Stupid guy dating joke

Topic: Give some advice to girls who are dating from a man's point of view (Chapter 1)

In fact, the suggestion may be serious. It should be called advice and a little analysis. (If it is too long, you can look at 2 1 first. )

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1, the first thing many girls encounter is. At first, the boys chased him closely. Later, the weather turned cold. I don't know why.

Analysis 1: Men like you very much, so they chase you very closely. But you didn't respond at all. Or don't like him Or neither too hot nor too cold. So he naturally lost his motivation. He will definitely ask his friends around him. His friends will tell him that this woman is cold. And give her the cold shoulder for a few days. This may be missing the fate.

Analysis 2: I didn't look very satisfied at first. But when you think you are old, convince yourself that what you look like doesn't matter. I decided to contact. Later, I found it really unacceptable. The weather is getting colder. This may be about your appearance, your height, or something else. )

Analysis 3: How serious people in the confused stage are at first. It turned out later. I don't know why I play with my friends. What's the point of getting married? (This girl is the majority)

Many people think that fate is in the future, but marriage hasn't arrived yet. There is everything here. Actually, God didn't throw these at you. It's up to you. Meet someone you like. What is appropriate must be cherished.

3. The standard of blind date is 10, if it reaches 7 points. You caught it quickly. Never look for someone with 10. For example, you want to find a girl of 160. But you met a girl with 158. Everything is fine. What else do you want? Do you have to have that 2 cm?

4, blind date is fast-paced. So slow fever can wait for death. There are always people who complain that blind dates have a purpose.

Analysis: The purpose of blind date is to get married. Is it to come out and make more friends? Everyone said that blind date is to meet friends, not to be husband and wife. You can also be friends. So now you think about yourself. Are you still friends with your former blind date? How many people are still in contact? Suddenly one day. You find that your boyfriend and his previous blind date are still chatting on WeChat or QQ. Then he told you that he was just a friend. Can you believe it?

It must be a bit vulgar to say so. But it's true. Blind date must depend on economic conditions. Otherwise, the blind date man will never pass the woman's parents. You can't blame your parents. Parents also want their children to have a better life. Since it's a blind date. No emotional foundation. Why not find a good one?

6. Boys don't like you. There's usually only one reason. The appearance does not meet his requirements. According to different men. The requirements are different. There are high and low. Can't pass the first level. Men don't understand your inner self at all. Be quiet. You have a good heart.

Analysis: blind date has no emotional foundation, and it doesn't feel when you start meeting. I don't want to talk about it at all, and I don't want to meet again. But suppose you are classmates. There was no emotional foundation at first. But we must meet every day. Over time. It is possible to have feelings. This is the difference between blind date and playing with friends.

7. Don't be too melodramatic. You may not find the topic when you start chatting. Some blind date men may only ask about your job. School. If you ever thought it was checking your account. Then there is a sense of disgust. Then you have less chance.

Analysis: In fact, blind date means mutual understanding and understanding. Audit or not. You calm down.

8: The man began to ask the blind date for photos. This makes the blind date girl very unhappy.

Analysis: Give photos if you want (some people may say, who is he? He wants me. I give it? The advantage of giving photos is that you can do it. If you can't do it, forget it. No one is wasting time. Because it costs money to go out and meet. For some people, they don't want to spend unnecessary money to support other people's wives.

9. The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart. This is why chatting is good at ordinary times, and why it suddenly gets cold. It is possible that your words hurt each other and you don't know it yet. Let me give you an example: for example, two people go out to eat. The blind date girl finished eating. The man expressed his concern and asked, "Do you want more rice?" At this time, the blind date girl didn't say anything on the surface. But I am not happy. What's the matter? You said I was begging? (The above is just an example of 1. Many of them are not concerned or just joking, but the other party cares. )

10: "Busy as hell" Maybe you are really busy. Ask you out a few times. You didn't even do it. People don't know if you are really busy or fake. Will be rejected by default.

1 1: People believe what they say, but you can't believe it all. Let me give an example of a boy. For example, many girls think it is unfair. A person's age is not important. If you are over 30 years old, you can find a woman who is 10 years younger than yourself. My weak problem. Do you agree with the girls 10 years older than you in the group? Even if the girl is confused for a while. Are you stupid to be a girl's parent? People will think. This man is too good. Why aren't you married? (After a period of speculation, it is a tragedy) So tell the boys never to believe it. What to look for when you are old. If you believe it, you will be miserable. The purpose of this example is to tell girls. It is inevitable that someone will comfort you in good faith in your life. But it played a bad role.

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12: learn to be coquettish. Your success rate has increased by 80%. If you are satisfied with that person. Your coquetry will arouse men's desire for protection. The feeling of being needed will make you feel valuable. (although sometimes I don't realize it myself)

13: It turns out that the blind date man doesn't love me so much.

Analysis: I think so. . . what can I say? You have only known each other for a few weeks. How can you let others love you to death? Feelings need time to consolidate. I certainly didn't love you that much when I first met you. Plus others provoke you to say that "the blind date doesn't love you that much" and then you give up. Let me give you an example. For example, my wife has been following me for 20 years since 1. Here comes the bullet. I'll get in the way. If you just met a blind date of 1 day. I'm afraid (I should say) that I can't stand up.

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14: after the blind date, do you need to ask the middleman if the other party is satisfied with you? Then decide whether to continue to develop. no

Analysis: It's no use asking. It's no use. Most of the answers are that people are not bad. You can get in touch with it first and get to know it slowly (this is the official answer). So the other person is very satisfied with himself. I can see the eyes and actions when I chat.

15: Other people's opinions can only be used for reference. Everyone has a little problem. If you are obsessed with small things. You post for help. The answers downstairs are mostly "divided" and "decisively divided". To tell the truth, what do you share downstairs? No one will be responsible for your breakup. So do things must be considered clearly. If men are really scum (principles or values, outlook on life, world outlook, etc. ), then don't hesitate.

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16: This post is in response to many people in the group. If someone sends "XXXXXXX, do I still want to continue?" This title appears. Let me tell you something. You don't need to continue. Because in your heart, you have passed by. Just looking for approval. Be confident in your heart.

If the topic is "Who did I choose from these people?" Appear. Then I'll tell you, choose the one you admire most in rhetoric. In fact, you have already chosen it. It's just that the person you are satisfied with is cold and inactive, but he looks good. People you are not satisfied with. Family conditions are ok, but looks are not. Or talk strangely all the time.

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17: Before we meet, maybe the woman or her parents will ask the man what he wants, and the introducer will generally say, "The man doesn't want anything, not his looks, job, education and so on. As long as he can talk. " In fact, this sentence is bullshit. I am the best example. When people ask me, I also say, as long as we can talk. But I certainly won't tell the middleman that "I dare not say ugly."

18: Many girls are like this. Most elders have good introduction conditions, but they differ in length. A friend's introduction or an acquaintance of his looks good. Unfortunately, the conditions are poor.

Analysis: Most of the introductions of elders are based on good conditions. If the conditions are good, the appearance is good. That rare treasure must have been taken away a long time ago. Why enter the blind date market? (But there are exceptions, such as just breaking up with your ex and just catching up with you. )

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19: Many girls love to ask: Do you want to take the initiative? In fact, when you asked this sentence, you already had feelings for that boy. You can take the initiative. But remember, remember. The final result has nothing to do with whether you take the initiative or not. The key is whether he likes you or not. Have a crush on you. You take the initiative. If you don't like it, I believe it will work. It's no use taking the initiative. Let me give you an example. 1 Handsome and rich people take the initiative to you 1 Ugly and poor people take the initiative to you. The result is a world of difference.

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20: Many girls feel that blind date is too purposeful and contradictory. I think blind date means meeting friends. To tell the truth, suppose the other person just holds this attitude. I must be so angry. Because blind date is originally for getting married. Who is free to play with you? Suppose you have 1 girls and 1 boys dating. Then they became boyfriend and girlfriend and had sex with each other. And then he told you. Blind date is just to meet and make friends, not to get married. Should I cut him with a knife at this time?

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2 1: This is very important. Teach you to judge whether your blind date feels good about you 1. This is your 1 meeting. You must let yourself see each other first. Then observe the facial expression when the other person sees your 1 eye. Is it a frown or a heartfelt smile? Next, no matter what is in front, there will be a polite smile behind.

Analysis: Because human 1 response is impossible to control. Unless he is prepared to control his expression in advance. Because knowing this. There will be fewer detours when dating.

Never laugh at those who want to commit suicide when they are lovelorn, and say from the heart that they don't love anymore. (Those who say they will never love again, but their actions are another exception to the 1 set) I have laughed at both kinds of people before. But you'll know after your own experience. I used to think that 1 people had a good life. But I really experienced that two people liked each other. You will find it really, really beautiful to live together. So if you find a suitable but imperfect girl, don't be melodramatic and die.

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23: Blind date failed, is it necessary to be friends?

Analysis: Here are two situations.

(1) You don't like each other. When you say friend, you actually refuse. You have no intention of being friends with him at all. I can't wait to get out of your sight.

(2) You like that man, but that man is not satisfied with you. After being rejected, you offered to be friends. In fact, at this time, you just want to save face or make up for your heart.

In fact, I can tell you that if the blind date fails, there is no need to be friends. If you find your boyfriend or husband chatting with 1 a strange woman in the future. You ask who that woman is. He said it was an old blind date with no result. And be friends. She is lovelorn now. Comfort her. Can you believe it? Are you jealous? So from the third-person point of view, you will soon wake up. Be your sister's ordinary friend.

24: Maybe the person you meet now is not suitable for falling in love and has no feelings. Only suitable for marriage. In the back. You will find that the person behind you is not suitable for falling in love or getting married.

25: Fate is playing tricks on people, either no one introduces you or several at the same time. But there are many choices, you can tell everyone, then you can't succeed. Always compare this shortcoming with another. Good-looking, poor family conditions What about those whose family conditions have passed? They don't look so good. How about both? I don't care about you.

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26. I was very enthusiastic at first, and then I contacted again after a few days of disconnection.

Analysis: Maybe some men will have an excuse to say that they are considering whether to have a relationship or not. The above is pure nonsense. Probably, I don't like you very much. Compared with other blind date girls, you are worse.

Reason: think about things for a few minutes or 1 hour. How many days will it take? Where is the efficiency of doing things? For example, the internet connection in the past four days is under consideration. Then consider 1 day. Contact is considered on the second day, not on the third day, and on the fourth day. Do you have to be such a mother-in-law to be a man? I don't think you like men who are indecisive and capricious.

27: Many boys will ask after meeting him for the first time, how does the woman feel about him?

Analysis: In fact, this is a stupid practice, which often causes girls' disgust. How do girls feel about you? Just look with your own eyes. There is no way to get the result. Ask. The answer must be the standard answer: "Not bad, you can contact first."

28: You must have quality when going out on a date. Every time I just eat, run across the street and watch movies, I'm sure I haven't made progress. As for how to have quality, it depends on the man himself to find a way. If the blind date is too stupid. We need you to hint at him. Don't eat every time you come out and run across the street? Watch a movie. And then got married?

29: Don't ask the reason after the blind date is rejected by the other party.

Analysis: I used to be stupid. I don't think blind date can be done. Ask why. Be careful in the future. In fact, the other party will not tell the truth. Such as ugly or poor family. The other party must find other reasons to say it. Because many reasons are meaningless. After you deny it, the other person will take the time to think of other reasons. Why waste time on both sides.

30. Identify whether it comes from rural areas.

Analysis: First of all, I declare that I don't discriminate against the countryside, because my ex-girlfriend is from the countryside, but her quality and all aspects are very good, but some urban families hate the countryside. Afraid of meeting the Phoenix man or something. I only teach you cognition here, without emotion. Just ask him a question: when is your birthday? Because it happens to be a feature that we only have after 80 s, it is not suitable for 70 s and 90 s. If the other person answers that it is the lunar calendar XX, it is the countryside, and if the answer is the solar calendar XX, it is 95% of the cities.

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3 1, blind date must be timely, geographical and human.

Analysis: The so-called timing is the right time to launch. Suppose you or your partner have just been lovelorn and haven't come out yet, that's not the time. Just at this time, one of you or he has made friends (the family or the middleman doesn't know, so I'll introduce you).

Location: If it's a long-distance relationship, it really doesn't look good. Don't say it's a long-distance date. Even couples who have been together for many years should share it in different places. The reason is simple: if you are in trouble or wronged and don't even have a comforter, is it worse? At this time, another man with 1 will come out to help in the snow, so you are 1 times. Being touched twice is tolerable. I have been touched many times (even if I changed my mind for that man, there just happened to be a woman chasing him over there). Besides, people around you are fanning the flames. Say: Oh, you are hurt. Where's your boyfriend? Totally unqualified. Then the curse was planted.

Harmony: This is also very important. I have succeeded in every blind date for 4/5, but it didn't start with 1 in the end. I agree, the middleman agrees, my parents agree, and her parents agree. Is that she doesn't agree. . . .

32: Don't make blind date with straight cancer, and retreat as soon as you find it.

Analysis: which are straight male cancers. For example, my theory is: I am not handsome. Why don't I find a beautiful one? To improve genes. I immediately met a slightly ugly pass. (Except local tyrants)

Actually, I also want to say. I have no money. Why don't I find a rich man?

33: If you chat to judge whether the other party is satisfied with you.

Analysis: If the other person speaks carefully. I'm afraid of offending you. Congratulations. You are the goddess in his heart.

34: Girls must not be lazy (they must dress up and make up). Especially the appearance is not particularly beautiful.

Analysis: When you are beautiful (is the foundation good? You will find that whether it is blind date, work or other aspects, you will feel as smooth as hanging up the phone. Remember beauty. As long as you catch a cold in your circle of friends. Someone will send the medicine right away. Or send a message "I suddenly want to eat steamed stuffed bun, good night" and a man will send it right away.

Some people say that when we meet for the first time, we deliberately don't dress up, or we deliberately walk sloppy. Is to see if a man really likes you.

Analysis: Kneel when you meet the male god you like. Think about it from another angle. If someone comes to test you. Wear slippers on purpose. Come out to see you without shaving. What would you think? This is obviously a sign of disrespect.

36: firmly believe in your own mate selection criteria. (Many elders will hit you on purpose)

Analysis: Take the recent "Monkey Race Thunder" incident as an example. First of all, everyone has the right to choose. Therefore, the criteria for choosing a spouse are self-determined. Whether you can find it or not is your own business. What right do outsiders have to interfere with you?

37: Many girls are very active when they meet men in the early stage. I don't care. Wait until you start to like men. As a result, the man got cold.

Analysis: Due to the previous indifference, men have no interest in continuing to chase. It's just that you like him at this time. He feels very tired together. So it's over. (or introduced by others at this time)

38: I have never been sure about my relationship with you.

Analysis: Situation 1: It is also very enthusiastic to continue chatting with you. He's still considering it. Maybe your looks or family are not up to standard. He is waiting to see if there is anything more suitable. At this time, even if you find him having an affair with other girls, you are not qualified to say him. Because you're not sure about your relationship. You have no right to talk about her, it's his strategy.

Situation 2: I don't talk to you much. Not satisfied with you. But due to the face of the introducer, I am embarrassed to refuse. I want to wait for your refusal. Maybe posting for help, how to refuse you.

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Many girls don't like blind date. I think blind date is a feeling of selling yourself in a transaction.

Analysis: Because blind date has a strong purpose. It's all about getting married. Don't hold the attitude of knowing friends.

The so-called deal is not bad. Because men look at you, your appearance or family or gender. You like talented or motivated, handsome or considerate men with good family conditions.

Like campus love. Others chase you. It must be nice to meet you. Why else would you? Who doesn't want to brag about his girlfriend's beauty in front of friends? Either you have a man's taste. Or your grades are good, and so on. We all want what we want.

40: Parents often scold girls for not finding a partner. We scold every time we talk a few words.

Analysis: Someone replied to let the girls go home and talk to their parents calmly. Those people are easy to stand and talk. You want to talk calmly. But parents have formed a conditioned reflex. It's time to solve the problem. Let's find one as soon as possible. Or try to avoid quarreling with your parents. At this time, it is impossible to solve the problem.

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4 1: Be a blind date or an engaged boyfriend. Force or you don't have sex with him Just an excuse not to love him or something. Such people must lie to P, and those who really like you will certainly be able to bear it for you. That's right. I can definitely bear it for you.

42: Many girls didn't go on because of indifference or work. Then regret it.

Analysis: Never mind. This is a common problem for girls. Look at the work of other people in the group, and you will be relieved.