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The host's opening remarks are all humorous jokes.

Prologue: Good evening, leaders and colleagues! I am the host XXX today. (The other one said so. ) In a blink of an eye, 1 year passed, and we bid farewell to 2009 and ushered in 20 10 year. In the new year, we wish you all:

Good health. All the best ... (add) Looking back on 2009. Under the leadership of the leadership, the company's performance has been rising. The enthusiasm of colleagues is also rising. Please give warm applause to express our thanks to the leaders. ..... (others can be added in the middle)

Conclusion: On this day of national celebration, we welcome the first anniversary of xx Culture Communication Co., Ltd. with joy and hope. In this unforgettable day, there are joy, sweat, tempering, and more emotional moments of unity to overcome difficulties.

Looking forward to the future, let's walk hand in hand, let's experience life in the work of pioneering and innovating, forging ahead, bearing in mind the mission and embracing *. Finally, I wish "xx" company more innovation and set sail again in the future. I believe "xx" will continue to develop steadily, continuously and healthily! !

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Example of opening remarks:

At the beginning:

Cut to the chase, explain the intention or theme of the speech in concise language, and then demonstrate and elaborate in the main part. This way of opening remarks can be called opening remarks.

The prologue is suitable for more formal and solemn application speech occasions, which requires the speaker to have good generalization ability.

Humor:

Humor is a kind of speech with humorous language or examples as the opening remarks, which can make the audience play the role of speaker easily and happily.

Humorous opening remarks should avoid vulgar jokes or vulgar language.