle Village" came from afar and left me a pair of carp.
-Han Anonymous "Drinking Horses in the Great Wall Cave" One night, the tide was full and the bass entered the pool at dawn. -Yuan Songxi "This is the way it is" A person crossing the river loves the beauty of bass.
You see a boat, going in and out in the storm. Lotus can be picked in the south of the Yangtze River, with lotus leaves in the lotus, lotus leaves in the east, lotus leaves in the south, lotus leaves in the west, lotus leaves in the north and lotus leaves in the middle. Egrets fly in front of the West Hanshan Mountain, peach blossoms flow, mandarin fish fat, green bamboo shoots, oblique wind and drizzle, and you don't have to return to the lake here in August, which is in the same strain as heaven.
Ozawa's water vapor transpiration on the cloud soil is white, and the waves seem to shake the whole Yueyang. I'm going to cross the water to find a boat and paddle. It's a shame to return home in the sacred age.
Sitting around watching other people's hard river fishing can only envy the fish caught in the fish. There are no more cars, and there is no trace of Xiayun.
Pear flower courtyard melts the moon, and the catkin pond has a faint wind. After a few days of loneliness and injury, there is a ban on smoking.
Fish books are posted, and water is far away and mountains are long. Xueyi Sprite, Fish Shadow Creek.
The blue mountains are reflected in the distance, and the night breeze in pear flower falls is a tree.
3. Proverbs and sayings about eating (1) porridge and rotten rice mixed with radish and potatoes will not hurt people if they are full. (2) Stir when eating porridge and run when walking. (3) Eat coarse grains and grow fast. (4) Eating whole grains does not make you sick. (5) Eating less is bad for the stomach. (6) Eat less and live to ninety-nine. (7) Old people are not injured. (9) Eating meat is not as good as eating fish soup (10), eating more noodles and drinking more soup, so as to avoid eating prescriptions (1 1) quickly, swallowing them in panic, hurting the stomach and learning (12). Take a detour when you see the disease (14). Walk a hundred paces after dinner. All diseases are safe (15). Listen to the sound (16), taste it before eating. Think ahead (17). Cold starts from the feet and disease enters from the mouth. You'll never hate mo. Being a thief and stealing melons (2 1) is to make people eat, work (22) take medicine and take care of themselves (23) people are not stupid if they suffer (24) eat Coptis chinensis, know its pain, (25) have enough to eat and wear, and never be poor for life (26).
4. The sentence at the end of the composition "Catch Loach" has many things that make me happy in my memory. One thing I remember vividly is catching loach with my friends.
When I was six years old, my good friend Xiaohong and I went home and saw many little loaches by the field. When my heart lit up, an idea came. I said to her, "Let's race to catch loaches and see who catches more loaches, shall we?" "Compare, who is afraid of who." She smiled and said, I rolled up my sleeves and said "go". I picked up the loach first, but it was too slippery and escaped from me. I looked at Xiaohong and saw her fishing for loach in a small bowl. Soon, she caught a little loach. I was a little unconvinced and followed her to pick up a small one. Dad said, "You can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient." I calmed down, picked up a small bowl and squatted on the ridge, waiting for the loach to come over. After a while, a fat loach swam towards me. I fished it in a small bowl and it happened that the fat loach fell into my bowl. I'm so excited, I'll show Xiaohong at once. There are still several in Xiaohong's bowl.
Looking at the sunset, my heart is full of joy, because I not only see the beauty of the sunset, but also understand a truth: be calm when things happen.
What a pleasant day!
5. The poem describing eating crabs is that the crab claws are golden liquid, the bad mountain is Penglai, and the platform beside the moon must be drunk. -Li Bai
If you don't go to Lushan Mountain, you will live up to your vision. -Su Shi
Crab Pond In the lake fields of Yan Qian, the frost is clear in October, and fragrant crabs are like tigers at the beginning of late rice. Grab more matches by trawling, and pick goods by the water. The vertical and horizontal claws are a foot long, showing an iron color condensed with lake light. Stone crabs have been eaten, which surprised me at first sight. Buyers hate yellow beards, and the compensation price of 10 yuan is still too small. Full of praise, rich taste, pointed navel is better than bulbous navel. Full of plates, cooking and piling up beautiful things, orange paste is delicious. When a bucket of rubies is full, a pair of pliers will give off a crisp fragrance. Sell mud-sealed wine on the shore, chew and pour frequently, and stop. The west wind is Zhang Han's dwelling place. Can you know that you are so rich? The loveliness of things is particularly disgusting, and they are stung by green flies. A heartless son is called a beauty, and the Buddha's decree forbids any mischief.
Pi Rixiu, who talks about crabs, is already famous before he swims across the sea. He has bones and is born of meat. Don't say it is heartless, even if it is afraid of lightning, the sea dragon king is also on the rampage.
Li, who can sing crabs, has cicada eyes and tortoise feet like spiders and has never faced anyone. Today, I am wandering around like a river and lake at a banquet.
Jia Baoyu prefers the shade of osmanthus to claws, throwing vinegar at Jiang Xing. The gluttonous prince and grandson should have wine, but the rampant son has no intestines. Cold accumulation between umbilicus forgets jealousy, and fingers are stained with fishy fragrance. Originally, there was a beautiful mouth and a beautiful belly in the world, and the fairy laughed all her life. Lin Daiyu's armor is long and she will never forget it until she dies. She likes to taste the color first. The chelated tender jade is full, with red grease protruding from the shell and fragrant. What a pity for you, who advised me to help you? During the festive season, fragrant chrysanthemum is frosty. Xue Baochai, Gui Ai, Tong Yin, sitting in mourning, Chang 'an looking forward to Chongyang. There is no latitude and longitude in the road ahead, and the skin is black and yellow in spring and autumn. Chrysanthemum should also be used when the wine is not fishy, and ginger must be used to prevent cold accumulation. What are the benefits of falling into the kettle today? Yuepu has surplus grain and millet fragrance.
The bad crab has forgotten his old friend for a long time, and his son is happy. Drunk to death, you will never regret it. It seems that you are heartless. The crab fat drools temporarily, and the wine is bright. -Lu you
6. The sentence 1. I found a sharp-tailed snail, but how to eat it? Chew, joke, I'm not a herring. It sucks, okay? So I craned my neck like Donald Duck and my lips ached, but the snail just wouldn't come out. Mom kept laughing. She picked up a snail, broke its tail with pliers and handed it to me. I picked up the snail and took a sip. With a poof, snail meat flew into my mouth. It's a little bitter, but it's a little sweet after chewing, a little sweet.
As soon as I entered the hot pot restaurant, I sat at the table, picked up chopsticks and put the hairy belly and duck intestines into the hot pot soup. After scalding for a minute or two, I ate them. It's really fragrant and crisp. I put loach and eel slices in the pot, then fished them out and put them in my mouth. Oh, it's so tender. I've also scalded soybean sprouts and Chinese cabbage, which taste hemp and spicy ... whatever dishes are scalded in soup, they taste great. Although the tongue is numb and trembling, sweating profusely, and the lips are burning, the more you eat, the more you want to eat, and the more you eat, the more you love to eat. It's really neither hemp nor spicy. I think it is very convenient to entertain guests with hot pot, especially in cold and humid winter. Friends and relatives eating and chatting around the hot pot must make people feel as if spring is coming.
3. Zhang Yuzhen walked around the room in frustration and saw some leftover tortillas on the cupboard, and he was eating with his back to his face.
Ma Fei ate all the pies quietly. Eat what's left for Corea and kill his parents. But Corea didn't notice that Ma Fei had swept away the patties, because he was deeply immersed in memories. Even if Ma Fei ate everything in the refrigerator, he might not find out.
The way they eat is also ridiculous, some are like rabbits, some are like cats or mice. There are chewing food, licking food with the tongue and sucking food with the mouth.
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