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Funny psychological test-What kind of psychosis are you? 1. When eating scrambled eggs with tomatoes, do you often worry about whether to eat tomatoes or eggs first?

Yes——→ Go to 2

No——→ Go to 4

2. Do you dare to lead an ostrich to visit Chang’an without fear of others’ ridicule? Street?

Yes——→ Go to 3

No——→ Go to 6

3. Do you often suffer from insomnia because of where you should place your hands when sleeping?

Yes——→ Go to 5

No——→ Go to 7

4. When you wake up in the morning, do you often worry about whether you should go to the toilet first or brush your teeth first? ?

Yes——→ Go to 6

No——→ Go to 8

5. Do you dare to tell crazy jokes at a very sentimental graduation ceremony?

Yes——→ Go to 9

No——→ Go to 10

6. If someone tells a joke that is hard to laugh at, do you dare not laugh? ?

Yes——→ Go to 7

No——→ Go to 10

7. Do you dare to attend an important banquet wearing beach pants without fear of being scolded by others? ?

Yes——→ Go to 11

No——→ Go to 12

8. If the person you hate wants to give you a crystal toilet without flushing, will you accept it? Next?

Yes - → Go to 10

No - → Go to 9

9. You really want to play the "owner kisses the dog" game with the stray dog ?

Yes——→ Go to 11

No——→ Go to 15

10. You ordered a bowl of beef noodles, but the boss brought a plate of fish Pill, will you take it?

Yes——→ Go to 13

No——→ Go to 11

11. Do you dare to use the invented “toilet-type ice warm and cold three-stage mouthwash” "machine"?

Yes——→ Go to 16

No——→ Go to 12

12. The friend you are arguing with gives you an egg tart and asks you to shut up. , are you willing to agree?

Yes——→ Go to 15

No——→ Go to 14

13. Do you miss telling stories to the monkeys in the zoo?

Yes——→ Go to 14

No——→ Go to 18

14. Would you quit your job because you hate the staplers in your company? ?

Yes——→ Go to 17

No——→ Go to 15

15. When the invigilator walks around your seat, you will stare. Him?

Yes——→ Go to 18

No——→ Go to 16

16. If a stranger wants to treat you to delicious ham and egg fried rice, what will you do? Accept it?

Yes——→ Go to 20

No——→ Go to 19

17. When you chew gum, do you always chew it with the fixed side of your teeth?

Yes——→ A

No——→ Go to 19

18. When eating broad beans, do you swallow the shells and the flesh?

Yes——→C

No——→D

19. Say you are

Crazy, will you admit it?

Yes——→B

No——→A

20. Do you believe that you may become a psychopath in the future?

Yes——→ B

No——→ D Answer:

A

You are an out-and-out psychopath, You have reached the national level four of mental illness! It's useless even if you don't admit it, because it is enough to prove that you have so much patience to complete these questions. I hope you will make good use of your patience and iron-willed character at work, and do not rule out the possibility of getting ahead in the future.

B

You are the kinder one among a group of psychopaths. You have also reached the national mental illness level four, but how far have you passed this level test? A little bit of luck! But this does not mean that your symptoms are milder than others. On the contrary, what you have to worry about is that you are the one among this group of neurotics who is most likely to be influenced by other people and make the symptoms worse. I hope you are fine and stop talking to others.?

C

You are a psychopath with a bold personality, and you have reached the national mental illness level six! Although your current symptoms are quite serious, please don’t be discouraged. As long as you are exposed to more interesting things, your mental state will gradually normalize and return to level four due to your optimistic personality. However, break the habit of participating in dangerous activities.

D

You are the psycho among the psychos! It's so sick! You have reached the national level of mental illness level eight! What's even more frightening is that although you keep saying: "I am definitely not a psychopath!", your subconscious is telling yourself: "I am the king of psychopaths!" It's time for you to receive treatment. Once, a friend took a psychological test from the Internet. Give me a test, I fulfilled her wish, and the test began: Question: If you were walking in the desert and saw a kettle, what would you imagine the kettle you saw looked like? A: A cowhide kettle, like The kind used in the desert in the TV series, curved. (The first question passed successfully) Question: Will you pick up this kettle? Answer: Do I have a kettle myself? If I do, I won’t pick it up. Let people who don’t have a kettle pick it up. People can’t be too greedy. (Friend is helpless) Question: Don’t worry about it, just say whether you want to pick it up or not, and treat it as if you don’t have it. Answer: Okay, I’ll pick it up. If you don’t pick it up, you won’t pick it up. Hehe! Question: Okay, now you have picked up this kettle, you walked forward for a while and found a small lake in the desert. Will you use this kettle to get water here? (I'm thinking...after thinking, answer) Answer: I want to ask if there is water in the pot I picked up. If there is, of course I don't need to drink it. If not, I want to ask about the lake. Is the water in it poisonous? I can only beat it if it is not poisonous. Otherwise, I would rather die of thirst than poison. (My friend regrets asking me to take this psychological test) Question: Why do you have so many messy thoughts? Can't you just follow my questions? Can you beat the water? Answer: Okay, let’s make a pot. I’ll try it on a living creature soon. If it’s not poisonous, I’ll drink it. Question: You walked for a long time and came to a house on the edge of the desert. You were very tired and had no place to rest, but you didn’t know what was going on inside the house, whether it was bad or good. Would you go in? Answer: Come in, why don’t you come in? People are going to die, so what are you afraid of? Question: After you entered, you found that the house was clean and there was an apple on the table. At this time, a person of the opposite sex knocked on the door. What did you imagine him to be like, such as his age and appearance? Answer: No need to think about it. Someone is younger, has a good brain, and has strong martial arts skills. In this way, there is still some hope of escaping from this ghost place. (Friend was speechless) Question: He said he was lost in the desert and needed to go into the house to rest. Will you let him in? Answer: Let him sleep at the door.

Question: He said he was hungry and thirsty. The apple you saw before was the only food. Would you eat it by yourself or would you let him eat it? Answer: Half for each person. You can let him eat first. (My friend curled his lips in relief) Answer: What I mean is that I don’t know where the apple came from. Let him eat it first. If it’s not poisoned, I’ll eat it later. By the way, I haven’t drunk the water I drew before, so let him drink some first. (My friend scratched the wall) Question: You are too cruel to ask.

Answer: Then tell me the test results! ! The ads are also exciting, don’t leave, come back right away! An evil psychological test. An evil psychological test, with an accuracy rate as high as 98!!! (I have tried it, and it’s pretty accurate)

An evil psychological test, but with an accuracy rate as high as 98, try it if you don’t believe me. ! It’s weird!! I’ve tried it, and it’s very accurate. It’s really accurate. At least it fits my current situation. Comrades, please try it~~~

Personality test: Every One can only make one wish... try it, but don't cheat and read the conclusion first! You will be very surprised by your answer. Our mind is like a parachute; when it lies It works better when open. It's a lot of fun, but you must follow all instructions 100%. Don't cheat!~~~

*** Before starting this book Please make a wish before taking the test***

Attention! Please answer this questionnaire in order. There are only 4 questions in one ***, but if you peek at the conclusion before answering,

You will never get a truly honest answer.

Now please read slowly and answer.

Don’t peek beforehand

Please Prepare a pen and paper to write down your answers.

At the end of the questionnaire you will need it to interpret your personality

This is a very honest questionnaire and it will Tells you a lot about your true self.

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Please rate the following 5 animals according to your favorite In order:

- Cow- Tiger- Sheep- Horse- Pig-

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Please provide the following After each sentence, write an adjective of how you feel about it:

-dog-cat-mouse-coffee-sea

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Please think of some people (these people must know you,

and are very important people to you)

Please mention these people People are associated with the following colors

(Do not repeat names or colors)

Each person can only be associated with one color.

-Yellow- Orange-red-white-green

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Finally, please write down your lucky number and your favorite part of the week Day

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Have you finished writing? Please make sure the answer you write is your true feeling in your heart. This is you Last chance to make any changes. Now please read the following explanation: But before reading, please make the wish you made before.

Here are the answers, are you ready?