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What funny moments have you heard about learning to drive in a driving school?

I don't know if you are old drivers now. Do you still remember the bitter past when you were practicing in the driving school? We used to practice driving in the hottest season of the year, so our bare arms would get sunburned! And many jokes are often made on the way to the driver's license test. Let's have a look!

First, when I was practicing the second subject, I fell into a dead corner again. Coach:? Lend me your mobile phone. ? After the students give their mobile phones to the coach, they watch the coach open the door and get off, put their mobile phones in the corner of the library, and then get on the bus and say, come on, let's do it again. ?

Secondly, I remember when I first learned to drive, I drove a little faster. Coach:? Are you flying a plane? Do you want me to give you a plane license plate? ? Slow down, coach: Is the car still moving? ?

Third, coach: Come on. ? Me:? I will. ? Coach:? Let's go ? Me:? Thanks, coach. ? Coach:? I told you to step on the gas. ?

One day, the coach was very angry and said something that made people puzzled. Step on the handbrake! ?

The third division is on the road, coach: the red light can't pass, and the green light can't pass. Do you have a color you like? ?

First time on the road, I was a little nervous. I: Coach, I'm so nervous. ? Coach:? What are you nervous about? It's pedestrians who should be nervous! ?

Six, go to the driving school to practice driving (subject three), the coach said to a girl with a throttle as a brake: I will build a group on WeChat, you must communicate with others in the group, and the girl happily agreed! Then the coach pulled her into the group and said, these are all your problems. Remember to go around when you see people in the group on the road. I looked at the name of the group killing training center!

Seven, learning to drive in a driving school is unbearable in summer, and the second class students said that when we practice driving, we all turn on the air conditioner to cool down. So the four of them got on the bus, closed the window and turned on the air conditioner. After a long time, I found that the air conditioner didn't work, and a car was as hot as a dog, cursing that the car was broken. After a long time, the coach came to explain, and when he got on the bus, he turned blue and swore: You people are crowded in the car in summer and still have the heating on! Baked sweet potatoes!

? Eight, true story, today in the driving school, a beautiful student drove into a telephone pole, and the coach quickly stepped on the brakes, but the female student stepped on the accelerator to the end and held down the horn. The coach pinched the beauty's right thigh, and the throttle was loose, but the horn was pressed. The coach said loudly: you honk the horn and the telephone pole will make way. I worship you as a teacher!

9. Coach: Did you enter the file? Student: Have you been admitted? Coach: What gear did you hang up? Student: China * * * Production Party! Coach: Yes. . . . . .

Ten, when practicing driving, it happens to be downhill. When I stepped on the accelerator nervously, the coach shouted: Brake! ! Brake with your feet! ? I quickly opened the car door, stepped on the ground, and the sole rubbed hard on the ground! After dragging for more than twenty meters, the car finally stopped! The coach was so scared that he took fifty dollars and asked me to buy him a bag to calm him down! I was depressed at that time, so don't scare me with toothpaste! When I handed him ten boxes of Chinese toothpaste, he silently refunded all my tuition fees and said, there is another driving school next door. I said, I was introduced by the one next door!

After getting on the bus, candidates should sit in the driver's seat and light a lamp. After stepping on the accelerator to check the instrument, they will say to the examiner: Report to the inspector that all instruments are inspected normally and the left and right sides are accessible, and request to start. ? When the man was nervous, he said, report to the examiner that all the instruments are normal and the left and right sides are unobstructed, and request to take off. ? The examiner answered calmly after listening:? Permission to take off, pay attention to the high voltage ahead. ?

On the way to the exam, the examiner will ask the candidates to do something, such as turning left at the intersection ahead, pressing the manhole cover, unilaterally or bilaterally. Candidates should answer:? I see. ? Make sure you understand the examiner's question. A driving school has a special roundabout called Wang Ba Island. As a result, an examiner said:? Turn left at Wang Ba Island ahead. ? Candidates answer:? The tortoise understood. ?

? Did you encounter anything funny when you took the driver's license test? Let's share it together!

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