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The problem of Fan Jin passing the exam.

1. Butcher Hu, a small businessman with a low social status at the bottom of the society, before Fan Jin was a philistine: Before Fan Jin was elected, he was in poverty. Butcher Hu insulted him as a "treasure of the world" and a "poor ghost", saying that he "Sharp mouthed monkey cheeks", with a sharp tone of voice. The imaginary Xianggong is "a maniac toad who wants to eat swan meat"; when Mr. Zhang and others mentioned "Wan Guan Furniture", they said that he was a "Wenquxing" who descended to earth and had "big ears in every aspect". It can be seen that he dislikes poverty and loves wealth. He heard that Fan Jin wanted to borrow money to take the provincial examination, but he "spatted in the face" and cursed him "bloody". He insulted Fan Jin and said, "Don't lose your time" in a ferocious tone; he also yelled Fan Jin "peeed" and looked at himself, scolding him as "a toad that wants to eat swan meat"; when he mentioned Fan Jin's mother, he also called her an "old and immortal mother", using vulgar language that was offensive to the ears. He complained that he was unlucky enough to marry his daughter to Fan Jin, a "worldly treasure" and a "poor man". After Fan Jin passed the examination, he slandered Fan Jin's literary talent and believed that he was a scholar because the examiner took pity on him and gave him alms. He believed that Fan Jin was selected as a scholar because he accumulated virtue and "led" Fan Jin; he put on the airs of an elder and wanted to teach Fan Jin the principles of life to prevent him from "making people laugh"; after Fan Jin won the examination, He also praised himself for being discerning and "recognizing people." He believed that those who won the exam were all "Wenqu stars" who had descended to earth, and said that if they hit the stars in the sky, they would be sent to the eighteenth level of hell. Others ridiculed him, saying that after he cured his son-in-law, he would be sent to the seventeenth level of hell. He said that he had hit Juren with his hands and could no longer kill pigs. He was still complacent and believed it to be true. When Fan Jin was selected as a scholar, the butcher Hu arrogantly prepared seven or eight kilograms of meat and four to five thousand dollars to congratulate him, but then he lectured Fan Jin naggingly, and then "got drunk from eating" and "wrapped his clothes horizontally. I'm so shy" and behaved rudely. Butcher Hu went crazy when he found out that Fan Jin had won the exam. He looked surprised and felt very sorry. He lamented that Fan Jin was not lucky, which showed that he only cared about fame and fortune. When others asked him to wake Fan Jin up, he looked embarrassed and said he did not dare to fight. The stars in the sky reflected his superstition; later he put on his original ferocious appearance and slapped Fan Jin, showing his rudeness again.

2. Before Fan Jin won the election, all his neighbors treated him with indifference and contempt

After Fan Jin won the election, they sent chickens and rice one after another. When Fan Jin went crazy and everyone didn't know what to do, a neighbor said he had a suggestion, but he didn't know if it would work. This man spoke without thinking, and immediately expressed his opinion, asking the butcher to slap Fan Jin. It was obvious that he was indifferent to people. It has long been common for people like Fan Jin to go crazy because of being ecstatic about winning the election. It is no surprise that this happened, and they have become numb. Butcher Hu did not dare to beat the crazy Fan Jin, saying that he was a god in the sky and could not be beaten. At this time, a certain "bitter man" said that he usually killed pigs, but he didn't know that he would be beaten with thousands of iron rods, but now a hundred iron rods would mean nothing. It seemed that he was persuading the butcher to save Fan Jin, but in fact he was doing extreme harm to Fan Jin's family. Satire. When others are in trouble, they stand up and laugh at them.

3. Squire Zhang was a dignified person

Before Fan Jin was elected: Fan Jin’s family was “so hungry that they could no longer see”, and Squire Zhang did not send anyone to greet him or send him rice. of.

After Fan Jin won the exam: How long did it take for Zhang Xiangshen to learn the news? He rushed to establish a relationship and gave him a house and money. When Zhang Xiangshen came to congratulate Fan Jin for winning the election, the two kept talking politely to each other. Zhang Xiangshen also gave Fan Jin money and said "good years and good times" was actually to build a relationship with Fan Jin. He immediately offered to let them move into his vacant house. My personal opinion is for reference only, I hope it can help you.