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Personality signature of qq flying car color words

Many friends' net names are always the same, and they will be used for the rest of their lives once they are used, but their personal signatures are different. qq signatures can be changed at any time and randomly according to their moods. Perhaps this is why friends like to change qq signatures. Here, I have sorted out the colorful qq signatures for you, so as to change your personal signatures with feelings.

a selection of personalized signatures with colorful characters on p>qq

1) I am not a descendant of rich people! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

2) Who do you think you are? The bottle covered on the kerosene lamp thinks you are a light bulb.

3) Give me a car accident, either amnesia or death, or cross

4) Everyone loves you, flowers bloom, and the coffin opens when you see it.

5) Why is there such a big gap between the prince and the son? That's the difference.

6) Lalala, Leng Qixia is a little stupid pig. Everyone comes to see her.

7) Time flies and we have to admit that we are getting old

8) The bright and lonely shadows in the night sky are lengthened

9) Don't be too kind to me. I can't tell whether you are love or friendship.

1) You look like a joke and live like nonsense.

1) I'm most likely to have a heart attack at the moment when the results are announced.

2) It only takes a group of bad friends to ruin your cold talk.

3) It's been a week, and there's not even one in my class that can cheer me up.

5) I can think of the most romantic thing, that is, the son you gave birth to with her is particularly like me.

6) We exposed each other's pain, removed our atria and approached each other.

7) Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie can actually be used interchangeably, and the practical effect is the same.

8) People who like you want your present. People who love you will give you the future.

9) If one day I am killed by you, I will not let you go as a ghost.

1) It is a popular world to leave, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

11) If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather make mistakes again and again.

12) The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but actually it just goes its own way.

13) Memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.

14) It's one thing to wake up, and it's another thing to get up

15) Why can't I understand your heart after reading it for so long? Because. . . I am nearsighted.

16) Look at the moon in the sky. It's so round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at the water.

17) Look at you. You look like you're joking!

18) The pain of youth in the past years is the death of tangled memories.

19) Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating.

2) Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I see you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

21) It's okay to drop my mobile phone so many times. I think my height saved it.

22) get married for nine yuan. Divorce is twelve yuan. Divorce is for fools. It's so expensive!

23) I will try my best to be the girl you like and then I will never be with you.

24) I'm addicted to reading novels recently, and I feel that speaking is more eloquent than going to school.

25) I suddenly choked on the full moon night and accepted his request.

26) You must come when I lose weight, because I will lose my appetite when I see you.

27) teacher, I can't go to school because I have a burning silence in my body. I'm afraid of hurting my classmates.

28) qian Qian wan Wan Wan yao wants gei to give me my xin Xin heart/I Qian does not ask you ni le.

29) Do you know? I especially want to put your photo on my bedside, because it can ward off evil spirits!

3) Experts say that hunger can make people angry, so when I get angry with you, you just have to treat me to a big meal.

31) Everyone is more than one meter tall. What's the question?

32)? Why do I feel that I can't hear clearly every time I watch a TV series without subtitles?

33) others are full after eating two bites, but I can still eat two bites when I am full.

34) A man once told me that he would come back to marry me when he grew up. My hair turned white and he hasn't come yet.

35) The world laughs at me for being too slutty and I laugh at the world for not being open.

36) Laugh, make trouble, and smile lightly when you see your sister.

 37) ? What should I pay attention to when selling cute? Pay attention to my looks

38) I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a daughter.

39) Read more books, read more newspapers, talk less about feelings and sleep more.