Let's have a joke. Don't go too far with your girlfriend who just taught you.

(1) It is said that Xiaomi's eyes are not very good, but he doesn't like wearing them. He is so beautiful! So I often make jokes. One day Xiaomi was sitting in the office reading a newspaper and suddenly said in surprise, "Hey!" ! Boss Atul, read this newspaper. He actually said that American coquetry succeeded! You said it was fun! America's successful coquetry is so funny! Tu: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Jeremy: He, he wrote it here! Tu: Let me see, let me see, I don't believe it! Hey! You figured it out! Michelle Obama: What's wrong? Tu: It is clearly written here that the United States has successfully removed the bridge! (2) Earth: Xiaomi, a man with a sense of justice, has always maintained a critical attitude towards some unfair phenomena and uncivilized behaviors in society. Michelle Obama: That's right! Tu: One day when I first arrived at the office, I saw her with an angry face, so I told her-Man: Boss Tu, I am so angry! Tu: What makes you angry? Jeremy: I tell you, when I came to work today, I found a shop. It's, it's still stuck on red paper, you know! Tu: What should I post? Michelle Obama: It's polite to have an affair! Earth: rational reason? Michelle Obama: A gift! Tu: That is to say, in this store, people have an affair and their store also gives gifts. Michelle Obama: You said you said you said this store was too much. Tu: Oh, uncivilized! Let's go and see it together, shall we? Jeremy: Go and have a look! Tu: There is such a thing. Maybe I am also polite! Michelle Obama: Huh? Tu: er ... no, no. Let me see, this is a soybean milk shop-I ... Xiaomi, are you kidding! Michelle Obama: What's wrong? Tu: Look carefully before you speak! Put on your eyes next time. Michelle Obama: Huh? Tu: It is said that it is polite to send it out! (3) Tu: One day, I started reading radio and television newspapers in the office. Hearing the headline almost scared me to death! Michelle Obama: Tony Leung Chiu Wai! Tu: That's right. Jeremy: A melancholy eunuch. Tu: What are you talking about? Jeremy: A melancholy eunuch. Tu: Who said anything about him? Um ... when did you have the operation? I don't know! ? Michelle Obama: Uh ... How do I know? I didn't do it. Tu: Let me think. Let me see. Jeremy: Look at it. Look at it. Tu: Tony Leung Chiu Wai! Michelle Obama: That's right! Tu: A melancholy thief!