Who knows all the jokes about the ant and the elephant?

One day the elephant accidentally stepped on an ant nest, and the ants poured out one after another and climbed onto the elephant. The elephant shook its body and the ants fell off one after another. There was only one ant left on the elephant's neck. The ants underground shouted in unison: "Strangle it! strangle it!"

That day, a homeless ant happened to see an elephant on the road. The ant burrowed into the soil, and there was only one elephant. Only one leg is exposed. The little rabbit saw it and asked in confusion: "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said: "Shh! Don't make any noise, wait until I stumble! I almost strangled him to death last time"

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants lining up and hurrying away. When asked why, the ant replied: "Yesterday, an elephant tripped and fell to one of our brothers and was seriously injured. Let's donate blood to that girl." Not long after, , the rabbit saw that a large number of ants were back, and asked what was going on. One ant said: "Oh, just one elephant is suffering from ischemia. It is enough to keep one buddy with the same blood type."

No. Three days later, the rabbit came and asked the ant: Is that girl alive? Ant said helplessly: I took it back to his house for treatment. It was so heavy that my waist was bent. It was so unbearable that it fell!

After the elephant recovered from his illness, he sued Ant. The court ruled that Ant tripping over the elephant was malicious injury and he was jailed for six months. Ant was dissatisfied, "The maximum prison sentence for personal injury is two months, why did you sentence me to half a year?" The judge: "The personal injury crime was sentenced to two months, and tripping the elephant was racial discrimination, and an additional four months~~~"

< p>A few days later, the father of the injured elephant, Old Elephant, suddenly died, and everyone ran to see him. Found a female ant next to it. Just ask it how the elephant died. The female ant cried and said: I just told it that I was pregnant with its child and it~~~~~~

Ten months later, the female ant laid a bunch of eggs and hatched and hatched, and the result was A flock of ostriches hatched, damn! The old elephant died so unjustly~~~~~~

One day the rabbit suddenly saw the elephant hiding behind a tree and stretching one leg out. He asked: "What are you doing?" The elephant said: "Shh! Don't say anything. I'll wait for the son of the ant tortoise to come, so that I can mess with him and avenge my father." The rabbit just left the elephant when he heard the elephant There was a scream, so I ran back to take a look. On the way, I met an ant panting on the side of the road. Before the rabbit asked the ant, he listened to the ant himself: He wanted to trouble me, but fortunately I found out early. It stepped on my foot and broke it. Ha...ha...ha...! ! !

The elephant was sent back to the hospital again. Because the femoral artery was trampled, he lost more blood this time. A continuous transfusion of 80L was not enough. The blood bank was in crisis, and the only ant whose blood type matched the elephant’s was Already went on a publicly funded vacation to the Pacific after my last blood transfusion. The ants hurriedly sent a signal to this ant. Five minutes later, the only ant that matched the elephant's blood type came flying over, saying as he ran: "Finally arrived! Fortunately, I took Xin Gaizhong Gai, otherwise It couldn't fly across the Pacific Ocean, so the hospital took 200L of the ant's blood and gave it to the elephant, and took another 800L of blood for storage in the blood bank for future use.

Later, in order to repay the ant's life-saving grace, the elephant They pledged themselves to each other as a slave, sucking water from their noses to bathe the ants, and were also responsible for rubbing their backs. After a long period of getting along, they fell in love. >

The ant married the elephant and went to Hawaii for their honeymoon. In Hawaii, the ant and the elephant went swimming. The elephant took off his clothes and entered the water and began to swim happily. The ant was messy in the pile of clothes on the shore. Turn it over, and then shout to the elephant in the water: "Husband, husband! ! Come up here! Come up here! ! The elephant walked ashore and asked, "How to pull it?" Ant said: "It's okay, let me see if you are wearing my swimming trunks." ”

After marriage, they lived a happy life. But God’s will made people, and the good times did not last long! After two years of good times, the elephant unfortunately suffered from an incurable disease. The couple was suffering from pain every day. Although the couple sought medical treatment everywhere, the elephant's condition did not improve at all. The pain became worse day by day. The elephant was in pain and the ant was heartbroken, but there was nothing they could do.

After a period of time, watching the elephant being tortured by the disease day by day, the ant, after careful consideration, finally suppressed the heavy pain and mustered up the twelve points on a sunny morning. Courage said to the elephant: "Don't worry, I will spend my whole life burying you!" The elephant closed its eyes sweetly!

The ant kept his word and spent his whole life burying the elephant; when the last layer of soil was reinforced, the ant fell on the side of the elephant's grave! Their story comes to an end!

After their death, they all came to Yama Store. After drinking the ecstasy soup, the ant was reincarnated as an elephant, and the elephant was reincarnated as an ant.

The ant and the elephant got married and lived happily ever after. However, God’s will made things difficult for them, and the good times did not last long! Two years after the good days, the elephant unfortunately suffered from an incurable disease and suffered from pain every day. Although the couple sought medical treatment everywhere, the elephant's condition did not improve at all and the pain became worse and worse. One day, the elephant was in agony and the ant was heartbroken, but there was nothing Shan could do.

After a period of time, watching the elephant being tortured by the disease day by day, the ant, after careful consideration, finally said to the elephant early one morning: "You go, I will bury you!" "The elephant closed his eyes.

The ant kept his word and used his remaining savings to hire 100,000 ants and spent ten days burying the elephant; when the last layer of soil was consolidated, the ants patted the soil on their hands and said, dust, and said to an ant beside him: "Let's spend the rest of the days together, okay?"